I hate who I am. This is the second related terrible thing I've done. Hopefully the last.... When T was 11 T in the swimming hals T quickly gat it cut and thesw Got any cheese
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I hate who I am

I hate who I am. This is the second related terrible thing I've done. Hopefully the last.... When T was 11 T in the swimming hals T quickly gat it cut and thesw

This is the second **** related terrible thing I've done. Hopefully the last...

When T was 11 T **** in the swimming hals
T quickly gat it cut and thesw it in a
randam direction. It hit a kid fram
my class in the face. Fram then
he was known as " **** Clint". T cry
at night thinking of what I' dans.
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#108 - derpology (07/12/2012) [-]
how he cries every night
#1 - ruebezahl (07/11/2012) [-]
And even today, 71 years later, I am still traumatized and have nightmares about having **** on my face every single ******* night!

At least that nickname didn't stick.
#8 to #1 - auesis (07/12/2012) [-]
The glob of 			****		 stuck just fine, though.
The glob of **** stuck just fine, though.
#14 to #1 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (07/12/2012) [-]
i can still recall the smell.......
i can still recall the smell.......
User avatar #199 to #14 - sommerli (07/12/2012) [-]
what was that film called again?
User avatar #205 to #199 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/12/2012) [-]
Gran Torino.
#57 - metajunky (07/12/2012) [-]
-football weightlifting class in senior year
-weightlifting coach is a big ************ that bench presses lightning bolts for the pleasure of it
-eats **** loads of meat and protein
-15 minutes before class ends one day and we are working out like CEOs
-coach broly locks the door
-the **** ?
-rips the nastiest, meat induced fart with the fury of a thousand exploding multiverses
-oh lawd the smell
-we pool at the other end of the gym but the noxious fumes give chase
-like a dirty infested bum yawning in your face
-football team in tears
-hfw
#158 to #57 - boleas (07/12/2012) [-]
I really lost it at "couch broly"
I really lost it at "couch broly"
#112 to #57 - dengekisushi (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm laughing but I'm making no noise.
+1
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User avatar #213 to #207 - dengekisushi (07/12/2012) [-]
Not clapping, but I did look like I was having a seizure.
#104 to #57 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh GOD that was epic!!!
#74 to #57 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
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#70 to #57 - twatmissile (07/12/2012) [-]
and I mean that with no sarcasm,
I lawled
#68 to #57 - corundum (07/12/2012) [-]
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#78 to #57 - drewskibert (07/12/2012) [-]
I wish I could give you more thumbs. I feel out of my chair laughing at that.
I wish I could give you more thumbs. I feel out of my chair laughing at that.
#19 - xstrangebrewx (07/12/2012) [-]
You think that sucks? Wait 'til you my story:   
>Be 10-11   
>Swimming with friends   
>Pretty crowded area, people get in and out a lot   
>See one kid from my class get out, something brown in his hand   
>See him randomly throw it in my direction   
>Hits me smack in the middle of my face   
>MFW people still call me "			****		 Clint"
You think that sucks? Wait 'til you my story:
>Be 10-11
>Swimming with friends
>Pretty crowded area, people get in and out a lot
>See one kid from my class get out, something brown in his hand
>See him randomly throw it in my direction
>Hits me smack in the middle of my face
>MFW people still call me " **** Clint"
User avatar #20 to #19 - xkxixnxdx (07/12/2012) [-]
Well it might help if you wiped it off..
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#215 to #20 - lnizzle (07/12/2012) [-]
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#216 to #20 - themastertroller (07/12/2012) [-]
here, take it
here, take it
#218 to #216 - skirmisher (07/13/2012) [-]
And now I have to fap. Seriously. Why?
#5 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
Third time's a charm!
#102 - westsydebestsyde (07/12/2012) [-]
MFW when my fathers name is clint
#139 to #102 - katsueren (07/12/2012) [-]
My father's name is Clint too...
#146 to #139 - junkk (07/12/2012) [-]
so's mine...
#72 - thethread (07/12/2012) [-]
Your face at night.
User avatar #50 - kyledp (07/12/2012) [-]
You better be crying from laughing.
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#28 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that ***** in the toilet like a normal person?
User avatar #128 to #28 - numfortytwo (07/12/2012) [-]
YES
User avatar #4 - numfortytwo (07/11/2012) [-]
i got fired from mcdonalds for ******** in a plunger and leaving it there
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#107 - marking (07/12/2012) [-]
When I was in elementary school I remember the Doctor Gadget stuff was going on, and a new kid was getting enrolled in the schooled and he appeared to have a doctor gadget toy arm. My face at nights when I realize it wasnt a toy but he was born without an arm and after pulling the **** out of his arm trying to get him to end it to me i never saw him again and probably scarred him for life.
#105 - hackrabbit (07/12/2012) [-]
Clint Forgives you.
Clint Forgives you.
#7 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
Corrected:
"I CRY EVERY NIGHT FROM LAUGHTER"
User avatar #176 - TheBeastlyJungle (07/12/2012) [-]
you son of a bitch that was you?
#37 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
>be 8/9
>eating at a friend's house
>tells me that he'll give me one Xbox game of my preference if I drink half a bottle of hot sauce
>chug it all
>ten minutes later we go upstairs to play on the Xbox
>i'm about to leave and I ask him for the game
>he's looking for the game case
> I feel as if something huge is drilling right thorugh my anus
>I'm about to **** my pants
>take my pants off and start ******** on his Xbox
>It's watery ****
>friend sees me in shock he can't even move
>that Xbox better pray
>friend starts crying
>wipe my ass with his bed sheets
>run downstairs
>his mom asks me why he's crying
>tell her that he had an accident
>runs upstairs
>hear her bitch at him for ******** on his new Xbox
>get out of the house as fast as I can
>never hear of him again
#58 to #37 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
WHY CAN I NEVER NOT READ THESE!
#187 to #37 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
you're a cunt
User avatar #52 to #37 - ghostoftrolling (07/12/2012) [-]
first time an anon made me laugh my ass off.
User avatar #80 to #37 - xXthabeastXx (07/12/2012) [-]
"that Xbox better pray"

******* lol
#67 - CXJokerXD (07/12/2012) [-]
**CXJokerXD rolled a random image posted in comment #6837015 at FJ Pony Thread ** his face when it happened
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