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Can you get pregnant by fingering yourself'?
so I' m 13 and I fingered myself a lot before all these signs started happening. First
I started getting dizzy and then I had a horrible headache. But then the next day I got
my period. But one thing I did wrong is that I didn' t wash my hands before I did it but I
washed them after. Ijust ended my period yesterday. That means that I only had my
period for 5 1/ 2 days. Am I oh?
11 months ago Fl Report Abuse
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yes. you' re indeed pregnant. the solution is to put a plastic bag over your head and
inhale deeply. if you feel Lightheaded like you' re about to pass out, that' s because it' s
working. good luck.
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#7 - biggrand (07/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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a korean learned english because of her *******
User avatar #9 - unncommon (07/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who feels like a child molester after reading this?
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#4 - mrspensy (07/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else wondering how it has two votes but 67%?
#5 to #4 - infliktion (07/11/2012) [-]
3 votes in total and the fine art of rounding up
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#69 - pavichokche (07/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Did he just kill someone ?
User avatar #23 - megustaculo (07/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
sad this is the stupid bitch probably believed him and is now dead haha
#36 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6601545 at FJ Pony Thread ** what she should do
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User avatar #53 to #46 - Tyranitar (07/12/2012) [-]
Because I don't think the 8 year old girls the show was originally intended for would know the difference.
#92 - nuggetry (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
fingering you say?
fingering you say?
#79 - fudgeandjunkies (07/12/2012) [-]
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#34 - timelordeternal (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #17 - infinitereaper (07/11/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Hey FJ, I have a question, help me out maybe?

So like, I think I might be sick, my symptoms are
1) Polyurinesia, basically I piss like a horse and because of this I'm always thirsty
2) My pulse is fast as hell, constantly, when I get fevers my bpm hit sprinting levels, normally that wouldn't be an issue but this last anywhere from 2-4 days.
3) Sleep, I wake up twice a night minimum but the average is probably around 4, this is because of the polyurinesia, but thats not the real issue, I can sleep for 10 hours and still be exhuasted the whole day, with a brief amount of energy in the morning, sleep less no change, just more tired
4) I feel... bad. Don't know how to describe it but I always feel sickly, my body aches and is just like ******* ****

Well thats all I can think of but here some additional info:
1) I'm 18, could just be hormonal or whatever, but my mother appears to have similar problems, its just that she has pinched nerves in her back so she wouldn't know the difference, she also tries not to drink too much water which has led to dehydration issues in the past
2) No medical history on my mothers side, my fathers side, diabetes, heart disease? and cancer.

I thought why the hell not let me ask FJ, if you can help it would be appreciated,
I swear I am dying, can't live like this without becoming a total House and living off opium the rest of my life
User avatar #18 to #17 - supername (07/11/2012) [-]
sorry bud, but fj isn't the best place for this, unless you want to risk getting a diagnosis from an overly confident, retarded 12 year old. I'd suggest your Doctor as these problems do sound serious, "better safe than sorry".
User avatar #42 - animeartlover (07/12/2012) [-]
Why are all kids dumb and pregnant nowadays? my god
#30 - victorfzec (07/12/2012) [-]
He's an asian, so he's probably right!
He's an asian, so he's probably right!
#84 - housted (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #83 - spacefield (07/12/2012) [-]
Example of troll Yahoo Question>

Help! My Sister Gave Me Head...?
and Shoulders shampoo and I still have flakes. What else can I do?
User avatar #39 - Zombiefried (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Children like that deserve to die. Die a horrible, painful death. Involving fire, piss, and an egg beater.
#48 - chineseeggrollnuts (07/12/2012) [-]
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