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#400 - dengekisushi (07/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, because every single best friend that's a guy is a friendzoned guy.
Maybe some best guy friends aren't even after the girl?
Maybe they're both on a mutual level at "Ohay, we're bffs 4evr" and there was nothing romantic-feeling between the two?

I'm sorry, but I really am getting sick of all the "Moment of silence for the friendzoned" stuff.
She's obviously not the right chick for you; you can all find better, and find one that wants to be with you.
If she chooses to date douchebags, then let her; it's no use trying to break her out of that habit because she needs to learn for herself--if you're attracted to a girl like that, then obviously you haven't tried hard enough.
You're still young; don't wrap your life around her.

And don't think I don't know how it feels; I was friendzoned by this guy I really liked last year. But you know what? I found out what kind of person he really was, and I ended up finding out there's so much better out there. HAVE PATIENCE.
#426 to #400 - ishouldplayzelda (07/10/2012) [-]
exactly, not everyone is in that situation! i'm very good friends with a girl in that way and we're not attracted to eachother in the slightest. before everyone gets butthurt and calls me a friend-zoned-forever-alone i'll let you know i'm dating her best friend
User avatar #431 to #426 - dengekisushi (07/10/2012) [-]
I'll admit that I friendzoned my best guy friend.
I just don't feel that attraction or that spark to him, but a lot of guys seem to think that girls can force themselves to have feelings for people.
It doesn't work like that; my friend has a good personality and stuff, but I don't feel that romance with him.
And I can't force myself to.
I feel bad, but that's just how it is; I still love him dearly, though, but at least I don't go around saying "Lol he's muh best frann && he wants in muh pants but i wunt let 'im lol" all over Facebook lol.
User avatar #432 to #431 - ishouldplayzelda (07/10/2012) [-]
i don't think it can be forced either but i think you should have at least given him a chance (that's just my opinion though. you're not a bad person for doing that. it's your own life). i don't like how so many girls just blow off guys without trying out a relationship first because they could find something in the relationship that they didn't know could be there. that's what my girlfiend said to me when i asked her why she didn't friendzone me when i asked her out for the first time. she said "everyone should at least get a chance and you really surprised me. friendzoning you would have been the biggest **** up of my life". that's jsut been my experience but it think it speaks for itself
User avatar #439 to #432 - dengekisushi (07/11/2012) [-]
I've given him chances in the means for him to let me know I should date him,
but we're just not the same; I don't appreciate his extra-curricular activities or a lot of the other people he hangs out with and stuff like that.
I mean, maybe I should have tried dating him, but if I don't feel that connection--even after five years of being friends--I don't see much of a reason to pursue it.
It takes me a while to start feeling affection for somebody, but it's been long enough for me to know that I just can't see us like that.
I probably sound like a bitch, but I feel bad that I've hurt him because of this :l
User avatar #440 to #439 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
fair enough. i won't judge you for the decisions you make and 5 years does seem quite long enough
User avatar #441 to #440 - dengekisushi (07/11/2012) [-]
He still wants a relationship, but I just can't feel it. But I'm at least happy him and I can remain close.
User avatar #442 to #441 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
well that's good at least. at least your guys' friendship didn't end over it, right?
User avatar #443 to #442 - dengekisushi (07/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #444 to #443 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
i would love to talk to you more :) perhaps i could gain another friend through the magic of the internet
#446 to #444 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
Wow, guy. We really just finished a conversation about this.   
   
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3884100/me/98#98
Wow, guy. We really just finished a conversation about this.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3884100/me/98#98
User avatar #459 to #446 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
because it won't let me reply to your last comment (for some reason. *shrug*) i'm replying here

it's fine. i didn't expect you to believe me about anything initially. this is the internet hahaha. but yeah we totally did. i'm actually kind of glad we had it too. i feel a little enlightened, like my views have changed a little bit
#460 to #459 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
Too many purple lines to reply. Anyway, it's all good. Don't thank me. Thank 4chan. They are always the culprit.
User avatar #461 to #460 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
of enlightenment? i had always thought they made people stupid but i guess that's just my dumb assumptions getting the better of me
#462 to #461 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
of rape. They don't make you stupid or enlighten you. They just rape you until you're never the same and there's nothing left to rape.   
   
They invented lolcats, rage faces, etc. including the Rules of the Internet, for which I linked you to a discussion about Rule 30 and what it means.
of rape. They don't make you stupid or enlighten you. They just rape you until you're never the same and there's nothing left to rape.

