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Nature is
Earwigs have two penises. This is
convenient in case one of them
snaps off.
The female praying mantis
sometimes eats the male’: head
while they mate.
on baby... Wus ll good fur you loo?
The oldest now living person is 115 years old.
This await the Turritopsis nutricula, is
potentially Immortal.
You read that right. This guy has the potential of immortality.
This tree stands in Sweden.
It' s 9550 years old.
The was are that old; the trunk is _ around we was old.)
some people think that in l lifetime,
you swallow spiders in your sleep.
This is very Incorrect.
It' s actually unlikely you’ ll ever
swallow one single spider.
There is an average of 50, 000 spiders
per acre in green areas.
This would make Central Park in New
York home to about 25 million spiders.
A pig' s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
There' s a spider whose bites can
cause an erection that la t for hours,
A group of owls is called a parliament.
These are real insects.
These are real sea creatures.
The happiness of the bee and the
dolphin is to exist. For man it is to
know that and to wonder at it."
Jacques Vvas (ousters
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Submitted: 07/06/2012
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#4 - rowdyzorz (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm thinking a 3 way with these animals would be intense.
#6 - penisvaginaman (07/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#176 - JamesCraft (07/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Stage 1
#178 to #177 - JamesCraft (07/07/2012) [-]
Stage 3. FINAL FORM!!
#48 - misterwasis (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Those sea creatures look like chill ************* .

The insects look like living rape and murder.
#188 - trollins (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You thought you were safe in the comments.
#72 - Natelawl (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#305 - potatoace (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Do not be fooled, its Ditto!
#359 - Xedan (07/07/2012) [-]
It was begging for it
#169 - salrith (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Someone fiinally got the spider myth right.
Someone fiinally got the spider myth right.
#2 - jackmehoff (07/06/2012) [-]
damn nature
damn nature
#301 - mankey ONLINE (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There is also an immortal species of lobster. Aqua-zoologists believe there may be giant lobsters living at the bottom of the oceans that are thousands of years old.
#394 - imsociallyakward (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I can't find any Viagra. Alright let's do this. LEEROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY....
#379 - ChippiAble (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Venom took over a caterpillar
#265 - rhinoraptor (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A group of baboons is called a congress.
#216 - mcderfenschmirt (07/07/2012) [-]
Mfw insects.
Mfw insects.
#123 - Seikyuu (07/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The spider that gives you boners is the Brazilian Wandering Spider. It's the most venomous spider on the planet. It doesn't always use it's venom, but when it does you get a day long boner, and a day left to live with (I believe) no cure. It's also known as the "Banana spider" because it often climbs up to banana bunches in trees. Why? 2 reasons, to lay eggs in the bananas, and pounce down on prey. Here's a pic of it.
#354 - tyroneasaurus (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So you're telling me the last two are REAL?!
#283 - localcatbarber (07/07/2012) [-]
I now hate frogs.
#28 - mererightnow (07/07/2012) [-]
Those god damn insects....
#326 - willcutting (07/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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