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#837 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
First of all "Army Sniper" I am going to doubt that you are the "top sniper in the entire US armed forces" because if you were, you wouldn't be sitting on your little facebook page making claims and threats seeing as how every action or word you say online is tracked by the CIA / Military Police... But let's say you are... I would then say that even if you have these skills, it would be against the Marine's code of honor to kill a civilian OF YOUR OWN NATION just because they made a distasteful comment on facebook. If you are/were the top sniper, you will also be the first top sniper to be locked up in Guantanamo Bay over a Facebook comment... Lastly, it's people with that mentality (moronic, arrogant, insulting, abusively aggressive) that create the conflicts that require you dumbass Marines to go running headlong into. I can see why you would become a military person, if it's so easy to get you that riled up then all the government has to do is say jump and tell you that by not jumping you are a wimp and you not only ask how high, but you continue to jump until they say stop... People who act like that guy are the cause of all the world's problems...
User avatar #839 to #837 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#890 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
Guerilla*

Fake and gay fake and gay

If you were 1/100th of what you claim to be, then the fact that you're on this site and making threats to kill American citizens then you sir are not a soldier. And never were.
#884 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#879 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
if it has never been seen in this earth then how the **** did you get 300 shots? why the ******* hell would you ******* waste your skill on one ************ since you said "I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth" Nice ******* troll, To bad you're to godamn stupid to see your own mistakes. talk about giving the monkey a ******* gun, and over a ******* facebook comment. grow the **** up
#856 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
*guerrilla
#855 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
I don't know a single soldier, marine, navy seal, or anything for that matter that would talk in the fashion that you are. Get ****** you loser you are about as harcore as fat kid with a gameboy. The way you talk makes you sound like an absolute nutcase. I sincerely hope you are joking or some **** . P.S. If you aren't you should see a couple therapists.
#862 to #855 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
It has been a LOOOOOOOONG time since I've seen someone actually get rustled from this copypasta. I am laughing so hard at the stupidity.

I even said it was a copypasta and gave a link to it's source. You still fell for it.
#888 to #862 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize the copy pasta is a reply to the supposed rustling.
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#849 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
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#848 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
ive seen that comment before retard
#852 to #848 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
Holy **** . I can't believe FJ right now.

Have you guys seriously never heard of a copypasta....
#857 to #852 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
so... many... newfags
#866 to #857 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
They're everywhere.
#846 to #839 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
Wasn't this a Youtube arguement once....
User avatar #850 to #846 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
It's an ancient Copypasta.

Here you go:

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if url breaks:
knowyourmeme com /memes/internet-tough-guy-copypasta
#841 to #839 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
And when I said Gorilla. I meant it.
#881 to #841 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
You're the best person ever.
#882 to #881 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
No you are.
#886 to #882 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #894 to #886 - GainesWorthy (07/09/2012) [-]
I wish I knew who this wuz.
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