If bullied. O.O.. In sixth grade I constantly got bullied and when I acted gay everyone backed off. Once a big group of 8th graders got around me and I said "We need lube if wood
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User avatar #5 - fasthink ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
In sixth grade I constantly got bullied and when I acted gay everyone backed off. Once a big group of 8th graders got around me and I said "We need lube if we're going to do this." I never got bullied again.
#132 to #5 - simonrivero (07/11/2012) [-]
...but you got brutally gang raped by 8th graders... Without lube...
User avatar #226 to #5 - welfarekid (07/12/2012) [-]
I lol'd.
#353 to #5 - gardenjustice (07/12/2012) [-]
What do I have to do with you pretending to be gay? And why? Were you about to drive cross country?
User avatar #58 to #5 - machlah (07/11/2012) [-]
OP as we know him<3
#298 to #5 - irokk (07/12/2012) [-]
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#376 to #5 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#28 to #5 - corundum (07/11/2012) [-]
YOU'RE MY HERO.
YOU'RE MY HERO.
User avatar #7 to #5 - maximusj (07/11/2012) [-]
that could dangerously backfire, though.
User avatar #9 to #7 - akkere (07/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, they could skip out on the lube.
#30 to #9 - jamesisawesome (07/11/2012) [-]
This whole thread....
This whole thread....
#85 to #30 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
>three posts
>LOLOL OMG FAHNNY THRED
#194 to #30 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
I hate forgetting things...
#285 to #194 - krispbacin (07/12/2012) [-]
Way to go anon and 			****		 everything funny up.
Way to go anon and **** everything funny up.
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User avatar #287 to #286 - krispbacin (07/12/2012) [-]
No not really. just got on FJ now. Looking forward to more hilarity throughout the night.
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#156 to #9 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
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#265 to #9 - Carthusia (07/12/2012) [-]
TFW they skip out on the lube
TFW they skip out on the lube
User avatar #119 to #9 - fabiovalentine (07/11/2012) [-]
sweet Jesus... the LOL's there too many to be had.
#196 to #9 - fordgtguy (07/11/2012) [-]
I hate forgetting things...
#344 to #196 - ColeTheUber (07/12/2012) [-]
Date signed up: 6/24/2012   
Last Login: 7/11/2012   
You have one comment.   
   
I'm guessing you waited all that time, just looking for the perfect opportunity to be a complete dumbass.
Date signed up: 6/24/2012
Last Login: 7/11/2012
You have one comment.

I'm guessing you waited all that time, just looking for the perfect opportunity to be a complete dumbass.
#369 to #344 - newmainman (07/12/2012) [-]
The best part is, that if you fav it, he can't delete it.
User avatar #363 to #196 - jakerfv (07/12/2012) [-]
Go away, the adults are talking.
User avatar #305 to #196 - theoriginalzombie (07/12/2012) [-]
It wasn't funny when you posted it as anon, what makes you think it's any different logged in?
#21 to #9 - twoglrlsonecup (07/11/2012) [-]
HFW

gif slightly graphic (!)
User avatar #22 to #21 - Fabianz (07/11/2012) [-]
Dude that's gross
#23 to #21 - twoglrlsonecup (07/11/2012) [-]
stupid me, didn't add gif
stupid me, didn't add gif
#60 to #23 - twoglrlsonecup (07/11/2012) [-]
stop hating, I can't even delete
#78 to #60 - twoglrlsonecup (07/11/2012) [-]
Now I've got the FJ community really mad. It's lieke hitting a wasp nest with a bat.
User avatar #84 to #78 - ilovehitler (07/11/2012) [-]
More like poking a baby. It could either laugh or get really mad.
**** has no logic to it.
User avatar #92 to #84 - thefoxyfox (07/11/2012) [-]
the logic here is that twoglrls is annoying and comments on every top comment. giving him red thumbs gets him closer to auto ban and each thumb down makes everyone feel a little better on the inside.
User avatar #357 to #92 - ilovehitler (07/12/2012) [-]
...I was not aware of this, I thought people were just thumbing him down because FJ seems to have the emotional consistency of a pregnant 13 year old.
User avatar #110 to #103 - thefoxyfox (07/11/2012) [-]
im curious as to how you are comments level 39 when i see you getting blasted by red thumbs daily. its actually pretty impressive that you can stay afloat.
#111 to #110 - twoglrlsonecup (07/11/2012) [-]
Indeed that's impressive. I enjoy the show and I regret nothing. You can give me red thumbs. But you can't hurt me.
User avatar #334 to #111 - glassmaker (07/12/2012) [-]
k. here's more red thumbs.
#121 to #111 - twoglrlsonecup (07/11/2012) [-]
My profile is going down. I leave this for you guys.
User avatar #125 to #121 - thefoxyfox (07/11/2012) [-]
you dropped 39 levels in 20minutes? are you going for some kinda record?
#130 to #125 - twoglrlsonecup (07/11/2012) [-]
I went up 39 levels in just 2 days. Making a new profile takes 20 sec. Nothing to lose.
#365 to #130 - jakerfv (07/12/2012) [-]
Please leave forever, all you did was spam -roll picture- and you got 100+ thumbs once because it was relevant.
Please leave forever, all you did was spam -roll picture- and you got 100+ thumbs once because it was relevant.
#380 to #365 - Rascal (07/12/2012) [-]
I will stay and I will continue. I hope you get really mad. Because **** you.
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User avatar #362 to #92 - akkere (07/12/2012) [-]
I feel proud of myself that my comment was the last top comment he'd ever spew annoyance again. For some reason.
At least, for that account.
User avatar #333 to #78 - glassmaker (07/12/2012) [-]
still trying to make a joke to save yourself... ha.
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#40 - afroinator (07/11/2012) [-]
You should always have pocket sand to blind that mother 			******
You should always have pocket sand to blind that mother ******
#62 to #40 - schneidend (07/11/2012) [-]
I can finally use this!
I can finally use this!
#120 - goobdol (07/11/2012) [-]
Then you find out that the bully is gay.
Then you find out that the bully is gay.
#80 - gmarrox (07/11/2012) [-]
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but the bone above my stones will break your stride.
#112 to #80 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
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#306 to #295 - Rascal (07/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6854509 at FJ Pony Thread ** his mollester
User avatar #315 to #306 - turretbuddy (07/12/2012) [-]
MEDIC! I never thought of you like that!
#47 to #46 - thadin ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
#124 - eyeballfrog (07/11/2012) [-]
And then this happens.
And then this happens.
#87 - pkmntrnrbluee (07/11/2012) [-]
I've been bullied since first grade. I'm a senior now

