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Mother Nature is Awesome

Mother Nature is Awesome. Where do I get the boner spyder?. Nature is awesome Earwigs have two penises. This is convenient in case one of them snaps off. The fe

Where do I get the boner spyder?

Nature is
awesome
Earwigs have two penises. This is
convenient in case one of them
snaps off.
The female praying mantis
sometimes eats the male’: head
while they mate.
on baby... Wus ll good fur you loo?
The oldest now living person is 115 years old.
This await the Turritopsis nutricula, is
potentially Immortal.
You read that right. This guy has the potential of immortality.
This tree stands in Sweden.
It' s 9550 years old.
The was are that old; the trunk is _ around we was old.)
some people think that in l lifetime,
you swallow spiders in your sleep.
This is very Incorrect.
It' s actually unlikely you’ ll ever
swallow one single spider.
There is an average of 50, 000 spiders
per acre in green areas.
This would make Central Park in New
York home to about 25 million spiders.
A pig' s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
There' s a spider whose bites can
cause an erection that la t for hours,
A group of owls is called a parliament.
These are real insects.
These are real sea creatures.
The happiness of the bee and the
dolphin is to exist. For man it is to
know that and to wonder at it."
Jacques Vvas (ousters
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#4 - rowdyzorz (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm thinking a 3 way with these animals would be intense.
#48 - misterwasis (07/07/2012) [-]
Those sea creatures look like chill ************* .

The insects look like living rape and murder.
User avatar #376 to #48 - RisenLichen (07/07/2012) [-]
Most of the sea creatures there are poisonous too...
#444 to #6 - sythraxx (07/07/2012) [-]
I want to catch that
I want to catch that
#119 to #6 - cjasper (07/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #273 to #6 - whiteniggers (07/07/2012) [-]
The creature is called a Blue Glaucus. Check that **** out. It's awesome.
#305 - potatoace (07/07/2012) [-]
Do not be fooled, its Ditto!
#311 to #305 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Fool. It is really a Wynaut *to lazy to find a picture of Wynaut*
User avatar #77 to #72 - fieryflare (07/07/2012) [-]
its mudkip
User avatar #144 to #72 - ganoninthepit (07/07/2012) [-]
see cretur pls
#89 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
That tree is HOW OLD?!
That tree is HOW OLD?!
#359 - Xedan (07/07/2012) [-]
It was begging for it
#169 - salrith (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone fiinally got the spider myth right.
Someone fiinally got the spider myth right.
#193 to #169 - headhunternl (07/07/2012) [-]
I know, right?
#2 - jackmehoff (07/06/2012) [-]
damn nature
damn nature
#301 - mankey ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
There is also an immortal species of lobster. Aqua-zoologists believe there may be giant lobsters living at the bottom of the oceans that are thousands of years old.
User avatar #426 to #301 - pokemonstheshiz (07/07/2012) [-]
There are several species of animals that are considered immortal in that they don't have a maximum life expectancy or size
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#423 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of faggots is called 9gag.
#394 - imsociallyakward (07/07/2012) [-]
I can't find any Viagra. Alright let's do this. LEEROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY....
User avatar #403 to #394 - onceman (07/07/2012) [-]
But you die after so...
#412 to #403 - imsociallyakward (07/07/2012) [-]
probably could last the night, but yeah
#379 - ChippiAble (07/07/2012) [-]
Venom took over a caterpillar
#265 - rhinoraptor (07/07/2012) [-]
A group of baboons is called a congress.
#373 to #265 - notsureifanon (07/07/2012) [-]
Isn't it the other way around?
Isn't it the other way around?
#188 - trollins (07/07/2012) [-]
You thought you were safe in the comments.
User avatar #191 to #188 - greyshirt ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
******* mosquito landed on my face when I read your comment, I don't care if this ****** doesn't have wings, I nearly **** myself.
#176 - JamesCraft (07/07/2012) [-]
Stage 1
#184 to #176 - jubub (07/07/2012) [-]
It looks so happy!! :D   
   
here, have a .gif of an otter :3
It looks so happy!! :D

here, have a .gif of an otter :3
#178 to #177 - JamesCraft (07/07/2012) [-]
Stage 3. FINAL FORM!!
#189 to #178 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
but...but...mudkip evovles into marshstomp and then swampert
User avatar #204 to #189 - evilanakie (07/07/2012) [-]
so do you mean that this isnt even its final form
=3
User avatar #192 to #189 - JamesCraft (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm a 90's kid. I only really know the first two generations. My bad.
User avatar #279 to #192 - andimac (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm a 90s kid. I know every pokemon. Cos i still play it. S'wrong with you?
#123 - Seikyuu (07/07/2012) [-]
The spider that gives you boners is the Brazilian Wandering Spider. It's the most venomous spider on the planet. It doesn't always use it's venom, but when it does you get a day long boner, and a day left to live with (I believe) no cure. It's also known as the "Banana spider" because it often climbs up to banana bunches in trees. Why? 2 reasons, to lay eggs in the bananas, and pounce down on prey. Here's a pic of it.
#147 to #123 - puffyspd (07/07/2012) [-]
Oh my god. What if you ate one of the bananas and all those spiders hatched in your stomach.
User avatar #183 to #147 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
that wouldnt happen. thank science for stomach acid.
#151 to #147 - Seikyuu (07/07/2012) [-]
Nothing pleasant would come of it, I assure you.
#319 to #147 - slashendrix (07/07/2012) [-]
It would be like a life-time supply of Viagra.
#354 - tyroneasaurus (07/07/2012) [-]
So you're telling me the last two are REAL?!
#333 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
wat
#283 - localcatbarber (07/07/2012) [-]
I now hate frogs.
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