I hate who I am. This is the second related terrible thing I've done. Hopefully the last.... When T was 11 T in the swimming hals T quickly gat it cut and thesw
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I hate who I am

This is the second **** related terrible thing I've done. Hopefully the last...

When T was 11 T **** in the swimming hals
T quickly gat it cut and thesw it in a
randam direction. It hit a kid fram
my class in the face. Fram then
he was known as " **** Clint". T cry
at night thinking of what I' dans.
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#19 - xstrangebrewx (07/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You think that sucks? Wait 'til you my story:   
>Be 10-11   
>Swimming with friends   
>Pretty crowded area, people get in and out a lot   
>See one kid from my class get out, something brown in his hand   
>See him randomly throw it in my direction   
>Hits me smack in the middle of my face   
>MFW people still call me "						****					 Clint"
You think that sucks? Wait 'til you my story:
>Be 10-11
>Swimming with friends
>Pretty crowded area, people get in and out a lot
>See one kid from my class get out, something brown in his hand
>See him randomly throw it in my direction
>Hits me smack in the middle of my face
>MFW people still call me " **** Clint"
#1 - ruebezahl (07/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
And even today, 71 years later, I am still traumatized and have nightmares about having **** on my face every single ******* night!

At least that nickname didn't stick.
#37 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>be 8/9
>eating at a friend's house
>tells me that he'll give me one Xbox game of my preference if I drink half a bottle of hot sauce
>chug it all
>ten minutes later we go upstairs to play on the Xbox
>i'm about to leave and I ask him for the game
>he's looking for the game case
> I feel as if something huge is drilling right thorugh my anus
>I'm about to **** my pants
>take my pants off and start ******** on his Xbox
>It's watery ****
>friend sees me in shock he can't even move
>that Xbox better pray
>friend starts crying
>wipe my ass with his bed sheets
>run downstairs
>his mom asks me why he's crying
>tell her that he had an accident
>runs upstairs
>hear her bitch at him for ******** on his new Xbox
>get out of the house as fast as I can
>never hear of him again
#57 - metajunky (07/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
-football weightlifting class in senior year
-weightlifting coach is a big ************ that bench presses lightning bolts for the pleasure of it
-eats **** loads of meat and protein
-15 minutes before class ends one day and we are working out like CEOs
-coach broly locks the door
-the **** ?
-rips the nastiest, meat induced fart with the fury of a thousand exploding multiverses
-oh lawd the smell
-we pool at the other end of the gym but the noxious fumes give chase
-like a dirty infested bum yawning in your face
-football team in tears
-hfw
#108 - derpology (07/12/2012) [-]
how he cries every night
#5 - anonymous (07/11/2012) [-]
Third time's a charm!
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#123 - waffies (07/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Saved this SO long ago
#54 - garymuthafuknoak (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The "swimming hole" sounds like a place were hobos go to swim.
#53 - nuggetry (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
<Clint's face
<Clint's face
User avatar #88 - shitclint (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#116 - cjias (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#72 - thethread (07/12/2012) [-]
Your face at night.
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#28 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one that ***** in the toilet like a normal person?
User avatar #4 - numfortytwo (07/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i got fired from mcdonalds for ******** in a plunger and leaving it there
User avatar #50 - kyledp (07/12/2012) [-]
You better be crying from laughing.
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