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Can you get pregnant by fingering yourself'?
so I' m 13 and I fingered myself a lot before all these signs started happening. First
I started getting dizzy and then I had a horrible headache. But then the next day I got
my period. But one thing I did wrong is that I didn' t wash my hands before I did it but I
washed them after. Ijust ended my period yesterday. That means that I only had my
period for 5 1/ 2 days. Am I oh?
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yes. you' re indeed pregnant. the solution is to put a plastic bag over your head and
inhale deeply. if you feel Lightheaded like you' re about to pass out, that' s because it' s
working. good luck.
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#7 - biggrand (07/11/2012) [-]
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a korean learned english because of her *******
#10 to #7 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
Korean speak english well, more than you can think, Korean are different from Japanese.
#14 to #10 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6840780 at FJ Pony Thread ** ^ That's a fine example
User avatar #75 to #10 - ssjxjake (07/12/2012) [-]
they may speak English but apparently they don't get jokes ...
User avatar #9 - unncommon (07/11/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who feels like a child molester after reading this?
#15 to #9 - BallTripper (07/11/2012) [-]
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#69 - pavichokche (07/12/2012) [-]
Did he just kill someone ?
User avatar #72 to #69 - exclamation (07/12/2012) [-]
#96 to #69 - playerpants (07/12/2012) [-]
I waited for this to load, I feel so ******* stupid.
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User avatar #107 to #102 - pavichokche (07/12/2012) [-]
For me they do sometimes, if the source picture is very large. I have very very slow internet.
User avatar #23 - megustaculo (07/12/2012) [-]
sad this is the stupid bitch probably believed him and is now dead haha
User avatar #67 to #23 - garymuthafuknoak (07/12/2012) [-]
I think the saddest part is that you think its real.
User avatar #33 to #23 - CrashingSea (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey, if you're too stupid to function then I feel safer for my future.
User avatar #26 to #23 - racrox (07/12/2012) [-]
It's not sad, if that actually happened then good riddance, natural selection did it's job.
#31 to #26 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
Go be a faggot in traffic during rush hour.
#87 to #31 - threenewmessages (07/12/2012) [-]
Butthurt anon....

How original.
#27 to #23 - southstahh (07/12/2012) [-]
I don't see the sadness in that.
I don't see the sadness in that.
#92 - nuggetry (07/12/2012) [-]
fingering you say?
fingering you say?
User avatar #98 to #92 - alphadolan (07/12/2012) [-]
Blues clues gif dump?
#100 to #98 - nuggetry (07/12/2012) [-]
#79 - fudgeandjunkies (07/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #17 - infinitereaper (07/11/2012) [-]
Hey FJ, I have a question, help me out maybe?

So like, I think I might be sick, my symptoms are
1) Polyurinesia, basically I piss like a horse and because of this I'm always thirsty
2) My pulse is fast as hell, constantly, when I get fevers my bpm hit sprinting levels, normally that wouldn't be an issue but this last anywhere from 2-4 days.
3) Sleep, I wake up twice a night minimum but the average is probably around 4, this is because of the polyurinesia, but thats not the real issue, I can sleep for 10 hours and still be exhuasted the whole day, with a brief amount of energy in the morning, sleep less no change, just more tired
4) I feel... bad. Don't know how to describe it but I always feel sickly, my body aches and is just like ******* ****

Well thats all I can think of but here some additional info:
1) I'm 18, could just be hormonal or whatever, but my mother appears to have similar problems, its just that she has pinched nerves in her back so she wouldn't know the difference, she also tries not to drink too much water which has led to dehydration issues in the past
2) No medical history on my mothers side, my fathers side, diabetes, heart disease? and cancer.

I thought why the hell not let me ask FJ, if you can help it would be appreciated,
I swear I am dying, can't live like this without becoming a total House and living off opium the rest of my life
#19 to #17 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
Yep I think you might be sick too
#28 to #17 - nigletstrikesback (07/12/2012) [-]
its AIDS
#45 to #17 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
As others have said, go see a doctor.

But while I was reading your post, all I could think was "diabetes", as the symptoms match 1:1. Which basically means you should go see a doctor.

And yes, you can have diabetes at 18. Even if you're not fat.
User avatar #66 to #17 - mplr (07/12/2012) [-]
You should ask at the advice board. But I would wait to see if it gets better or see a doctor to get it checked out :)
#50 to #17 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/12/2012) [-]
See a doctor, no one on FJ has any goddamn clue as to how to help you.
User avatar #55 to #17 - Tyranitar (07/12/2012) [-]
Sounds like Polymorphic Hemophillia. You had better go to an altar within the next 3 days, assuming you haven't done anything to piss off the gods.
User avatar #20 to #17 - gravediggernalk (07/11/2012) [-]
1. Eat more food more often.
2. Jerk off 2 - 4 times a day (if you already do, increase amount by 2)
3. Drinking water is good, but maybe drink some milk or soda (anything that has something in it)
4. Eat a bunch of cupcakes with blue icing (this one is bs, I just want someone else to have the joy of taking a blue **** ; it's awesome)
5. If you have runny noses, you sneeze frequently, etc . . . you might want to get some Claritin (or generic-knock off, since it's the same **** ), because it's not that powerful and might help.
#21 to #20 - gravediggernalk (07/11/2012) [-]
The masturbation is for stress relief + making blood rush to somewhere other than your head.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - supername (07/11/2012) [-]
sorry bud, but fj isn't the best place for this, unless you want to risk getting a diagnosis from an overly confident, retarded 12 year old. I'd suggest your Doctor as these problems do sound serious, "better safe than sorry".
User avatar #47 to #18 - infinitereaper (07/12/2012) [-]
It's not diabetes, very unlikely, my fathers side are very ugly eaters, deep fried all the way, yeah, sides it appears to come from mother,I suppose, but in my experience western medicine is a mess, if I happen to have something rare its " all in my head", if its more common the drug has side effects that could kill me, I suppose its worth looking into, I'm kind of worried my mother took a high dose of some toxins back in Mexico and it transferred to me, I'm not really sure, I guess I'll take it up with a doc, in the meantime I'll search for opium that stuff is amazing
#112 to #47 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
Diabetes doesn't have to have any relation to eating. There are different types of diabetes. Also, you can get it if nobody else in your family ever had it.

If you have diabetes and wait too long before going to the doctor, you can easily lose a toe, a foot or a leg.
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#30 - victorfzec (07/12/2012) [-]
He's an asian, so he's probably right!
He's an asian, so he's probably right!
User avatar #83 - spacefield (07/12/2012) [-]
Example of troll Yahoo Question>

Help! My Sister Gave Me Head...?
and Shoulders shampoo and I still have flakes. What else can I do?
#48 - chineseeggrollnuts (07/12/2012) [-]
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**chineseeggrollnuts rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at How my tuesday went ** People these days
User avatar #42 - animeartlover (07/12/2012) [-]
Why are all kids dumb and pregnant nowadays? my god
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#25 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
When I was like 10, I used to think if you masturbated without a condom, you could get aides....
#44 to #25 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, Jared has aides, so it's nothing to worry about.
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