thefjmonkey. . i was browsing funnyjunk ene day when i get a rectification.. i had a private message frem a user i' never eema adress refere and have never spok
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thefjmonkey

i was browsing funnyjunk ene day when i get a rectification..
i had a private message frem a user i' never eema adress
refere and have never spoken ..
dedz thefjmonkey, because that' s the
best message i' received in a while s)
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Submitted: 07/09/2012
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#73 - denonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
**denonymous rolled user legomahego **
#77 to #73 - legomahego (07/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#361 to #77 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled user youraccountsucks ** Here take this, this is a less 			******		 up version of the gif
**anonymous rolled user youraccountsucks ** Here take this, this is a less ****** up version of the gif
User avatar #390 to #361 - condormcninja (07/10/2012) [-]
Wow, I thought you just rolled that picture, and was like HOLY **** .
#514 to #361 - legomahego (07/12/2012) [-]
Thank you Random Citizen!
#78 to #77 - herpederpa (07/10/2012) [-]
That's...the perfect response....
#32 - ninjatunarocks (07/10/2012) [-]
I don't know that feeling...
I don't know that feeling...
User avatar #62 to #32 - Hizzyfizzy (07/10/2012) [-]
You do now
#513 to #62 - ninjatunarocks (07/12/2012) [-]
Thank you...
Thank you...
#1 - rasp (07/09/2012) [-]
Awwww
#355 - thisnick (07/10/2012) [-]
**thisnick rolled user bizzarenight **
#175 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
**sparkofinsanity rolled user lebestusernameever **
#176 to #175 - kazso ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
#25 - duvallwhitey (07/10/2012) [-]
Okay
First person to roll dubs has to roll a user, then we all tell that user we love him/her
Sound cool?
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User avatar #84 to #25 - lilnuggetbob (07/10/2012) [-]
**lilnuggetbob rolls 45**
User avatar #100 to #25 - kampi (07/10/2012) [-]
**kampi rolls 46**
User avatar #27 to #25 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
**zombiestookmybike rolls 90**
User avatar #33 to #25 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
**zombiestookmybike rolls 18**
#35 to #25 - firael (07/10/2012) [-]
**firael rolls 13**
User avatar #45 to #25 - newrockerkid (07/10/2012) [-]
**newrockerkid rolls 00**
User avatar #47 to #45 - newrockerkid (07/10/2012) [-]
**newrockerkid rolled user zedacedia **
User avatar #36 to #25 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/10/2012) [-]
**ireallylikepotatoe rolls 02**
#39 to #25 - fudgenuggets (07/10/2012) [-]
**fudgenuggets rolls 32**
User avatar #46 to #25 - tigerbloodxx (07/10/2012) [-]
**tigerbloodxx rolls 50**
User avatar #63 to #25 - BriLovesATL (07/10/2012) [-]
**BriLovesATL rolls 34**
User avatar #67 to #25 - lampspanker (07/10/2012) [-]
**lampspanker rolls 53**
#58 to #25 - scrubibubi (07/10/2012) [-]
**scrubibubi rolls 84,903,536**
User avatar #86 to #25 - loulougia (07/10/2012) [-]
**loulougia rolls 22**
User avatar #87 to #86 - loulougia (07/10/2012) [-]
**loulougia rolled user knickfury ** I didn't even excepected dubs. But whoever I rolled, I love you!
User avatar #132 to #87 - knickfury (07/10/2012) [-]
OH! Stop it you
#134 to #132 - loulougia (07/10/2012) [-]
You can't stop my love <3
#168 to #25 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 161** what will trips get the user?
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User avatar #93 to #25 - radsteriii (07/10/2012) [-]
**radsteriii rolls 18**
User avatar #37 to #25 - danster (07/10/2012) [-]
**danster rolls 36**
#82 to #25 - bukkakeninja (07/10/2012) [-]
**bukkakeninja rolls 82**
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**cjfj rolls 30**
User avatar #80 to #25 - krahne (07/10/2012) [-]
**krahne rolls 82**
User avatar #29 to #25 - eternalelena (07/10/2012) [-]
**eternalelena rolls 18**
User avatar #68 to #25 - boredomavenger (07/10/2012) [-]
**boredomavenger rolls 58**
User avatar #26 to #25 - duvallwhitey (07/10/2012) [-]
**duvallwhitey rolls 96**
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User avatar #65 to #25 - denonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
**denonymous rolls 37**
#90 to #25 - jakeltin (07/10/2012) [-]
**jakeltin rolls 21**
User avatar #64 to #25 - fooljamable (07/10/2012) [-]
**fooljamable rolls 12**
User avatar #60 to #25 - dbowveng (07/10/2012) [-]
**dbowveng rolls 1,942**
User avatar #61 to #60 - dbowveng (07/10/2012) [-]
Good year
#59 to #25 - slatespine (07/10/2012) [-]
**slatespine rolls 89**
User avatar #182 to #25 - aiwendel (07/10/2012) [-]
Damn I'll never know this feeling, I've only been rolled on some guy's profile, which is locked and he wouldn't even tell me why he rolled me :(
#44 to #25 - iamphoenix (07/10/2012) [-]
**iamphoenix rolls 38**
#72 to #25 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 56**
User avatar #43 to #25 - Shorticus (07/10/2012) [-]
**Shorticus rolls 81**
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#42 to #25 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 06**
User avatar #48 to #25 - superpuma (07/10/2012) [-]
**superpuma rolls 11**
User avatar #49 to #48 - superpuma (07/10/2012) [-]
**superpuma rolled user FrankReal **
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#66 to #49 - xxbits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69 to #66 - superpuma (07/10/2012) [-]
it's also my first set of dubs :D
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#71 to #69 - xxbits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#164 - McTasty (07/10/2012) [-]
**McTasty rolled user appleboom **
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#169 to #164 - marcuss ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
**marcuss rolled a random image posted in comment #6961546 at FJ Pony Thread ** quite relevant good job
User avatar #172 to #169 - McTasty (07/10/2012) [-]
**McTasty rolled user archosaurusrev ** read it again :P
#6 - supershorty ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
Why does this never happen to me?! ; ;
Why does this never happen to me?! ; ;
User avatar #10 to #6 - popololz (07/10/2012) [-]
I know that feel :(
User avatar #7 to #6 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
it's happened to you now :3
#8 to #7 - supershorty ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
hehe, thanks :3
hehe, thanks :3
#9 to #8 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
no worries. everyone deserves an 'i love you' from a randomer on the internet once in a while :)
#332 - naildis (07/10/2012) [-]
**naildis rolled user stpdppl ** Have a nice day! :)
#338 to #332 - stpdppl (07/10/2012) [-]
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#110 - itsmepapaone (07/10/2012) [-]
**itsmepapaone rolled user nerdyghost **
#377 - msmousekat (07/10/2012) [-]
**msmousekat rolled user erosannin **
**msmousekat rolled user erosannin **
User avatar #197 - cuntism ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
Reckon I could trump that, apparenly some dude is coming all the way from the US sometime this week to fight me...

