Every single fucking time.... Made a male and a female friend so the sexism, feminism, vagina power funnyjunkers don't get angry. Sorry for white space, best I  who the fuck che
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Every single fucking time...

Made a male and a female friend so the sexism, feminism, vagina power funnyjunkers don't get angry.
Sorry for white space, best I could do.
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got a phone
call
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You sucking my dick
Dr what maul? Pass the weed.
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User avatar #6 - Ombra (07/11/2012) [+] (10 replies)
My friends tried to do that once. One friend was like "Dude, pass the blunt!" and my other friend was like "Yo man, can I use your needle? It's done cooking" and my dad goes "Tanis, stop chiefing and don't share your needles. Tell the cheap bastard to go get his own"
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#40 - ragingbrony (07/12/2012) [-]
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Just play it cool man!!
#2 - thorwald (07/11/2012) [-]
the description is 						*******					 filled with wisdom
the description is ******* filled with wisdom
#16 - TheRandomFairy (07/12/2012) [-]
>im at college
>my roomates did this and were yelling pass the weed and that ive drank to much
>mom believed them
>had to try to convince her that it wasn't true
>took a good hour
#10 - beastpwnrlol (07/11/2012) [-]
>be in middle school   
>on the bus home   
>my friend calls me   
>everyone sees me on the phone   
>being the jewishfag that i am one guy started screaming "lechaim"   
>goddamnit.jpg   
>whole bus starts screaming it right into my phone   
mfw i was talking to a religious jew   
inb4 religious hate im an atheist now
>be in middle school
>on the bus home
>my friend calls me
>everyone sees me on the phone
>being the jewishfag that i am one guy started screaming "lechaim"
>goddamnit.jpg
>whole bus starts screaming it right into my phone
mfw i was talking to a religious jew
inb4 religious hate im an atheist now
User avatar #57 - MrPadre ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
Sister calling court
Get's put on hold
Tells me "Hey, they said they might be recording this"
Shout about drugs for 5 mins
Sister can't stop laughing
Sister got arrested
Now I can't stop laughing
#41 - iRoflcopterU (07/12/2012) [-]
Lets be honest, we've all done too.
Lets be honest, we've all done too.
User avatar #18 - zeropro (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I got a call from my mom once and my friend yelled "come back to bed, Viagra only lasts 4 hours!"
#50 - bleeduntildeath (07/12/2012) [-]
this is not a repost... gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the way of funnyjunk's future a new twist on an old classic
User avatar #51 - FelipeRuiz (07/12/2012) [-]
"Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, you're calling about the job position, right?"
"OY. QUIT HOGGING AND PASS THE METH"
"Sorry about that, my friends are just trying to get me in... hello?"
#48 - biggalo (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<MFW I do this to my friends. "Does this look like the face of mercy!?"
<MFW I do this to my friends. "Does this look like the face of mercy!?"
User avatar #25 - razkort (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sorry if the idea was un-original. I hadn't seen it before. At least I made my own comic to the idea; Some days half the stuff on front page are 100% reposts. So don't bitch about it. Sorry again! Thanks for the thumbs! - Uploader
#24 - malacyman (07/12/2012) [-]
**malacyman rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Creepy Wonka ** MFW i know people who do the same thing. one of them once said wheres the bong water....
#3 - sleevesofwizard (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 - fajivity (07/12/2012) [-]
A more innocent version of this is to make convincing animal noises. Much harder to explain.
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#21 - Metallicock (07/12/2012) [-]
nothing a swift kick to the face wont solve
User avatar #60 - johns grandma (07/12/2012) [-]
except when i do it my friends all just start yelling shiba which is **** in korean. Little do they know that i'm chinese.
User avatar #4 - jalen (07/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is it bad that I do this to all of my friends?
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