I Brother Laughing Man 1' ( Sat)
KB, 380x373, jstu_ )
pplaying half orc monk
suecide to play something beyond weeabos "i am a master of martial arts'
append 100 inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn the side with a lin"
ME LOG - THE SHARK OF THE LAND. MASKED WRESTLER
Make feats revolving around grappling
EEVERY FUCKING. THING.
concluding. but not limited to. a bear
AOH SHIT DRAGON
gdragon acts like a faggot. ducking into water and popping upto use breath weapon
I' m charging his ass
playing warforged fighter. assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air. where I pose in . shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK
STICKLE A FUCKING DRAGON
unarmed damage latch . take deep breath in preparation forthe underwater struggle
gdragon gees up. forgot they can actually fly.
MDM gives me option to let gs before he goes up Fuckthat. Fm still wrestling.
2233 FEET IN THE AIR STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON ENID DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE
actually starts hurting me. Have to csmu up with a plan. STRIKES ME.
2" I roll to pin."
Sentire table is silent.
roll to 'pin' his wings behind his back. SC) he can' t fly anymore.
SENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SC) I CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY
UNATURAL- FUCKING. TWENTY.
pin the dragan' s wings. sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement.
s neck snaps impact
sheer luck GM fiat. possibly both I survive with -4 HP
puts me back at sne. picks me up. holding sne arm into the air
brather immediately bangs his shield twice. making a bell noise
Paarty" s bard/ : "And the winner is-... Lss "
ihigh fams all around
And that was the story of how I made it to level four.
Cl Anonymous ( Sitt) 03: 22
I Anonymous ( Sat) 03: 29
you win cla. d forever