And you thought 4G was fast. How's everyone's summer going?. A single sperm has in it, That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of around 1, _
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And you thought 4G was fast

How's everyone's summer going?

A single sperm has
in it,
That means a normal
ejaculation represents a data
transfer of around 1, _ GB
in about 3 seconds, and you
thaught was fast
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Submitted: 07/07/2012
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#3 - empithree (07/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
well then.. who has the biggest bandwidth?
User avatar #23 - aamann ONLINE (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Reposting my favorite comment from when something with this same information was posted before.

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.

2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.

3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.

4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.

5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1.6875 Š¢erabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1.5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one data package, thereby being the best hardware firewall in the world!
#12 - yonyon (07/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hi Guise, just bought a new bittorrent client.
#64 - Roidrage (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My testicles.
#61 - HOtaconE (07/07/2012) [-]
That makes the Vagina the most powerful Firewall in the world, withstanding a DDoS attack of bloody 1587 gigs in just 3 seconds, but if even one of those 37 MB data packets gets through, it paralyzes the system for 9 months!
#81 - snaikravdra (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
they need to switch from 4G to Orgy, it would be hella quick
#159 - unncommon (07/08/2012) [-]
Who would of known that my sock can hold more data than my thumb drive?
Who would of known that my sock can hold more data than my thumb drive?
User avatar #116 - MJM (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Pretty lame if you ask me, the packet loss is horrible considering only one makes it through, also the compression rate is horrible considering each packet is holding the same data.
#11 - cjdelly (07/07/2012) [-]
that means its a data transfer of 529 GB per second. hence a baby is 529 X 60 X 60 X 24 X 7 X 4 X 9 = 11517811200 GB worth of information. not to mention the 40+ years worth of update for becoming an adult.
#108 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dear women:
SHUT YOUR GODDAMN ******* MOUTHS, CUNTS! YOU ARE ******* WORTHLESS! YOU ARE NOT SMART, WE DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS TO SHOW YOUR TITS AND ASS AND TO CARRY AROUND A FEW ******* HOLES THAT FEEL GOOD WHEN WRAPPED AROUND MY GODDAMN COCK!
That's right, all a women is is a vessel for a cunt, mouth and asshole that are just begging to get ******* filled with cock. Women are the useless skin around a cunt. Goddamn bitches, NO ONE ******* LIKES YOU! YOU'RE JUST A SEX TOY MADE OF MEAT FOR GUYS TO ENJOY! THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR EXISTANCE, TO BE USED LIKE A FLESHLIGHT WITH ARMS AND LEGS THAT MOANS! *THAT'S IT*
Your life is ******* worthless you goddamn sluts. Every day thousands of women around the world have their clits cut off, get raped and [url deleted] the USA women get killed and raped daily, yet you ******* dumb cunts still spend all of your cash just to look pretty enough so one of us superior males will **** your goddamn holes. YOU BITCHES LOVE COCK *THAT* MUCH AND YET YOU CRY WHEN A GUY GIVES IT TO YOU AND CALL IT RAPE? **** YOU! GO BACK TO SHOWING TITS AND GETTING ****** AND NEVER OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AGAIN... 'cept to take cock.
#34 - organicglory (07/07/2012) [-]
I use a blacklight to reveal all my hidden information
#29 - charlienash (07/07/2012) [-]
Normal ejaculation represents a data transfer around 1,587GB in about 3 seconds...

Kim Dotcom "MEGA will return. Bigger. Better. Faster. Evolution!"
#19 - BradStevens (07/07/2012) [-]
I've made several large and fast data transfers to my tissues
User avatar #226 - ffx ONLINE (07/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Body sends 1,587GB of information (37.5MB x number of repeats)
>Only 37.5MB/1,587GB makes it to egg.
>Human body is the worst data sender ever.
User avatar #38 - mrfourtysevenman (07/07/2012) [-]
this is 2012 we say 1.5 terabytes now.
#228 - raprockcar (07/08/2012) [-]
You were saying?
User avatar #39 - IceViper (07/07/2012) [-]
im pretty sure i saw that on sexfacts from pornhub
User avatar #6 - scotlandspie (07/07/2012) [-]
We shall fashion a phone from this knowledge and forevermore call it, OP'S MOUTH!!!

AHAHAHAHA im crazy
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