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#180 - devout feminist (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm about to send this message to "SoTeenish" on facebook.

Tell me what you think FJ.

"I fucking hate you. I want you burned alive on a stove, I want to stick multiple spoons into your eye sockets and I want to tear your skin off so I can wear it like a turban. Everything about you and your FUCKING minions is a disgrace. You are the motherfucking cancer of society. The leukemia of young minds. You and every single skull-ridden motherfucker like you with a facebook page about "cute, lovable, relatable posts" should be annihilated. You serve absolutely no purpose. All you do is post obvious advice or things that only happen to quasi-rich kids and dumb fuckfaced 12 year old bitches who only care about "Swag," and saying YOLO every chance they get because, who needs grades! Who needs accomplishment? Who needs making a difference when I can be a shitstain on the younger generation. You are nothing. NOTHING. A tiny, worthless cunt in the entire universe and I hope you acknowledge that, and I hope this bothers you because you need to be scraped away out of existence by being pulled down a gravel road by a semi-truck. I will swim in the paste that once was your body. Fuck you and fuck the people who think you're funny just because you can steal from shit off of Tumblr and 9GAG. Go to hell you shit."
User avatar #191 to #180 - thehalfanese (07/12/2012) [-]
I find that refraining from cursing can be a much more effective way of getting under people's skin. It makes you look calm, intelligent, and calculating if done correctly - sociopath status. Death wishes can also go both ways, but do as you will there.

Really, I have no idea who you're talking about and I don't really care. I would, however, like you to send whatever message you cook up because even though I don't care, I can tell I don't like whoever you're mad at.
User avatar #192 to #191 - thehalfanese (07/12/2012) [-]
Also, no caps lock. Same reasons as cursing.
User avatar #197 to #192 - derpherpdurr (07/12/2012) [-]
Ah well, I forgot to log on, and I guess that's a good thing. *gets barraged with red thumbs*

But yeah. I just rewatched American Psycho and I know exactly what you mean. But I'm also taking inspiration from Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. I'm angry at them because they're turning my younger cousin into a little know-it-all swag-obsessed-yolo-bitch-teen-drama-is-important-hurr-durr person.
User avatar #200 to #197 - thehalfanese (07/12/2012) [-]
Love American Psycho, haven't seen Tropic Thunder. God speed to you.
User avatar #209 to #200 - derpherpdurr (07/13/2012) [-]
American Psycho is brilliant definitely Christian Bale's best film. The confession scene where he calls his lawyer is so powerful and hilarious. I always wondered whether it was all in his head. I think it's partially not and partially is.
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