Germany. . Vive he France! Yay Deutsh) Nante. Vamos Espana! GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE Aha: might Hill In uni. law' s knew hr bl" lvh, nothing special
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#384 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#410 to #384 - bipolarfurry (07/10/2012) [-]
that made me laugh more than it should have
that made me laugh more than it should have
#143 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
**sparkofinsanity rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at lol Jesus ** MFW I'm german
#666 to #143 - bergzerk (07/11/2012) [-]
**bergzerk rolled a random image posted in comment #299 at Amnesia ** MFW I'm Norwegian
User avatar #561 to #143 - jimati (07/10/2012) [-]
its funny because Jesus was jew too.
User avatar #436 to #143 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
Holy **** ... 400 thumbs and the #1 on comments... I'm speechless. Thank you guys. :)
User avatar #648 to #436 - thephoenix (07/10/2012) [-]
check it now :p
User avatar #658 to #143 - Mr Ronok (07/10/2012) [-]
now we wait for the screencap to hit frontpage
#197 to #143 - mrsockz (07/10/2012) [-]
Oh god that was to perfect
User avatar #198 to #197 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
I usually never get that lucky
#599 to #143 - larski (07/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#641 to #143 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
#653 to #641 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
*cough* thumbwhore *cough*
#639 to #143 - jellybob ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
my computer when
my computer when
#632 to #143 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
mfw i'm at work and couldn't contain the laughter.
mfw i'm at work and couldn't contain the laughter.
User avatar #447 to #143 - ilovehitler (07/10/2012) [-]
Your roll is relevant to my interests.

Very relevant.
User avatar #458 to #447 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
I just read your username and laughed my ass off, here, have a thumb.
User avatar #556 to #143 - biggieboy (07/10/2012) [-]
They just won't leave Germany alone will they?
#414 to #143 - kouzan (07/10/2012) [-]
The more you know.
#162 to #143 - potatotown (07/10/2012) [-]
ill see you on the frontpage
User avatar #164 to #162 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
I sure hope so :)
#341 to #143 - cjias (07/10/2012) [-]
MFW that roll.
User avatar #662 to #143 - iamnottaco (07/10/2012) [-]
Holy **** this is best roll
#616 to #143 - acksl (07/10/2012) [-]
Always nice to see a fellow german on Funnyjunk
#456 to #143 - jmanporter (07/10/2012) [-]
words cant express how much i laughed so here is a dancing zebra :D
words cant express how much i laughed so here is a dancing zebra :D
User avatar #457 to #456 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
Thanks, it was a pretty lucky roll :)
User avatar #652 to #143 - baditch (07/10/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a time someone said the same thing but rolled Hitler.
User avatar #640 to #143 - themastertroller (07/10/2012) [-]
nice roll
#643 to #143 - wampoo (07/10/2012) [-]
**wampoo rolled a random image posted in comment #35884 at Anime & Manga ** MFW seeing this roll
User avatar #160 to #154 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
Oh me ;)
#278 to #160 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
you dont have to reply to ever damn comment faggot
User avatar #441 to #278 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
What's wrong with replying to people? If everyone loved my roll so much, I want them to know that I care about all the people who took the time to basically say "good job". I rarely get as lucky as I did today, so I'm enjoying the support I'm getting. Im just having my 10 minutes of fame.
User avatar #558 to #441 - bluedwarf (07/10/2012) [-]
Usually when people get that lucky, they don't respond to every comment... it's simply looks faggy. People play it cool, they sometimes chose a certain reply and give us even more laughs by further continuing the joke ... you however are just answering without any point and sense
Reiss dich zusammen Junge.
User avatar #646 to #558 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
Well, I'm not like most people, I do like to respond to people. I'm sorry if that looks so "faggy" to you.
User avatar #649 to #646 - thephoenix (07/10/2012) [-]
keep doing what you're doing bro, haters gonna hate
#661 to #441 - cammyT (07/10/2012) [-]
this is how i would feel if i done that, cocks like that above you are just jealous so you enjoy your 10 mins of fame
#667 to #661 - sparkofinsanity (07/11/2012) [-]
Thanks, this mindless clapping below is for you :)
Thanks, this mindless clapping below is for you :)
#664 to #143 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/11/2012) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random image posted in comment #6852725 at FJ Pony Thread ** Hitlers face when
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random image posted in comment #6852725 at FJ Pony Thread ** Hitlers face when
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#188 to #143 - nefstah (07/10/2012) [-]
dat roll
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#147 to #143 - mrmamric (07/10/2012) [-]
Nice roll...
Nice roll...
User avatar #642 to #147 - szymonf (07/10/2012) [-]
and you got a bunch of thumbs for being first reply:P
User avatar #149 to #147 - sparkofinsanity (07/10/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#21 - theblacksheep (07/09/2012) [-]
I hate seeing this because it's so 			*******		 true. Like last night they had a special on ESPN (a sports network in the US) about a hockey player from Minnesota, who is Jewish, who plays in Germany. And they went on and on about how hard it is for him being in Germany as a Jew. you would 			*******		 think Himler himself was kicking in his door everyday and kristallnacht was a nightly occurance.
I hate seeing this because it's so ******* true. Like last night they had a special on ESPN (a sports network in the US) about a hockey player from Minnesota, who is Jewish, who plays in Germany. And they went on and on about how hard it is for him being in Germany as a Jew. you would ******* think Himler himself was kicking in his door everyday and kristallnacht was a nightly occurance.
#22 to #21 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
don't trust 90% of american documentaries
i swear to god the **** they say sometimes
people usually forget how cruel the world was to Germany after world war 1