They invented lolcats, rage faces, etc. including the Rules of the Internet, for which I linked you to a discussion about Rule 30 and what it means.
User avatar #463 to #462 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
what was the conclusion? you didn't give me a link...

also with 4chan, everyone said it ***** your brain but i've been to /b/ a few times and i saw a few slightly shocking things but honestly it was all pretty "meh". i dunno maybe i'm just desensitized, or do you actually have to interact with the people on there? cos' i did none of that
#464 to #463 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
link: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3884100/me/98#98

Oh, you're adorable. If you really want to know, just lurk a little more. It's not all of 4chan, mostly just /b/. I suggest you stay in the comfort of funnyjunk, though, where the serious stuff is filtered out, otherwise say goodbye to your innocence. You can google 4chan if you just want to find out more about what they've done and what often goes on there.
User avatar #465 to #464 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
yeah i was only there for a few days. i guess i would have to do some serious lurking to experience any real affect. it does seem kind of fun though just thinking about it and anon is always pretty entertaining most of the time. i would go back if /b/ wasn't bathed in porn
#466 to #465 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
Yep, porn everywhere, and that's just their pretty facade. You don't have to lurk long to find certain things you never wanted to see. You got lucky, really. I can't explain /b/ here. If you want to know more, good or bad, you have to google them. But like I said, stay here and keep your soul. Good luck.
User avatar #467 to #466 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
good luck to you too. happy browsing
User avatar #448 to #446 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
are you implying i'm trying to get a relationship out of dengekisushi? because that is not the case. i'm already in a relationship with a girl i actually know in real life.
contrary to what you believe, some guys actually want friends they can just talk to
#449 to #448 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
What interesting criteria you build friendships on. I wonder if you would have made the same connection if you knew dengekisushi was a man.
#450 to #449 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
yes, it would still work because if dengenkisushi was a man because that would simply mean he was a homosexual and the conversation that took place would have been nearly identical. i don't give a **** if he's a man or she's a woman. dengenkisushi and i had a good conversation (a ******* excellent one compared to the other excuses for conversations i've had with people on this site) and i would like to have many more
#451 to #450 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
As long as you know what you're doing.
User avatar #452 to #451 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
i'm more concerned about you. assumptions make an ass out of you and me
#453 to #452 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
That would be true if I were assuming, but you still have "nice guy" written all over you: Using emoticons, appearing concerned about whether her friendship ended. You would not have had that conversation with a guy.

The fact that you look down on conversations with other people on this site, tells me you think you have standards. Maybe they are more down to earth than you.
#454 to #453 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
actually i would have anyway and have had that conversation many times with my best friend, who happens to be a homosexual. a guy, mind you.

as for thinking i have standards, everyone does but that doesn't stop me from differentiating a good conversation from a ****** one. some of the most recent conversations i've been in were many taking place on a post about how small an amount of blood a shark can detect in water. half the users on there didn't understand "parts" (as in ppm [the parts per million system] or "this glass contains a mixture of 1 part oil and 3 parts water" as a measurement of ratios. most of them thought the OP just made it up or thought it was part of the metric system. i look down on those people for being ******* idiots incapable of using google to cure their ignorance.

another one ended with the guy basically sticking his fingers in his ears and copy-pasting the same reply over and over. you can see the whole thing here if you want funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3874867/Not+sure+what+to+think+of+this/427#427 but yeah, i'm not going to deny that i considered him to be a complete ******** . my history of long conversations with people on here has not be very fulfilling so the one i had today was pretty good in comparison

as for you assuming, i don't know how you can deny that. you don't know for a fact that i'm trying to get more out of this than simply conversations but you claim that that is the case. that is assuming. you can look up the definition if you want but it fits that criteria pretty closely. as for me trying to be a "nice guy", that is true in the literal sense. i'm a guy and i'm trying to be a nice person. as i've stated before, i'm already in a relationship with a girl i know in real life. hell, i was at her house for the later half of today then i came back home to your comment and replied to it. what is there to gain other than talking when everything i want in a relationship is literally a 15 minute bike ride away?
#456 to #454 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
Wow, you had an argument with SniperKitty. I had an argument with SniperKitty the other day which quickly ended in "tits or gtfo" because she started ************ . Did you know she was female?

Anyway, if you weren't being a sap for her benefit, your dick wasn't hard, you weren't fantasizing, and that's just the way you really are, then I guess I'll believe you, but I'm a skeptical African kid about this friendship stuff and people caring for no reason. So, good luck.
User avatar #457 to #456 - ishouldplayzelda (07/11/2012) [-]
i was not aware that she is female and i also did not know she's probably notorious for being a prick when that ******** was started.

thank you for letting off though and i don't expect you to believe anything about "friendship" honestly because i'm having skepticism about it as well. the longest i've stayed in consistent contact with anyone like this was a week or two but i still hope she's worthwhile to talk to in the end
#458 to #457 - cabbagemayhem (07/11/2012) [-]
I hope you find what you're looking for actually...OMG WE JUST HAD THAT CONVERSATION...Sorry I doubted you.
User avatar #445 to #444 - dengekisushi (07/11/2012) [-]
Go ahead and shoot me a friend request while I finish up my dinner (:
User avatar #424 to #400 - Harkonnen (07/10/2012) [-]
lol you're a fag.
#429 to #424 - dengekisushi (07/10/2012) [-]
At least you spelled "you're" right. I appreciate that.
User avatar #412 to #400 - twilightsparkleftw (07/10/2012) [-]
I totally agree. I have a girlfriend and a girl that is one of my bestfriends of all time. I've actually slept over at her house before. But there's nothing more than friendship between us and it would feel like dating my sister if we where to go out. X)
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User avatar #428 to #410 - dengekisushi (07/10/2012) [-]
I'm a little short-tempered the past few days because I'm moving soon and I haven't gotten any sleep since my vacation last week. Sorry.
#408 to #400 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
Shut up bitch.
#409 to #408 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2012) [-]
Amen.
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