www.funnyjunk.com/user/cuntism/1#1
User avatar #199 to #197 - thegameulost (07/10/2012) [-]
After you kick the **** out of him, write your FJ username in his blood on the pavement. Post pics
User avatar #235 to #199 - cuntism ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
You sire have a genius that dwarfs us mere mortals, I shall carry out this task with gusto! (lol now I can't get the accent the weightlifters from family guy have out of my head).

I know this is a real ****** mindset to have, and even before I type this comment I can already smell the torrent of red thumbs, but I would ******* LOVE it if it actually happened.

I had a pretty ****** youth, constantly fighting (never me starting em, was only white guy in a black gang area) as mid teens came around, dealing drugs I found more and more I was not only fighting with barely any provication, but was enjoying the hell out of it.

Then I met my GF and I changed so much, in the 7 years together had less than 10 fights, all of them while out on the town and it's someone starting on me, and as much as I don't wanna be the guy that I used to be, I still get such a euphoric rush when I can sense a fight is gonna happen.

The douche is strong in this one :(
#279 to #235 - thegameulost (07/10/2012) [-]
no longer sure if good idea
User avatar #474 to #279 - cuntism ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
lmao that picture fits so well.

Re-reading that makes me sound like a bully, I've never faught anyone who didn't wanna fight , I've never hit an unconcious person (knowingly).

Only exceptions were my sister's ex-bf who decided dumping her wasn't painful enough so put her hand in a window and slamming it so bad her finger was hanging off, a guy who had been winding me up for hours then hit my gf in front of me, and a guy i caught with a roofied up girl trying to get her in a cubicle to i assume rape her.

o wow holy **** I've just realised something...all 3 of those people came away with pretty much the same injury - broken cheek/jaw/teeth missing (i was only 12 when it happened to my sis he was 16 so swung a cricket bat in his face, smashed his teeth and jaw, the guy in the toilet I slammed his face into the cistern but they were angled to stop people doing drugs off of them so it took out his teeth [lost my job but the girl was so grateful that she claimed she faught back and did it by accident, he had to go along with it or she'd press charges] and the guy I headbutted dunno how many times, lost a lot of teeth)

And I really don't care how bad those sound, those ones I'll be proud of until the day I die
User avatar #475 to #474 - thegameulost (07/10/2012) [-]
Oh okay. Then proceed by all means
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User avatar #466 to #435 - benighted (07/10/2012) [-]
Yes lord.
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#171 - supername (07/10/2012) [-]
you like zombiestookmybike don't you thefjmonkey
#382 - likeamoss (07/10/2012) [-]
**likeamoss rolled user cheatzilla **
**likeamoss rolled user cheatzilla **
User avatar #341 - thereverand ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
**thereverand rolled user lip ** Hello to you sir.Have a nice day.
User avatar #346 to #341 - phanact (07/10/2012) [-]
inb4 hug
#24 - ibmonkeyboy (07/10/2012) [-]
&lt;3 Love my body o3o
<3 Love my body o3o
#455 - boxdweller ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
**boxdweller rolled user epiknarwhalz ** Take this, it will serve you well.
#464 to #455 - epiknarwhalz (07/10/2012) [-]
You'd give me your only **** ?
#469 to #464 - boxdweller ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
Use it wisely, for it was not easy to obtain.   
   
May it serve you well on your quest. God speed man, we're all counting on you.
Use it wisely, for it was not easy to obtain.

May it serve you well on your quest. God speed man, we're all counting on you.
#494 to #469 - epiknarwhalz (07/11/2012) [-]
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
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