To our fellow aliens. A message from your friendly humans.. Te all those aliens out there... We' driven countless species to extinction! We' killed millions of  These are Not the tags You looking for
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#4 - sidathon
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(07/07/2012) [-]
We also make ****** music that we can torture you to.
#170 to #4 - anon
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(07/08/2012) [-]
To where?
#202 to #170 - anon
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(07/08/2012) [-]
If you're implying that he should have used 'too' instead of 'to,' you're wrong.
#206 to #202 - anon
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(07/08/2012) [-]
#184 to #170 - anon
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(07/08/2012) [-]
HELL
#21 to #4 - mrbeany
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(07/08/2012) [-]
By god! It was an ingenious plan all along!
#146 - bakinboy
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(07/08/2012) [-]
within an hour of contact with an alien race, there will be porn of it
#193 to #146 - anon
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(07/08/2012) [-]
there already is alien porn i should know
#112 - maxoverderp
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(07/08/2012) [-]
>the human ego
#15 - hydromatic
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(07/08/2012) [-]
Wtf is this even supposed to be?
#18 to #15 - swikkid
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(07/08/2012) [-]
a crazy person
#27 to #15 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(07/08/2012) [-]
Your mother.
#45 to #27 - rokulda ONLINE
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(07/08/2012) [-]
#40 to #27 - opsbuttbuddy
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(07/08/2012) [-]
For some reason I found that amusing, I shall thumb you up back to even
#26 - Timeline
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(07/08/2012) [-]
99% of species that have ever lived are now extinct.

Humans have been alive ~300,000 years, in comparison to species that survived hundreds of millions.

We're not sliced bread, people.
#221 to #26 - daentraya
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(07/08/2012) [-]
George Carlin would probably approve of this post. www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/extinction
#47 to #26 - tinfoilhat
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(07/08/2012) [-]
Everything you said is true but consider this, has any other species achieved global dominance through the use of tools and by using tools have the potential to completely destroy the planet on which we live? That sort of power is not something any species in the past has achieved. There is almost certainly life elsewhere in the galaxy and maybe to them we are nothing special, but what I'm saying is as far as Earth is concerned we are very special and we have the potential to stay around for a very long time. That is, of course, assuming we don't blow ourselves up.

tl:dr -> Humans could stick around for a while if we don't kill ourselves.
#64 to #26 - guidedhand
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(07/08/2012) [-]
well, taking into account how all life on earth (probably) originated from the same source/cell/one lucky chance, through macro evolutions mankind is about 3.7 billion years old, all comes down to where the cutoff for human is... we've just kept changing to adapt to the environment and will continue to do so
#187 - toguro
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(07/08/2012) [-]
>slightest mention of God
>******* amount of arguments in the comments

Does FunnyJunk just argue for the sake of arguing now?
#6 - grimoir
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(07/07/2012) [-]
Which religion nailed their god to a stick?
#7 to #6 - roliga
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(07/07/2012) [-]
Christianity. Long story short, king got jealous of Jesus and had him nailed to a cross only for him to come back three days later and then go to Heaven
#9 to #7 - potatoos
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(07/07/2012) [-]
FunnyJunk: where we explain Christianity.
#10 to #7 - grimoir
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(07/07/2012) [-]
Don't remember Jesus being a god, Important religious figure and messiah yes, but not a god.
#11 to #10 - roliga
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(07/07/2012) [-]
The Bible explains Jesus/God/Holy spirit to all be the same thing, and God I would assume is a "God" so in theory

God = God
Jesus = God = God
#12 to #11 - grimoir
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(07/07/2012) [-]
Before this gets annoying. Well done you win!
#42 - sgtxmcmuffin
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(07/08/2012) [-]
They have grown too strong. Commencing harvest.
#43 to #42 - adamannater
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(07/08/2012) [-]
This can only end one way. Atleast we can choose the colour.
#52 to #43 - sgtxmcmuffin
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(07/08/2012) [-]
Not unless i tell the reapers of the plot and ending in exchange for my life as a slave....
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#142 - dubator ONLINE
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(07/08/2012) [-]
#109 - Carnictus
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(07/08/2012) [-]
For all we know there are peaceful aliens wanting to meet with us but are too scared because they have been watching :(