#36 to #22 - firesky (07/09/2012) [-]
Germany?
What's with Austria? It's about 15% of the former size
#81 to #36 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
You caused the war by having your archduke get shot!
User avatar #560 to #81 - bluedwarf (07/10/2012) [-]
That was just an excuse, the war would happen one way or another
User avatar #428 to #22 - Chuckaholic (07/10/2012) [-]
Germany got **** but the Ottomans who had few battles, Gallipoli being one of them, lost loads of lands which coincidentally were oil rich...
#69 to #21 - hockeykicksass (07/09/2012) [-]
ESPN never talks about hockey, but seriously i agree with you
ESPN never talks about hockey, but seriously i agree with you
User avatar #257 to #69 - theblacksheep (07/10/2012) [-]
i know, right? that's why i initially started watching it. Not that im a hockey fan but i figured if it was being brought up it must have something spectacular along with it.
User avatar #348 to #254 - imrandaredevil (07/10/2012) [-]
XD HAHAHAHAA
#448 to #348 - ilovehitler (07/10/2012) [-]
No. Just no.
#259 to #254 - npfortytwo (07/10/2012) [-]
Missed a spot.
User avatar #1 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
If it's useful, here in spain people who love that much their country are considered fascists (except when we talk about football)
#33 to #1 - firesky (07/09/2012) [-]
Isn't that also because of the tensions with the basque country?
And Franco of course.
User avatar #41 to #33 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
I guess it is as Franco is still recent, but anyway, the flag of Franco is the one with an eagle. It's true that many people here like Franco, I know some of them, and other people are republicans, so as you say there is some tension yet.
User avatar #29 to #1 - novren (07/09/2012) [-]
Where I live you cannot ask for somehing in your language without being called retarded/cunt/whatever.
User avatar #44 to #29 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh, Catalonia, I just saw your profile picture. That's because you are famous as some of you want to become independent from Spain... But I think many people exaggerate, I know some people from there and they all aren't like that :S
User avatar #48 to #44 - novren (07/09/2012) [-]
Well, doesn't matter what my beliefs are (I can tell you, though, that we WILL be independent, and also very soon). What matters is, whenever I ask for something in MY language, there's 40 milion spaniards bitching about it. No offence, I'm not assuming you are one of this kind.
User avatar #50 to #48 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
I'm not that kind, I don't give a **** and I love people from Catalonia, but I don't think you will become independent that soon... and there are a lot of people from there who don't want to become independent
User avatar #51 to #50 - novren (07/09/2012) [-]
If you look at the latest CEO poll, you will see there's a 51% of the population who wishes that Catalonia becomes a new State. And raising.
User avatar #53 to #51 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
I think it's more complicated than that, but anyway, I have always wondered one thing, why do you want to become independent?
#59 to #53 - novren (07/09/2012) [-]
Long-ass comment incoming!

