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Mother Nature is Awesome

Where do I get the boner spyder?

Nature is
Earwigs have two penises. This is
convenient in case one of them
snaps off.
The female praying mantis
sometimes eats the male’: head
while they mate.
on baby... Wus ll good fur you loo?
The oldest now living person is 115 years old.
This await the Turritopsis nutricula, is
potentially Immortal.
You read that right. This guy has the potential of immortality.
This tree stands in Sweden.
It' s 9550 years old.
The was are that old; the trunk is _ around we was old.)
some people think that in l lifetime,
you swallow spiders in your sleep.
This is very Incorrect.
It' s actually unlikely you’ ll ever
swallow one single spider.
There is an average of 50, 000 spiders
per acre in green areas.
This would make Central Park in New
York home to about 25 million spiders.
A pig' s ****** lasts 30 minutes.
There' s a spider whose bites can
cause an erection that la t for hours,
A group of owls is called a parliament.
These are real insects.
These are real sea creatures.
The happiness of the bee and the
dolphin is to exist. For man it is to
know that and to wonder at it."
Jacques Vvas (ousters
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Submitted: 07/06/2012
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User avatar #466 - Just Another Guy (07/07/2012) [-]
Within 1 pound of penut butter you can have up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rhodent hairs - so happy I haven't eaten it since i was super little xD
#463 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
I'd like a be a pig for a day. A 30 minute ****** ? **** , man.
#462 - ultimateninja (07/07/2012) [-]
MFW scroll to real insects.
MFW scroll to real insects.
User avatar #459 - hilariousxusername (07/07/2012) [-]
#458 - mahooganboi (07/07/2012) [-]
ARACHNOPHOBIA, 						****					 YOU
#457 - jackchillin (07/07/2012) [-]
I don't want to live on this planet any more
I don't want to live on this planet any more
User avatar #456 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/07/2012) [-]
Number 4 on the real insects...'Paint me like one of your french girls'
#455 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Anyone else wondering why or how the earwig would lose a penis?
User avatar #453 - kingdragon (07/07/2012) [-]
For the 4th one up what is that called?

(Under Sea Creatures)
#464 to #453 - Monkeyhaterz (07/07/2012) [-]
Glaucus atlanticus
#452 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
MFW those bugs exist.
User avatar #450 - firesquire (07/07/2012) [-]
i want double penis!
User avatar #460 to #450 - zigzagderpaderp (07/07/2012) [-]
you'd need two mouths for that.
User avatar #449 - graphically (07/07/2012) [-]
All the things I can now say I've *********** to.
#447 - washund (07/07/2012) [-]
and now i have mi new mission of life, i shall find that spider
User avatar #461 to #447 - Monkeyhaterz (07/07/2012) [-]
It's called a Wandering Spider, or a Banana Spider. After your massive 4 hour long erection, you'll suffer from heart failure and then die. Enjoy it while you can lol.
#465 to #461 - washund (07/07/2012) [-]
well, i just have to take the best of that 4 hours
well, i just have to take the best of that 4 hours
#445 - bluwalrus (07/07/2012) [-]
you gotta give a spider warning bro. You made me flip my labtop.

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User avatar #442 - slandersalamander ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
I have an intense fear of bugs

You made me hyperventilate
#441 - Goshikku (07/07/2012) [-]
Bottom-left sea creature reminded me of this guy.
User avatar #440 - zawxse (07/07/2012) [-]
animal sex, animal sex, old **** , funny, cool, animal sex, spider boner, funny name funny name, "theses are real insects" "huh.. tha- NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE"
phew, next section.
"these are real sea critters" "oh that cant be worse than the insc- NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE"
#437 - hauntzor (07/07/2012) [-]
This is a Sea Butterfly, and it was the main inspiration for Phione.
#434 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
that jellyfish's immortality comes from the fact that it reverts back into a spore/baby/ ************************ . similar to how The Doctor regenerates except that the jellyfish doesnt have a limit to how many times it can do it.
#433 - zombiemmy (07/07/2012) [-]
:l bastard.. I am terrified of spiders.. even just seeing a picture or a video of a spider scares the **** outta me... especially close ups.. so thanks.. D: I wont be sleepin tonight
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