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#19 - ragingbrony (07/08/2012) [-]
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Which ones do you find the Ostrich on?
User avatar #25 to #19 - heartlessrobot (07/08/2012) [-]
Quadruple diamond.
#27 - allamericandude ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
The last time I went skiing, we happened to go on a day when the snow was so hard-packed it was practically an ice skating rink. And I'm not the most experienced skier in the world. However, I didn't really realize either of those facts until I had already started going down one of the big slopes. So I'm sliding down, and as I start going fast I realize I can't turn or slow down or anything. Then I saw that the trail curved, and because I couldn't turn I was heading straight for a dense row of trees. So, in order to save my limbs, I did the only thing I could think of--I threw my poles down, reached for the ground, and tried to roll on my side so I could slide to a stop. However, I ended up rolling forward about half way--and I ended up sliding on my face for about 30 yards over sharp, pointy ice until I came to a stop.

Pic = Mfw
#60 to #27 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
I love it when it's a skating rink. I always feel like such a boss, going down the hill sideways.
#63 to #27 - sketchfactor (07/08/2012) [-]
Holy mother of pain, that sounds horrible.
User avatar #37 to #27 - schwarzenschwanz (07/08/2012) [-]
TL;DR, but i saw that you had 4 thumbs so i thumbed you up anyways. good day.
#54 to #37 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
TS;DR, but I saw that you had a negative thumb so I thumbed you down anyway.

you faggot ass bandwagonners need to get off of FJ
User avatar #111 to #54 - schwarzenschwanz (07/08/2012) [-]
i have no idea what i did to piss anyone off? seriously, you guys are mad at me for thumbing someone up who had thumbs when you all thumbed me down for having negative thumbs. wow. its really easy to piss off little teenagers these days with the simplest of comments.
#112 to #111 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
People didn't thumb you down because you had negative thumbs because unlike you, some people actually thumb for a reason and not just because they see how many thumbs a person has and thumb accordingly. They thumbed you down because you're a bandwaggoner faggot, you look at a comment, see that it has negative/positive thumbs and think "hey people thumbed this guy down/up, I should do the same." without even reading what the guy posted.
User avatar #114 to #112 - schwarzenschwanz (07/08/2012) [-]
my original comment that got me thumbed down was meant to be just a minor comment, saying i gave the guy a thumb. im not a bandwagonner faggot.. i did read what he said, the point of it was just to make a stupid little comment and hopefully hed respond saying something like "thanks pal. good day." and that would be that. but you little tempermental faggots jump at any chance you get to thumb someone down and show how big and powerful you think you are. stay as an anon big guy, really shows you have some balls.
#117 to #114 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
Did you seriously read his comment and think "Oh I read his comment but I'm just going to say I didn't so he can tell me 'thanks pal, good day' because I feel lonely" seriously, who does that? You're not a woman so stop thinking like one. p.s. not everyone that visits this site has an account.
User avatar #124 to #117 - schwarzenschwanz (07/09/2012) [-]
i actually am i woman... cute picture by the way. i remember when i used to use picture with my comment to try and "get someone" or "own" them..
#125 to #124 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
It's funny how you're trying to pass off as a woman when on your profile it says you're a man, that just makes it even more pathetic.
User avatar #126 to #125 - schwarzenschwanz (07/09/2012) [-]
wow someone hasnt heard of joking... calm down. its the internet.
#127 to #126 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
calm down? I'm not the one trying to pass off as a woman, you must have some gay intentions. Now it makes sense why you would pretend to give that guy the "I didn't read your comment" compliment.
User avatar #128 to #127 - schwarzenschwanz (07/09/2012) [-]
ya thats makes perfect sense. your logic is poopy. i win.
#129 to #128 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
Thanks bro, I knew you would see it my way, thanks for the compliment but I'm not gay so don't try and hit on me. Calm down with the compliments guy.
User avatar #130 to #129 - schwarzenschwanz (07/09/2012) [-]
i am fire you are glue, i am hot and you likes the poo.
#131 to #130 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
did you just call yourself gay? homo.
User avatar #119 to #37 - allamericandude ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
Thanks pal. Good day.
#65 to #27 - brennanx (07/08/2012) [-]
That reminded me of my crappy ski story. I was skiing with my brother in a deep snow area, so you had to keep moving fast. My brother wasn't very good so he was blasting through there, mostly on one leg trying to stay balanced. I saw a pretty squirrel so I stopped to look. I forgot about deep snow and sunk down to my waist in less than 3 seconds. My skis got covered with snow, and I couldn't get them off so I was stuck.
Mfw 15 minutes later being rescued
#22 - theoriginaltyson (07/08/2012) [-]
MFW I'm really bad at both snowboarding and skiing even after numerous years of lessons and don't plan on ever going to a ski hill again unless it's to go tubing
MFW I'm really bad at both snowboarding and skiing even after numerous years of lessons and don't plan on ever going to a ski hill again unless it's to go tubing
#32 to #22 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
What show is this from?
#69 to #32 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
ed, edd, and eddy
#64 to #32 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
Dork
#39 to #32 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
how 			*******		 old are you?
how ******* old are you?
#38 to #32 - caesarflickerman (07/08/2012) [-]
I cannot believe you just said that...its from Ed, Edd, and Eddy...and so is this pic
User avatar #41 to #22 - graphically (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm bad at both skiing and snowboarding because my family can't afford either.
#26 to #22 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 - youraccountsucks (07/08/2012) [-]
**youraccountsucks rolled user amozi **
**youraccountsucks rolled user amozi **
User avatar #91 to #52 - shaunr (07/08/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #110 to #52 - wolfmango (07/08/2012) [-]
i watch the show for the plot and comedy
#55 - Deception ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #6436378 at FJ Pony Thread ** my skill level
User avatar #57 to #55 - herpederpderp ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
your skill level is Murdoc. Not bad
#6 - datargumme (07/07/2012) [-]
I have done the last one myself, i was around 9 or so, it was second day of skiing in my life, and i chose the steepest slope resulting in me being in a hospital with a doctor telling me that i allmost broke my back.
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#9 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
storytime!
-be 14
-learn to snowboard
-bunny hop slope infinite times
-pro status, expert hill time
-'snowboard' vertical deathtrap
-900mile per hour descent
-bump ahead
- ****
-houston we have a problem
-Olympic world record jump
-break assbone
-ohthankgod scoot broken ass all the way down the slope
me supermanning that ****
#12 - flingwing (07/07/2012) [-]
>been skiing since i was 3
>on varsity ski team
>mfw seeing the failures fail
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#66 to #12 - hazmaat (07/08/2012) [-]
>Alpine snowboarder
>Getting made fun of by all the douche bag snowboarders who are knocking kids over, flying down slopes and being overall inconsiderate assholes.
>MFW I see one of them later, screaming like a whiny bitch because he broke his arm and yelling at the patrol, telling them not to cut his flashy fag jacket, then the guy turning around to say "Shut up or I will let go of the sled".
******* win
User avatar #115 to #66 - wolfmango (07/08/2012) [-]
my greatest moment to this day at skiing was when michele obama and her kids went skiing in colorado while i was there and was surrounded by bodyguards and a wild douchebag appears and starts being a prick to everyone and im preety sure even moced the obama children and then when going down the hill one of the secret service men goes out of his way to knock him on his ass
#34 to #12 - drewsky (07/08/2012) [-]
>Never been skiing before   
>Hears this chick laughing at me   
>MFW
>Never been skiing before
>Hears this chick laughing at me
>MFW
#68 - kjpuffin (07/08/2012) [-]
Snowboarders: The bane of my existence.
User avatar #71 to #68 - iRetaliate (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm a snowboarder, and even I hate most snowboarders. LIke... snowboarding is MUCH easier than skiing, if you need to be a little bitch and go downhill sideways, than you don't need to even be on a mountain.
User avatar #73 to #71 - AngryRedMidget (07/08/2012) [-]
Going through glades is far more fun on a snowboard though
User avatar #122 to #73 - iRetaliate (07/08/2012) [-]
Substantially less dangerous, yeah. Still not very fun.
User avatar #132 to #122 - AngryRedMidget (07/09/2012) [-]
Bah, it's my favorite aspect of the sport
User avatar #133 to #132 - iRetaliate (07/09/2012) [-]
It used to be mine too until I rammed straight into a tree and completely shattered my shoulder. That was 10 years ago, and I still have occasional pain.
User avatar #16 - Tsquared ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
on the black diamond

