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#180 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm about to send this message to "SoTeenish" on facebook.

Tell me what you think FJ.

"I ******* hate you. I want you burned alive on a stove, I want to stick multiple spoons into your eye sockets and I want to tear your skin off so I can wear it like a turban. Everything about you and your ******* minions is a disgrace. You are the ************* cancer of society. The leukemia of young minds. You and every single skull-ridden ************ like you with a facebook page about "cute, lovable, relatable posts" should be annihilated. You serve absolutely no purpose. All you do is post obvious advice or things that only happen to quasi-rich kids and dumb ********* 12 year old bitches who only care about "Swag," and saying YOLO every chance they get because, who needs grades! Who needs accomplishment? Who needs making a difference when I can be a ********* on the younger generation. You are nothing. NOTHING. A tiny, worthless cunt in the entire universe and I hope you acknowledge that, and I hope this bothers you because you need to be scraped away out of existence by being pulled down a gravel road by a semi-truck. I will swim in the paste that once was your body. **** you and **** the people who think you're funny just because you can steal from **** off of Tumblr and 9GAG. Go to hell you **** ."
User avatar #191 to #180 - thehalfanese (07/12/2012) [-]
I find that refraining from cursing can be a much more effective way of getting under people's skin. It makes you look calm, intelligent, and calculating if done correctly - sociopath status. Death wishes can also go both ways, but do as you will there.

Really, I have no idea who you're talking about and I don't really care. I would, however, like you to send whatever message you cook up because even though I don't care, I can tell I don't like whoever you're mad at.
User avatar #192 to #191 - thehalfanese (07/12/2012) [-]
Also, no caps lock. Same reasons as cursing.
User avatar #197 to #192 - derpherpdurr (07/12/2012) [-]
Ah well, I forgot to log on, and I guess that's a good thing. *gets barraged with red thumbs*

But yeah. I just rewatched American Psycho and I know exactly what you mean. But I'm also taking inspiration from Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. I'm angry at them because they're turning my younger cousin into a little know-it-all swag-obsessed-yolo-bitch-teen-drama-is-important-hurr-durr person.
User avatar #200 to #197 - thehalfanese (07/12/2012) [-]
Love American Psycho, haven't seen Tropic Thunder. God speed to you.
User avatar #209 to #200 - derpherpdurr (07/13/2012) [-]
American Psycho is brilliant definitely Christian Bale's best film. The confession scene where he calls his lawyer is so powerful and hilarious. I always wondered whether it was all in his head. I think it's partially not and partially is.
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