Jesus Crust. . The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would toe so annoyed... every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming WE' RE LOSING THEMA BEEP BEEP T YOU puns bread toast im hungry crash cart feed me
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would toe so annoyed... every
morning I would run into the kitchen screaming
WE' RE LOSING THEMA BEEP BEEP
T YOU DIE ON ME, . NURSE,
WE NEED 12 CCE) OF CREAM CHEESE,
r we don' t restart his heart , he' s toast!
s in a nutter place now, lads."
He' s mead, Jim.
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Submitted: 07/08/2012
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#3 - dragonwarriorseven (07/08/2012) [+] (10 replies)
#15 - purplecrayons (07/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I want to repost this, just so I can call it a retoast.
I want to repost this, just so I can call it a retoast.
User avatar #2 - thesilversausage (07/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so many puns, so little time...
#69 - queencardvike (07/08/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Has anyone noticed the funny coming back to FJ?
#55 - Emeexuqu (07/08/2012) [-]
"If we don't restart his heart, he's toast!"
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#112 - victorfzec (07/08/2012) [-]
That's som funny 						****					 over there
That's som funny **** over there
#85 - zedacedia (07/08/2012) [-]
And now we wait for it to reposted to the front page every week for the next 6 months, and  then once every month  for all time.
And now we wait for it to reposted to the front page every week for the next 6 months, and then once every month for all time.
#35 - animedudej ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #111 - themanta (07/08/2012) [-]
he ought to save that thing for grainy days.

i bet it's entertaining to use for wheats at a time!
#81 - dbanks (07/08/2012) [-]
First post on front page to actually make me laugh.   
   
Well done OP.
First post on front page to actually make me laugh.

Well done OP.
#161 - oniguru (07/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**oniguru rolls 2,001**
**oniguru rolls 2,001**
#67 - bendahen ONLINE (07/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"daddy's in a butter place now kids"  oh my sides
"daddy's in a butter place now kids" oh my sides
#61 - shinryuken (07/08/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#56 - doctorbamf (07/08/2012) [-]
First thing i've thumbed all day. Thank you
#149 - gnifle (07/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#94 - Syncronicity (07/08/2012) [-]
NOOOOooooo. First Nacho and now Bread?
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