Foot long. . me and at subway "hi how may l help gran" Ill have a meatball sub" wanted to say: Ill have a football." What I said:
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#29 to #18 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
I laughed way more than I should have at this.
#20 - obsidianblade (07/09/2012) [-]
Australian subways are changing their bacon from this
#21 to #20 - obsidianblade (07/09/2012) [-]
to this, needless to say i'm not ******* happy
User avatar #23 to #21 - Thesunnyhunnybunny (07/09/2012) [-]
That bacon is so much tastier that the shrivelled up crap.
#25 to #23 - bagofshenanigans (07/09/2012) [-]
>Shriveled up crap

You just referred to bacon as 'shriveled up crap' on funnyjunk.
#9 - creaturecat (07/09/2012) [-]
i thought you were going to say something like can i have a footlong meat
#1 - finalfaptasy (07/08/2012) [-]
Here you go, fresh from the oven.
#2 to #1 - finalfaptasy (07/08/2012) [-]
You can also try our American version.
User avatar #28 - hipsophobadon (07/09/2012) [-]
Hahah nice one.
I've started doing stuff like this recently more and more. I'll take the first letter from a word I don't intend to say until later on in the sentence and put it in front of the very first word.
Am I developing dyslexia? Or just plain stupid?
User avatar #24 - lovesanime (07/09/2012) [-]
that actually made me laugh
User avatar #19 - xboxadict (07/09/2012) [-]
I thought he was gonna say "I want a foot in your balls
#27 - dealwithitfagg (07/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #17 - cscamper **User deleted account** (07/09/2012) [-]
bettter than longmeat
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#11 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
i worked at subway and people were always askin for a football meat long lolol
User avatar #12 to #11 - gregolson (07/09/2012) [-]
same here, that and "the big.. uh... sandwich"
#14 to #12 - blazerfish (07/09/2012) [-]
I've worked at subway for a year now, and I can bitch for hours about the stupid stuff i hear every day. One of my favorites:

"American, provolone, or pepper jack cheese?"


Advice for people who want to **** with subway customers, ask if they want their salads toasted and ask if they want their sandwiches tasted. 9/10 times no one will notice.
#16 to #14 - gregolson (07/09/2012) [-]
I had worked there for a while, maybe 6 months before i moved on to go to college etc, and no joke the manager would constantly come up to me while i was preparing pickles/banana peppers/olives/etc., take the knife from me, start stabbing the bag and say "This must be exactly what it's like to stab a man, the blood and the guts just flowing out all over."

User avatar #10 - shfiftyfive (07/09/2012) [-]
ive done this too
User avatar #8 - CRONIK (07/09/2012) [-]
I hate lettuce and one time i kept thinking to my self say no lettuce and i just said lettuce an she pilled it on :(
#6 - lemmonscent (07/09/2012) [-]
Well...?  Did he give you a football?
Well...? Did he give you a football?
#5 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
I work at subway... the drunk shift. You have no idea how many people order "football meatlongs" When I tell them we are all out of footballs, they get all upset. It's hilarious XD
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