1- Language. Every day a new law against Catalan is approved (this is obviously an exaggeration, but you get my point), and our Parliament (the Catalan one, I mean) doesn't do **** , although its president is "nationalist" (I don't know if it's your case, but Spaniards usually relate independentism with him, and I must say that I really hate him, and that a lot of us do).

2- Culture. Same as language, Spain won't let us do what we want, and our Parliament (what sickens me the most about it is that is a ******* joke of a Parliament) will fund the Barcelona's Feria de Abril, which is an Andalus tradition, before the Flama del Canigó, which happens to be ours.

3- Repression. Spain tries to convince the world that we don't exist, or that we are really few, but that's a very big lie. We cannot have sports Selections (only in sports Spain doesn't compete in, which means we have Korfball and that should be enough), every match our unofficial selection plays must be approved by Spain and is totally useless because we can't compete in official tournaments, even though half of the Spanish selection is composed by Catalan people (Catalan people who happen to forget where are they from when they play with Spain, because it's cooler)

4- Money. 12.300 milions a year is spoliation, let's keep it clear. Any other country of the world gives that percent of their PIB to the central Government (and I'm not even talking about Balearic Islands or Valencian Country, which happen to be more spoliated than we are).

4- We are a ******* colony since a lot of time ago, but the world fails to see it (even less Spain), and the whole colony-leaving (I don't know its name) forgot about us.

We are not Iberic, we are Mediterranian. We are not Spanish, we are Catalan. And we were Catalan before Spain itself existed (a real History-aknowledged person, no matter how much against Catalonia he is, should know this).

And a lot more, but text box is full.
#286 to #59 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
Oh si una tradicion tan antigua como es la Flama del Canigó impuesta por un señor por alla por el año 1955 Cuentame mas sobre como te reprime el pueblo español y lo poco que te han lavado el cerebro intentando construir una "identidad nacional catalana"
User avatar #467 to #286 - novren (07/10/2012) [-]
The "Flama del Canigó" comes from a very old tradition, and there's a lot of literature around it (poem by Jacint Verdaguer for example)
User avatar #72 to #59 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
Uhmmm ok, I will say what I think.

1. Language. I think that Catalan is ok as long as you don't speak it in front of people who don't understand you, I don't remember when once I saw one of you speaking in Catalan for the spanish television in front of people who didn't know a **** about Catalan (your official language is Catalan and Spanish too). I'm completely in favour of speaking Catalan, but I think this is being polite, you don't speak in a language people won't understand you with if you know to speak their language. It's like if I went to England for example, and I began t speak in spanish knowing how to say it in English, they would think that's not very polite.
Hmmm you didn't make a thing very clear, you say that people relate independence with a guy who is nationalist and you hate him. Isn't it nationalism to want to become independent? If you weren't nationalist you wouldn't give a **** about if you are from Spain or not.

2. Talking about the language, considering that point of view a lot of places should become indepent, there are a lot of countries whose languages are not just one, and some places where they speak just that language, which is the case of Belgium for example, in the North they speak dutch and I don't remember which language more, and in the South they speak French (I think just a 33% of the population speak French, then that 33% of population should become independent).
Ok, I agree with the Flama del Canigó thing.

