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#674 - anon
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(07/10/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#705 to #674 - ifuckbears
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(08/04/2012) [-]
fake and gay i saw this **** on 4 chan, prolly just some fat pizza eating acne kid...
#706 to #705 - eliasjstillalive
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(08/08/2012) [-]
its copy pasta you wet turd
#700 to #674 - anon
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Btw you look like a douche bag and your "girl" looks like a cheap whore. U MAD?
Btw you look like a douche bag and your "girl" looks like a cheap whore. U MAD?
#707 to #700 - eliasjstillalive
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(08/08/2012) [-]
its a copypasta you wet turd
#692 to #674 - heartlessrobot
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(07/13/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#693 to #692 - theguynobodyknows
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(07/13/2012) [-]
its weird that I read a comment so much similar to yours. with the navy seals, the 300 kills, and secret al quaeda raids. this comment he read was on youtube. I feel like im reading the same exact comment that was on youtube
#694 to #693 - heartlessrobot
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(07/13/2012) [-]
It's a copy-pasta. I have a document full of them.
#695 to #694 - theguynobodyknows
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(07/13/2012) [-]
thanks for clearing that up.
#696 to #695 - heartlessrobot
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(07/13/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#697 to #696 - theguynobodyknows
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(07/13/2012) [-]
im.....im sorry...PLEASE DONT SNIPE ASS!
#698 to #697 - heartlessrobot
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Here's all of the one's I have.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.


Just wanted to check this site out, after hearing FunnyJunk has been stealing The Oatmeal's comics. And I can honestly say that this website is a total piece of ****. Nothing but an underground cave where trolls and absolute jack-offs breed and "live". You cant take what isn't yours and not give credit where credit is due. Simple as that :)
So **** you, FunnyJunk. **** you up the nostrils.
Sincerely,
A "The Oatmeal" fan

#708 to #698 - anon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Do you realize that they spelled 'Guerilla' wrong on Copy-Pasta?
#709 to #708 - heartlessrobot
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Yeah. And how the **** did you get here? This is weeks old.
#700 to #698 - theguynobodyknows
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(07/13/2012) [-]
never herd of "The Oatmeal"? can you explain?
#699 to #698 - heartlessrobot
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.


Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#690 to #674 - smashingkills
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Doesn't have the balls to say it on an account.
#680 to #674 - userderp
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(07/10/2012) [-]
hi john! where did you go? i havent seen you in 5 minutes on /b/
#678 to #674 - jamiecotton
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(07/10/2012) [-]
You should note that you look like a gay wayne brother and your girlfriend looks like niki minaj (a whore) she blew you? was it cash? precisely how much did that cost you in the "Cash" that it was, don't like us? piss off, we don't need you to tell us what to do faggit.
#677 to #674 - wavad
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(07/10/2012) [-]
Take your copypasta back to 4chan.

Inb4 being called a ******/faggot.
#679 to #677 - anon
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(07/10/2012) [-]
shut up ****** faggot
#689 to #679 - terowrath **User deleted account**
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(07/13/2012) [-]
And this is why we can;t have nice things.
Picture related: MFW I read that.