Magic Mike. .. I work at a movie theater....I've hated my job since this movie came out... every ushering shift I have...the things I've seen, the things I've had to pick up.. Magic Mike I work at a movie theater I've hated my job since this came out every ushering shift have the things seen had to pick up
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#1 - tiredofannon
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(07/10/2012) [-]
I work at a movie theater....I've hated my job since this movie came out... every ushering shift I have...the things I've seen, the things I've had to pick up...I'm sorry, I can't talk about it, its all just too fresh in my mind...
#25 to #1 - animatedrouge
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(07/11/2012) [-]
I work in a theater too! Although my theater isn't as filthy as yours. I think the worst I've seen was a guy pour his full cup of used chew tobacco on a chair
#36 to #25 - tiredofannon
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(07/11/2012) [-]
I was mostly joking. It wasn't all that bad. The worst was the left over cups and what not. Since we also have a bar in out theater, a lot of women were ordering drinks before seeing the movie and we had a few more spills than normal but it wasn't horrible either.
#10 to #1 - neogrungist
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(07/11/2012) [-]
at the theater I work at we actually had a door person go shirtless for the first day of that movie, he was wearing a bowtie and cummerbund. . . old ladies shoved money into it
#21 to #10 - tiredofannon
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(07/11/2012) [-]
We had to remove a couple of guests since they were harassing male employees and other customers.
Cops had to take one or two away since they wouldn't leave when we asked.
#5 to #1 - coolfool
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(07/11/2012) [-]
Post that ****. You'll get thumbs mah *****.
#4 to #1 - ShadNineteen
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(07/11/2012) [-]
What have you seen.
#2 to #1 - bladeboy
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(07/10/2012) [-]
Found any dildos tucked into the seats?.
#3 to #1 - sarwarl [OP]
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(07/10/2012) [-]
I also work in a cinema! retail its much better than ushering on a busy day. i found a bra the other day, cleaning a screen of Ice Age 4 3d, 38DD
#16 to #3 - tiredofannon
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(07/11/2012) [-]
We've found used condoms before. We've caught people going at it before. Caught a woman giving head, she looked right up at me, then went back at it till I told her to stop.
One of the condoms we found was after some kids movie, don't remember which...We asked the guy in box office if he remembered selling to two adults or teens...he didn't; we couldn't decide if we should call the cops or not...
#19 to #16 - sarwarl [OP]
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(07/11/2012) [-]
yeah finding condoms and panties are the worst, we have this VIP section in work and one time someone climbed into it, and took a poo, not just in one row, but all the way between one and walked while pooping into the next row aswel!
#23 to #19 - switchy
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(07/11/2012) [-]
so you people find condoms and panties but when I leave my favorite hat in the back row of a small theatre, then call them immediately after I left, they come up with no finds
#24 to #23 - natedizzie
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(07/11/2012) [-]
This guy made me laugh my ass off
#20 to #19 - tiredofannon
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(07/11/2012) [-]
People suck.
Thats my only reaction.
People suck.
#12 to #3 - traviver
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(07/11/2012) [-]
I also work in a theater, but only in concession.
#11 - traviver
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(07/11/2012) [-]
I feel like that movie would make much more of a profit if it was in 3D.
I feel like that movie would make much more of a profit if it was in 3D.
#35 to #11 - aboondocksaint
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(07/11/2012) [-]
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#22 - howaboutnsfw
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(07/11/2012) [-]
The floors of the theater are going to be so wet...
#27 - zombiearty
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(07/11/2012) [-]
the blacked out names look like a cock going into micky mouses' ear
#32 to #27 - anon
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(07/11/2012) [-]
this cooment gets 13 thumbs? how many ******* 12 year olds are on fj
#33 to #32 - anon
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(07/11/2012) [-]
comment..
#6 - spoonsnatcher
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(07/11/2012) [-]
**spoonsnatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Avatar GIFS ** what the mother looks like
**spoonsnatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Avatar GIFS ** what the mother looks like
#28 to #6 - Aznfury
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(07/11/2012) [-]
I can't wait for Dishonored :D
#14 to #6 - tunotoo ONLINE
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(07/11/2012) [-]
October is going to be a good month
October is going to be a good month
#34 - phantomftw
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(07/11/2012) [-]
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#31 - alucardshellhound
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(07/11/2012) [-]
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#30 - Nameloc
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(07/11/2012) [-]
Yeah well that's what you get when you're watching Magic Mike.
It's like having a panic attack and start to breathe heavy (or have a random twitch that hits your arm against your leg a few times) during Piranha 3DD.
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