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Every single fucking time.... Made a male and a female friend so the sexism, feminism, vagina power funnyjunkers don't get angry. Sorry for white space, best I

Made a male and a female friend so the sexism, feminism, vagina power funnyjunkers don't get angry.
Sorry for white space, best I could do.
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Dr what maul? Pass the weed.
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User avatar #6 - Ombra (07/11/2012) [-]
My friends tried to do that once. One friend was like "Dude, pass the blunt!" and my other friend was like "Yo man, can I use your needle? It's done cooking" and my dad goes "Tanis, stop chiefing and don't share your needles. Tell the cheap bastard to go get his own"
User avatar #7 to #6 - DingoJ (07/11/2012) [-]
your name is tanis...awesome, named after tanis half-elven possibly>?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Ombra (07/11/2012) [-]
Yes, actually :D. When my dad was in the Coast Guard, they stationed him on Ambrose Lighthouse (off of Rockaway/New Jersey) and there was no TV or Radio, only a MASSIVE library in the basement. He got to reading, liked fantasy books the most and took to the Dragonlance Chronicles :)
User avatar #9 to #8 - DingoJ (07/11/2012) [-]
dude...your dad is awesome, those are some of my favorite books. stay epic, my friend
User avatar #11 to #9 - Ombra (07/11/2012) [-]
Why thank you :D You do the same :)
#26 to #6 - malacyman (07/12/2012) [-]
your name is Tanis eh?
User avatar #28 to #26 - Ombra (07/12/2012) [-]
I don't get that reference :(
User avatar #29 to #28 - malacyman (07/12/2012) [-]
in the game borderlands a theres a person names patricia tannis.


-the picture is her
User avatar #30 to #29 - Ombra (07/12/2012) [-]
Ahh, alright then :)
User avatar #32 to #30 - malacyman (07/12/2012) [-]
you should play borderlands, it's a great game. the second one comes out in september.
#68 to #26 - fadetometallica (07/12/2012) [-]
**** YES BORDERLANDS REFERENCE
Cannot WAIT for the second game!
Unfortunately, however, it comes out when I'm halfway through basic training:/
Buuuuut my awesome girlfriend is gonna preorder the special Vault Hunter edition and give it to me when I get out for a grad present:D

TL;DR I love Borderlands, have a wallpaper
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#40 - ragingbrony (07/12/2012) [-]
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Just play it cool man!!
#2 - thorwald (07/11/2012) [-]
the description is 			*******		 filled with wisdom
the description is ******* filled with wisdom
#16 - TheRandomFairy (07/12/2012) [-]
>im at college
>my roomates did this and were yelling pass the weed and that ive drank to much
>mom believed them
>had to try to convince her that it wasn't true
>took a good hour
User avatar #57 - MrPadre (07/12/2012) [-]
Sister calling court
Get's put on hold
Tells me "Hey, they said they might be recording this"
Shout about drugs for 5 mins
Sister can't stop laughing
Sister got arrested
Now I can't stop laughing
#41 - iRoflcopterU (07/12/2012) [-]
Lets be honest, we've all done too.
Lets be honest, we've all done too.
#50 - bleeduntildeath (07/12/2012) [-]
this is not a repost... gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the way of funnyjunk's future a new twist on an old classic
User avatar #51 - FelipeRuiz (07/12/2012) [-]
"Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, you're calling about the job position, right?"
"OY. QUIT HOGGING AND PASS THE METH"
"Sorry about that, my friends are just trying to get me in... hello?"
#48 - biggalo (07/12/2012) [-]
<MFW I do this to my friends. "Does this look like the face of mercy!?"
<MFW I do this to my friends. "Does this look like the face of mercy!?"
#56 to #48 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
#24 - malacyman (07/12/2012) [-]
**malacyman rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Creepy Wonka ** MFW i know people who do the same thing. one of them once said wheres the bong water....
#3 - sleevesofwizard (07/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - zeropro (07/12/2012) [-]
I got a call from my mom once and my friend yelled "come back to bed, Viagra only lasts 4 hours!"
#42 to #18 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
And that is how you became the faggot that you are now ; )
User avatar #73 to #42 - zeropro (07/12/2012) [-]
Your mom doesn't think so
User avatar #54 - fajivity (07/12/2012) [-]
A more innocent version of this is to make convincing animal noises. Much harder to explain.
#19 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
Most of my friends are girls, they will make sex noises like screaming and moaning, yell dirty things back and forth, ask me where I put the dildos and other fun things, my mother doesn't ask questions anymore.
#10 - beastpwnrlol (07/11/2012) [-]
&gt;be in middle school   
&gt;on the bus home   
&gt;my friend calls me   
&gt;everyone sees me on the phone   
&gt;being the jewishfag that i am one guy started screaming &quot;lechaim&quot;   
&gt;goddamnit.jpg   
&gt;whole bus starts screaming it right into my phone   
mfw i was talking to a religious jew   
inb4 religious hate im an atheist now
>be in middle school
>on the bus home
>my friend calls me
>everyone sees me on the phone
>being the jewishfag that i am one guy started screaming "lechaim"
>goddamnit.jpg
>whole bus starts screaming it right into my phone
mfw i was talking to a religious jew
inb4 religious hate im an atheist now
User avatar #25 - razkort (07/12/2012) [-]
Sorry if the idea was un-original. I hadn't seen it before. At least I made my own comic to the idea; Some days half the stuff on front page are 100% reposts. So don't bitch about it. Sorry again! Thanks for the thumbs! - Uploader
User avatar #33 to #25 - knickfury (07/12/2012) [-]
i dnt grt irt
#21 - Metallicock (07/12/2012) [-]
nothing a swift kick to the face wont solve
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User avatar #61 to #22 - moln (07/12/2012) [-]
LazyMuffin is awesome! First time I see a reference to him on Funnyjunk :)
User avatar #60 - johns grandma (07/12/2012) [-]
except when i do it my friends all just start yelling shiba which is **** in korean. Little do they know that i'm chinese.
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