4chan /tg/ dnd bear. Something i found while browsing /tg/ @ 4chan. Cl Anonymous ) ipg-( 96 KB, 634x456, sir ) lake a bear character in IME) 3. 5 DDM laughs lak

4chan /tg/ dnd bear

4chan /tg/ dnd bear. Something i found while browsing /tg/ @ 4chan. Cl Anonymous ) ipg-( 96 KB, 634x456, sir ) lake a bear character in IME) 3. 5 DDM laughs lak

Something i found while browsing /tg/ @ 4chan

Cl Anonymous )
ipg-( 96 KB, 634x456, sir )
lake a bear character in IME) 3. 5
DDM laughs
lake bear a rogue. put every point i can into disguise
class as a spy to get more disguise
u' | says i can' t speak english
lax out bluff
growling and gesturing. I can fake speaking a language I dmit speak English}
was money to hire a butler NFC
him magical item to let him speak bear
An excellent suggestion, Mister Bea rin men- We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
rer the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
holds a dinner in my honor.
45. guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
Mahouts out loud
lar, is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
We' re so sorry, Sir , very sorry for this man' s behavior''
ROAR" 'shrug'
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#20 - TJED (07/13/2012) [-]
#23 to #20 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
This makes my randomness in D&D seem insignificant.
User avatar #51 - rdangerdash ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
I don't know if it's possible to win D&D but I think this guy just did it.
#24 - habanaro (07/13/2012) [-]
Sir Bearington's face when he fails an acrobatics check.
#39 - crafty badger (07/13/2012) [-]
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#90 to #39 - mrgaw (07/13/2012) [-]
bear thread?
User avatar #21 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
**** like this is why D&D is the best damn thing ever!
#55 - AkatsukiNekoJr (07/13/2012) [-]
Damn I've always wanted to play D&D...if only people here were awesome enough to play...
Damn I've always wanted to play D&D...if only people here were awesome enough to play...
#126 to #55 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
Have a skype or a google hangout or a roll20 or a IRC+maptools game!
#98 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
If butler can have a magical item that allows him to speak bear language, why can't the bear just have a magical item that lets him speak english?
User avatar #115 to #98 - xtnega (11/15/2012) [-]
What the DM wants, the DM gets my friend.
#96 - awesomekings (07/13/2012) [-]
Story time ******* .
I had just started playing D&D with my friends, all higher level. My first quest with them was to find and kill a necromancer. We do all right, and since i was the lowest level, I took the weakest enemies and have the most health left. We find the necromancer in the end of the dungeon, and he uses an AOE spell to take out my friends, but uses up all his mana I use my turn to move closer, to him and he summons a skeleton. Long story short, I rip the skeletons arms off, and beat the necromancer to death with them. **** was cash bro.
User avatar #116 to #96 - Vuumbleman (02/21/2013) [-]
Nice! My turn!

So we get beaten into submission and arrested. We were suspects in an undead attack on the city. At first we were lamenting our luck and kinda mad we were arrested. But then we started trying to break out of prison. So the Monk is looking around and he notices the wall next to him has a brick loose. So he kinda messes with it a bit and the whole wall between his cell and the next one crumbles. All our stuff is there. So we start using our bed sheets and stuff to pass equipment between cells. The rogue gets his thieves tools and starts getting us out. One guard comes back as the rogue unlocks his cell and the guard starts taunting him. The rogue says something to the effect of, "When's supper?" And the guard pulls his pants down and says, "I got your supper right here." At which point the rogue flings his door open, makes a sneak attack at the guard's exposed bits, and manages to make a freakin' CRIT with his Sneak Attack. So the rogue opens our cells. And my character and the Monk character proceed to mutilate the dead guy further. So we're getting ready to go, we hide the body in a bed when we hear more guards coming, hide in some other cells, and ambush the rest of the guards. We leave one alive as our hostage. So we're busting out of this prison, we get to a hall where some more guards are waiting. They're out in the open room, we're all in the hall, none of us are moving. So I decide, "Oh, why not?" I cast Light on a rock, toss it into the room and bluff, "Watch out guys, this spell's gonna hurt!" or something to that effect. 20 on my untrained bluff check. The guards scatter, we charge in and mop 'em up! We loot their evidence room, beat a random mimic, and prepare to make our escape. The captain of the guard is waiting for us, we leave the session just before we charge him and the DM says "Oh, what the hell? Level up!"
User avatar #49 - SticktheFigure (07/13/2012) [-]
******* ...my friend plays as Marbles the Water Cat.
It's race is water and it's ******* class is cat.
#41 - jaysquigglez (07/13/2012) [-]
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#8 - hyperbear (07/12/2012) [-]
all goes swimmingly until a fisherman approaches
all goes swimmingly until a fisherman approaches
User avatar #117 - Waffle King (05/05/2013) [-]
Fun DnD story: I'm guarding a room in the Sorceror Queen's palace while the rest of my team is behind me looting books and such that don't interest me.
Roll perception, Nat 1. Temporarily blind.
Roll perception again, Nat 1. Blind a bit longer.
Roll perception AGAIN, NAT. 1
Three perception Nat 1's in a row. Insanity.