3. When does Spain try to convince the world that you don't exist? Barcelona is well known around the world, in case that's true, it's the first time I hear something similar.
I don't know very much what you mean about the Sports Selections.
And the other things, I will have to get some information as I don't know how to answer that, I'm not very into economy and I prefer to answer when I'm more informed, and now I don't want to look for it, it's too late and I'm too lazy xD
User avatar #377 to #72 - olioh ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
umm, just have to point out that im from finland, and this is actually the very first time i even hear about catalan, maybe i was a bad student at school and didnt pay attention, but asked a few friends about catalan and they didnt know anything about it either o.o especially the part that barcelona is the capital of catalonia got me confused, allways tought its just a huge ass city of spain o.o
User avatar #487 to #377 - novren (07/10/2012) [-]
See? That's the problem. We don't exist to most of the world, we are just a little part of Spain.
User avatar #501 to #487 - olioh ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
been reading about catalan/catalonia whole morning, still not sure which word to use. but really, from what i have read i really wish u get ur independence, since in my view you are another country inside a country, which is already kinda ****** up in my opinion. especially when i read ur comments it seems spanish people dont like you guys : / sorry for bad english etc.
User avatar #503 to #501 - novren (07/10/2012) [-]
Thanks for what you said, I really appreciate it! The words are: Catalan (Català, if you are speaking Catalan) for the language; Catalonia (Catalunya in Catalan) for the country.
And don't worry about English, mine isn't very good too.
#221 to #59 - elmiticojimmy (07/10/2012) [-]
A bit paranoid, aren't we?
1. It appears to me that it's quite the opposite: in Cataluña speaking spanish is being more and more restricted, such as laws forbidding signs in spanish and more.
2. If you grab a ****** Constitution, and read the very first article you'll notice that Spain has a rich cultural diversity, and it all forms part of our national culture.
3. Spain has enough ******** to deal with to try and create this horrible conspiracy you are speaking about. You don't have a national selection, right. Guess what!? It's because you are not a ******* nation!! Tadaaa!!
4. I'm not even gonna speak about your waste of money in such wonderful activities as unneeded embassys all over the world.
5. (You have two fours) Oh, guess what again?' Since a long time ago' vikings have raided villages and raped women! Let's keep that alive! Everybody has forgotten about that!! Not everything that is old is good or correct.

And your last paragraph is just nonsense.
Cheers from an andalusian.
Pic related, it is you.
User avatar #468 to #221 - novren (07/10/2012) [-]
And about the nation fact: WE ARE A NATION, we just don't have a state.
User avatar #465 to #221 - novren (07/10/2012) [-]
I'm not even gonna try arguing with you. You don't deserve it. Who is being brainwashed here?
User avatar #42 to #29 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
what? where do you live?
User avatar #60 to #42 - novren (07/09/2012) [-]
Oops, two fours. The second is of course a 5.
#5 to #1 - boredomavenger (07/09/2012) [-]
I had a foreign exchange student from spain at my school last year and she said that if you flew the spanish flag outside your house you would get tomatoes thrown at you. I guess it is true
User avatar #19 to #5 - albita (07/09/2012) [-]
Yes, or when you wear a bracelet with the flag of spain, they directly think you love Franco.
#511 to #5 - libejenkins (07/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, well, Its like... This country only raises, fight and discuss about football, but when we are arguing other themes, nobody gives a **** about spain or his flag. So sad.
#332 - davajz (07/10/2012) [-]
fixed
User avatar #369 to #332 - mrnecro (07/10/2012) [-]
MS paint skills are off the charts!
#79 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#399 - sevasq (07/10/2012) [-]
**sevasq rolled a random image posted in comment #283 at Two Towers Collapsing :D ** What America cheers for
#404 to #399 - flawlesswinz (07/10/2012) [-]
Yeah.. NOPE
Yeah.. NOPE
User avatar #405 to #399 - TheForbiddenOne (07/10/2012) [-]
Look at where that image was posted....
#132 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (07/10/2012) [-]
LEAVE GERMANY ALONE!!!!!!!!
#606 - iraniie (07/10/2012) [-]
Don't you try anything germany...
#10 - epicfailFTW (07/09/2012) [-]
The World's face when.
#167 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
The real part of the comic
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#180 to #171 - anon (07/10/2012) [-]
Don't lie you dirty whore
#47 - ortonja (07/09/2012) [-]
At least Germany can into space.
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