I should really try this
User avatar #93 to #87 - vatra (07/11/2012) [-]
It will probably work, personally I stopped the bullying, by psychotically laughing when the main douche came at me in eighth grade, after also starting in first grade. After I stopped laughing, which he had stood their stupidly to watch, I walked up to him and patted him on the cheek like one would to a naughty child, then viciously whispered all the horrible things I was going to do to him if he ever came near me again, then I punched him in the mouth which knocked him on his ass. I sauntered away like nothing had happened, he never ****** with me ever again.
#97 to #93 - gmarrox (07/11/2012) [-]
You had me up until "punched him in the mouth"
User avatar #105 to #97 - vatra (07/11/2012) [-]
Wait, so the most normal sounding part of that is your sticking point? Lol, go figure.
#144 to #93 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
God damn! people even favorited your comment. Jesus you 			******		 up
God damn! people even favorited your comment. Jesus you ****** up
#151 to #144 - vatra (07/11/2012) [-]
Damn, you are right, that person must really think I'm stupid. I guess the lesson here is don't tell real life stories if they don't sound like the could have happened.
User avatar #135 to #133 - vatra (07/11/2012) [-]
Believe what you want, my friend, I know it sounds like ******** , but after 7 years, the prospect of another really got to me, I kind of snapped.
#234 - lorgar (07/12/2012) [-]
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#152 - dustypengwin ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
Stephen Fry.
You glorious bastard.
#11 - oliphan (07/11/2012) [-]
Ooh, kinky...
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#213 to #164 - Rascal (07/12/2012) [-]
How do you do that?
User avatar #165 to #164 - Marker ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
How does that account have thumbs if it's never been used?
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#176 to #164 - dubslao (07/11/2012) [-]
**dubslao asks how the **** you got that purple word**
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#143 - timelordeternal ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
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#89 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
What happened to just standing up for what's right against adversity?
#123 to #89 - eyeballfrog (07/11/2012) [-]
Getting the 			****		 kicked out of you.  That's what happened.
Getting the **** kicked out of you. That's what happened.
#141 to #123 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
Then, you must train.
Then, you must train.
#99 to #89 - DangerToManifold (07/11/2012) [-]
ANCESTORS PROTECT ME
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#16 - rmoran (07/11/2012) [-]
Bully's response, "I bet it will faggot." *punch*
Now you're being bullied for being gay on top of whatever reason you were being bullied for originally. Being gay is likely worse in the bully's eyes anyway. Now you've at least doubled the amount of bulling you receive. Trust me, that **** won't work with most bullies (or at least the ones at my old high school). The best case scenario I can see is less physical abuse, but more verbal abuse.
#20 to #16 - Rascal (07/11/2012) [-]
It would most likely stop the physical bullying but increase verbal bullying and abuse.
User avatar #25 to #20 - rmoran (07/11/2012) [-]
Maybe my school had a different breed of bullies, but that would only switch the subject of the encounters. You're not going to convince anyone that getting punched or **** thrown at you is a turn-on. That's a paper thin disguise.
#65 to #25 - timmywankenobi (07/11/2012) [-]
I dunno pain makes me feel alive not in a sexual way though.
I dunno pain makes me feel alive not in a sexual way though.
#256 - cesarwcar (07/12/2012) [-]
Does as said, gets raped
#261 to #256 - ThatSucks (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, don't try this at a Penn State football camp.
#263 to #261 - cesarwcar (07/12/2012) [-]
Try's elsewhere, still raped
#235 - kuprebelnumber (07/12/2012) [-]
If I was the bully...
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