little kids who are ridiculously better than you
#49 - sweateagle (07/08/2012) [-]
More like lateral skill levels.
#36 - wtfmang (07/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - idividedbyzero (07/07/2012) [-]
just sayin... the intermediate jumps are because of skiers... not snow boarders. I am prepared for red thumbs
#4 to #1 - defeatawkwardness (07/07/2012) [-]
In my experience, skiiers don't spend much time sitting on the hill, if only for the fact that it's ******* hard to get back up again. So it makes sense that snowboarders (not all of them, just the ones that you and I both know exist) that spend half the night on their ass are the ones building the stupid jumps.
User avatar #5 to #4 - idividedbyzero (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I'm talking about the mogles. It's cause mostly by skiers.
#75 to #5 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
>first year snowboarding   
>friend (skier) tells me to go on the mogles with her   
>why the 			****		 not? (not knowing what the 			****		 they were)   
>break arm   
>Friend: "Well mogles are a lot harder for snowboarders, and its your first year..."   
mfw
>first year snowboarding
>friend (skier) tells me to go on the mogles with her
>why the **** not? (not knowing what the **** they were)
>break arm
>Friend: "Well mogles are a lot harder for snowboarders, and its your first year..."
mfw
User avatar #76 to #75 - idividedbyzero (07/08/2012) [-]
I can relate entirely dude. First time snowboarding, my dad being a skier he's like c'mon it's easy, just carve it! next thing I know the front of my board digs into the snow and I'm sliding down the mountain on my face.
#42 - mstatebulldog (07/08/2012) [-]
**mstatebulldog rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at this rage face **
User avatar #56 to #42 - finalkai (07/08/2012) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#62 to #56 - anon (07/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #23 - DANjustYEAH (07/08/2012) [-]
In the snow park:

Kids ruining all the jumps
Skiers getting tangled up
Snowboarders having picnics
#43 - bleeduntildeath (07/08/2012) [-]
to be fair.... I'm the douchebag that pushed the kid down the expert slope
User avatar #79 - Warzonebeta (07/08/2012) [-]
Double Black Diamond
Me screaming obscenities as I blaze past you at ludicrous speed after some jackass pushed me out of his way while I was crossing the slope to get to the green area.

Front window facing slope at the main lodge.
Me and an ambulance . Also some little **** pointing and laughing, unaware that I am fully awake and have a ski pole that I'm about to put to good use.
+1
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User avatar #14 - Midirr (07/07/2012) [-]
Too much hating on snowboarders for my taste.
Skiers are often a worse plague.
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