Every single fucking time.... Made a male and a female friend so the sexism, feminism, vagina power funnyjunkers don't get angry. Sorry for white space, best I  who the fuck che
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#6 - Ombra
Reply +106
(07/11/2012) [-]
My friends tried to do that once. One friend was like "Dude, pass the blunt!" and my other friend was like "Yo man, can I use your needle? It's done cooking" and my dad goes "Tanis, stop chiefing and don't share your needles. Tell the cheap bastard to go get his own"
#7 to #6 - DingoJ
Reply +11
(07/11/2012) [-]
your name is tanis...awesome, named after tanis half-elven possibly>?
#8 to #7 - Ombra
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(07/11/2012) [-]
Yes, actually :D. When my dad was in the Coast Guard, they stationed him on Ambrose Lighthouse (off of Rockaway/New Jersey) and there was no TV or Radio, only a MASSIVE library in the basement. He got to reading, liked fantasy books the most and took to the Dragonlance Chronicles :)
#9 to #8 - DingoJ
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(07/11/2012) [-]
dude...your dad is awesome, those are some of my favorite books. stay epic, my friend
#11 to #9 - Ombra
Reply +6
(07/11/2012) [-]
Why thank you :D You do the same :)
#26 to #6 - malacyman
Reply +26
(07/12/2012) [-]
your name is Tanis eh?
#28 to #26 - Ombra
Reply +5
(07/12/2012) [-]
I don't get that reference :(
#29 to #28 - malacyman
Reply +6
(07/12/2012) [-]
in the game borderlands a theres a person names patricia tannis.


-the picture is her
#30 to #29 - Ombra
Reply +2
(07/12/2012) [-]
Ahh, alright then :)
#32 to #30 - malacyman
Reply +4
(07/12/2012) [-]
you should play borderlands, it's a great game. the second one comes out in september.
#68 to #26 - fadetometallica
Reply 0
(07/12/2012) [-]
**** YES BORDERLANDS REFERENCE
Cannot WAIT for the second game!
Unfortunately, however, it comes out when I'm halfway through basic training:/
Buuuuut my awesome girlfriend is gonna preorder the special Vault Hunter edition and give it to me when I get out for a grad present:D

TL;DR I love Borderlands, have a wallpaper
#20 - Sunset
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#40 - ragingbrony
Reply +15
(07/12/2012) [-]
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Just play it cool man!!
#2 - thorwald
Reply +12
(07/11/2012) [-]
the description is ******* filled with wisdom
the description is ******* filled with wisdom
#16 - TheRandomFairy
Reply +9
(07/12/2012) [-]
>im at college
>my roomates did this and were yelling pass the weed and that ive drank to much
>mom believed them
>had to try to convince her that it wasn't true
>took a good hour
#10 - beastpwnrlol
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(07/11/2012) [-]
>be in middle school   
>on the bus home   
>my friend calls me   
>everyone sees me on the phone   
>being the jewishfag that i am one guy started screaming "lechaim"   
>goddamnit.jpg   
>whole bus starts screaming it right into my phone   
mfw i was talking to a religious jew   
inb4 religious hate im an atheist now
>be in middle school
>on the bus home
>my friend calls me
>everyone sees me on the phone
>being the jewishfag that i am one guy started screaming "lechaim"
>goddamnit.jpg
>whole bus starts screaming it right into my phone
mfw i was talking to a religious jew
inb4 religious hate im an atheist now
#57 - MrPadre
Reply +8
(07/12/2012) [-]
Sister calling court
Get's put on hold
Tells me "Hey, they said they might be recording this"
Shout about drugs for 5 mins
Sister can't stop laughing
Sister got arrested
Now I can't stop laughing
#41 - iRoflcopterU
Reply +7
(07/12/2012) [-]
Lets be honest, we've all done too.
Lets be honest, we've all done too.
#18 - zeropro
Reply +7
(07/12/2012) [-]
I got a call from my mom once and my friend yelled "come back to bed, Viagra only lasts 4 hours!"
#42 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2012) [-]
And that is how you became the faggot that you are now ; )
#73 to #42 - zeropro
Reply +1
(07/12/2012) [-]
Your mom doesn't think so
#50 - bleeduntildeath
Reply +6
(07/12/2012) [-]
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