Foot long. . me and at subway "hi how may l help gran" Ill have a meatball sub" wanted to say: Ill have a football." What I said:
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Foot long

me and at subway "hi how may l help gran"
Ill have a
meatball sub"
wanted to
say:
Ill have a football."
What I said:
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Submitted: 07/08/2012
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#18 - DangerToManifold (07/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - finalfaptasy (07/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Here you go, fresh from the oven.
#2 to #1 - finalfaptasy (07/08/2012) [-]
You can also try our American version.
#20 - obsidianblade (07/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Australian subways are changing their bacon from this
#21 to #20 - obsidianblade (07/09/2012) [-]
to this, needless to say i'm not ******* happy
#9 - creaturecat (07/09/2012) [-]
i thought you were going to say something like can i have a footlong meat
User avatar #28 - hipsophobadon (07/09/2012) [-]
Hahah nice one.
I've started doing stuff like this recently more and more. I'll take the first letter from a word I don't intend to say until later on in the sentence and put it in front of the very first word.
Am I developing dyslexia? Or just plain stupid?
User avatar #24 - lovesanime (07/09/2012) [-]
that actually made me laugh
User avatar #19 - xboxadict (07/09/2012) [-]
I thought he was gonna say "I want a foot in your balls
#11 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i worked at subway and people were always askin for a football meat long lolol
#16 to #14 - gregolson (07/09/2012) [-]
I had worked there for a while, maybe 6 months before i moved on to go to college etc, and no joke the manager would constantly come up to me while i was preparing pickles/banana peppers/olives/etc., take the knife from me, start stabbing the bag and say "This must be exactly what it's like to stab a man, the blood and the guts just flowing out all over."

MFW
#27 - dealwithitfagg (07/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #17 - cscamper **User deleted account** (07/09/2012) [-]
bettter than longmeat
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User avatar #10 - shfiftyfive (07/09/2012) [-]
ive done this too
User avatar #8 - CRONIK (07/09/2012) [-]
I hate lettuce and one time i kept thinking to my self say no lettuce and i just said lettuce an she pilled it on :(
#6 - lemmonscent (07/09/2012) [-]
Well...?  Did he give you a football?
Well...? Did he give you a football?
#5 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [-]
I work at subway... the drunk shift. You have no idea how many people order "football meatlongs" When I tell them we are all out of footballs, they get all upset. It's hilarious XD
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