This fucker. is going to kill you in your sleep.. Actually, this photo is actually of a model of a camel spider, the real ones are far more terrifying
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This fucker

is going to kill you in your sleep

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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#22 - tonythetiger (07/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#21 - nathnotfunny (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 to #21 - marking (07/13/2012) [-]
i hope for the love of god that youre refering to the post on top of yours.
#15 - Womens Study Major (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
they are not poisonous. i got bitten by one of these little ***** when i was in afghanistan 09ยด with the german army. just hurted a bit.
User avatar #16 to #15 - lackofcoolname (07/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - rainbowdashfj (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, this photo is actually of a model of a camel spider, the real ones are far more terrifying
#18 - randomvillain (07/13/2012) [-]
It just needs a brushing.
#12 - jokingcargo (07/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #56 - anonchief (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Looks cute. I want one so I can scare the living **** out of anyone who ***** with me.

How big is it? I want it on a leash.
#53 - gamefacts (07/13/2012) [-]
#46 - superfluen (07/13/2012) [-]
Why does nature keep being scary?!
Why does nature keep being scary?!
#32 - ddrredneck (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
except thats not even a real one. its a flyfishing lure version of one made entirely out of hooks, wires, and feathers. not that you would actually fish with this one the guy who made it makes a bunch of things like these just for the lulz.
didnt think i'd spot that on here though...
fly-fisherman over here ftw....
User avatar #17 - tariv (07/13/2012) [-]
The Magic School Bus turned into a bug.
User avatar #5 - hypnoso (07/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I've actually killed one of those. They are not even poisonous. The only creeping thing about them is their speed... too ******* fast
#9 to #5 - elbaum (07/12/2012) [-]
not poinonous?
#51 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2012) [-]
That's not a camel spider, THIS is a... oh wait.
#50 - hitshitwithsticks (07/13/2012) [-]
Camel Spiders have an anaesthetic in their venom, so if you were bitten whilst sleeping it could continue to feast on you with a lesser chance of you waking up. My teacher told me about her son (who is in the army), when he was in Afghanistan, they had to wear underwear woven from metal fibres to protect their stuff. (Not sure how accurate that is, just quoting her.)
#49 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2012) [-]
WRONG: this is used for fly fishing.
#48 - sexybarracuda (07/13/2012) [-]
I assume most people would immediately try to crush it with something to kill it at first sight. Well good luck on that one...

It's called a Camel Spider because out in the deserts of Saudi Arabia and Iraq where they are prominent, these spiders adapted the ability to "flatten" themselves when camels (or anything else that poses a threat to them) are about to step on them, hense the name "camel spider".

So if you go to crush one of these ******* , it most likely isn't actually dead and probably just flattened itself out on the floor. Creepy as **** ...I think so. If you want more freakiness, look up how they feed on prey.
#47 - notsureifanon (07/13/2012) [-]
**notsureifanon rolled a random image posted in comment #6917076 at FJ Pony Thread ** I am gonna kill it with this.
User avatar #23 - droysters (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Thats a camel spider, and they get to the size of a small dog. Maybe around a german pinscher or large dachshund.
User avatar #29 to #23 - mothafuckingbatman (07/13/2012) [-]
they can get as big as 6 inches, stories of it being twice that or larger are all myths
#7 - haloholic ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
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#1 - Womens Study Major (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I mean what the hell even is that thing?! **** you nature you scary
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