'Nother Story
Sneaking into enemy lair under rock floor.
Can't see enemies, So I sneak in first to scout out the area.
Make a stealth check; Pretty good, no one sees me.
Make a perception check to see how many enemies there are.
Big shock, Nat 1.
Psychically tell team, "Guys, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, There is secure footing and I can't see any hostiles. The bad news is, I can't see anything."

DM says I stealthed so well that not even light could find me.
User avatar #119 to #117 - thatnerdyguy (05/05/2013) [-]
This was posted in 2012, how did you get here?
Wait, how did I get here?
What the **** is going on?
User avatar #127 to #119 - afaik (09/27/2014) [-]
I googled "4chan funny d&d"...
User avatar #128 to #127 - thatnerdyguy (09/27/2014) [-]
Long live the thread.
User avatar #118 to #117 - roll (05/05/2013) [-]
#104 - iheartsemen (07/13/2012) [-]
Oh god.. My sides...
#57 - redguardsman (07/13/2012) [-]
/tg/ **** yeah!

The Emperasque Protects.
User avatar #97 to #57 - serotonin (07/13/2012) [-]
I was on /tg/ when this happened. ...Now I feel like I witnessed creating of history
User avatar #99 to #97 - redguardsman (07/13/2012) [-]
You have indeed, brother. Let's thank Someone Else and his drawfags for this *********** . And that anon who thought up the whole thing.
First thread was wacky as hell, am I right?

"Tarrasque appears on Terra, what do?"
( a couple of posts along the lines of "The Emperor gets a new guard dog" and "A titan steps on it by accident".)
"The Emperor consumes its soul and inhabits its body. Behold, the Star Child."
User avatar #100 to #99 - serotonin (07/13/2012) [-]
Indeed it was. I was in original thread. Only later did I see this image but connecting dots was`t hard
User avatar #101 to #100 - redguardsman (07/13/2012) [-]
He has people with pauldrons inside his pauldrons.

Yo Dawg, I heard you like pauldrons...
#103 to #101 - serotonin (07/13/2012) [-]
All he need is huge commesat hat and his authority will be supreme
All he need is huge commesat hat and his authority will be supreme
User avatar #111 to #103 - redguardsman (07/13/2012) [-]
Either that or...
Emperasue vs Horusthulu.
or Emperasque vs Deffboss.
or Emperasque vs Swarmlord.

pick one, or two, or none, or all.
User avatar #105 to #57 - schneidend (07/13/2012) [-]
Sweet Jesus. I bet he has DR 60/Empra
User avatar #112 to #105 - redguardsman (07/13/2012) [-]
Invulnerable save of 1++. At one time he shrugged off Titans' weapons.
User avatar #28 - sketchE (07/13/2012) [-]
friend made an owlkin character. homebrew class we found on the wiki. similar situation but he has a natural +17 to intimidate as well as a **** ton of charisma. takes feat that stuns enemies if he intimidates them in combat. most fights consist of us hoping we roll a higher initiative then him so we arent just punching frozen enemies
#4 - redcarrot (07/12/2012) [-]
This is the most I have laughed today.
#5 to #4 - lordrabiel [OP](07/12/2012) [-]
I'm glad i could make you happy.
User avatar #65 - StrongestElk (07/13/2012) [-]
Made my ******* night. I'm a lvl 13 elf druid with my own sacred grove. D&D rocks
#60 - xerokill (07/13/2012) [-]
My friend, who was too lazy to put the ******* two skill points into literacy, was a Barbarian who bluffed his way into making the entire 6-man party think he could read and write. He even snagged books as loot to convince them better.
User avatar #58 - ArkansasDave (07/13/2012) [-]
Greatest post I've read in ages! I was literally (yes, as in I actually did it) guffawing while reading this!
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