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Realistic instructions. Something I could not stop laughing about when I found it.. at pertian frf directions re cold glee into ._ tisdale - F H a Conventional

Something I could not stop laughing about when I found it.

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Submitted: 07/08/2012
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#24 - RequieminMortis (07/09/2012) [-]
I always put frozen pizzas on a pizza tray or cookie sheet. In addition to keeping the pizza from winding up like this, it also makes it a hell of a lot easier to get it out of the oven.
#60 to #24 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
#51 to #24 - choclategum (07/09/2012) [-]
I really don't understand why people do that. How hard is it to put the pizza on the pan?
I really don't understand why people do that. How hard is it to put the pizza on the pan?
User avatar #35 to #24 - itschillbro (07/09/2012) [-]
Fallout
#21 - altairibnlaahad (07/09/2012) [-]
I was laughing pretty hard for some reason, I thumbed you up, then I saw this.
User avatar #41 to #21 - thatevanguy (07/09/2012) [-]
Don't be an ass, the comp was funny, and I've seen way worse thumb-whoring in my day.

Maybe he should've said (Please don't give me thumbs, I posted this to cure cancer, not in the hopes of making frontpage)
User avatar #31 to #21 - sirdaddysir (07/09/2012) [-]
That's not him begging, it's the cat.
#45 - GoodGood (07/09/2012) [-]
"so it knows what it''s done"

haven't laughed that hard in ages.
#72 to #45 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
Here, use this version
#64 - deantaylor (07/09/2012) [-]
sure take my red thumb.
#6 - narutohaukea ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
omigod first thing to make me burst out laughing like a retard on acid in months thank you
+6
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#98 to #91 - SquareG (07/09/2012) [-]
make your own?
#99 to #91 - murderouswaffle (07/09/2012) [-]
How do they not sell cookie dough? Look online and find a recipe, it works just as well
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#102 to #99 - newwavebossanova **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#103 to #102 - murderouswaffle (07/09/2012) [-]
Which units would you like everything in?
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#105 to #103 - newwavebossanova **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#106 to #105 - murderouswaffle (07/09/2012) [-]
454 grams flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
180 milliliters melted butter
227 grams packed brown sugar
114 grams white sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla
4 tablespoons milk
and any amount of chocolate chips/Heath/M&Ms/etc you want.
Enjoy :)
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#107 to #106 - newwavebossanova **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#108 to #107 - murderouswaffle (07/09/2012) [-]
You're welcome, glad I could help!
#97 to #91 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
FRIED MARS BAR
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User avatar #17 - stuffandotherstuff (07/09/2012) [-]
This was funny, I almost thumbed until I saw the thumbwhore statement at the end.
#65 - hardekoning (07/09/2012) [-]
It was very funny, until you asked to give a thumb...
User avatar #34 - usmcoorah (07/09/2012) [-]
Ugh...you HAD to ask for the thumb. Everything was going great until you asked for my thumb. Shame on you sir.
#71 - chlander (07/09/2012) [-]
When I'm making pizza it's more like:

> Take pizza out of box and throw box out
> Suddenly realize that you don't know how much time the pizza has to be in the oven
> Acquire box from trash
> Continue making pizza
User avatar #56 - bitchplzzz (07/09/2012) [-]
Dont ask for thumbs, bitchkid
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#66 - animedudej (07/09/2012) [-]
thumb now D:
thumb now D:
#33 - masterchiefawesome (07/09/2012) [-]
"Hysterically claw molten pepperoni from lips and cheeks"
#12 - leetlewetbeaner (07/09/2012) [-]
That was hilarious, thank you OP, I couldn't stop laughing
+2
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