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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLAN E.... An atheist was seated next to a little
girl en an airplane and he turned to her and said, "De yeu want
talk'? Flights go quicker if you strike up a with your
fellow passenger."
The little girl, whe had just started read her book, replied the
total stranger, "What would {mu want talk about'?"
Oh, I den' t knew," said the atheist. "Haw about why there is
God, or he Heaven er Hell, or we life after death'?" as he smiled
sriusly.
OK," she said. "These could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a COW, and a deer ail eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
suppose that is'?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl' s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hamm, I hauo rue idea."
Te which the little girl replies, "Do yeu really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when yeu don 't
knew *****?''
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#18 - drummingfool
Reply +84
(07/07/2012) [-]
Things I don't understand:
1. The meaning of life
2. why everyone can't shut the **** up about their religious beliefs
#90 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2012) [-]
The meaning of life is brutally simple - exist and reproduce. Somewhere along the line us humans got smart and realised this and to suddenly we all wanted to differentiate ourselves from one another. Over time a society was enforces that served to allow our species to feel "different" from one another, us a way of padding up the simplicity that is our purpose. My guess is that this superficial way of making ourselves significant will continue to get more and more extreme and this difference will cause more and more wars until there is one massive nuclear war that leaves our human species with a lower cognitive ability, society and its false pretence will evaporate and we will go back to simply existing and ******* again and the cycle will continue with evolution. I am quite high right now.

inb4 tl;dr
#50 to #18 - ilovehitler
Reply +58
(07/07/2012) [-]
3. Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
#167 to #50 - dastonarman
Reply +4
(07/07/2012) [-]
******* A

9/10
#65 to #50 - brianhanerjr
Reply +1
(07/07/2012) [-]
I think I'll go eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch now
#209 to #50 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2012) [-]
laughing that is
#207 to #50 - apillow
Reply 0
(07/07/2012) [-]
I love you
I love you
#74 - opisprettycoolguy
Reply +19
(07/07/2012) [-]
Ummm, because the horse cow and deer all have different biological constitutions meaning that what they excrete will all obviously be different?
#76 - MasterManiac
Reply +9
(07/07/2012) [-]
The new generation of self-righteous atheists are worse than Jehovah's witnesses.
#79 to #76 - antiphates
Reply +14
(07/07/2012) [-]
I've never met any atheist randomly grabbing me in town and asking "want to know why I don't believe in God?"

Just saying.
#212 to #79 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2012) [-]
But I've met countless self-righteous, pretentious atheists who pontificate at others when the subject of religion is not even brought up.
#110 - DoctorDinosaur ONLINE
Reply +11
(07/07/2012) [-]
This begs the obvious question, where the **** were that little girl's parents?
#122 to #110 - rangerofthesea
Reply +4
(07/07/2012) [-]
obviously that "little girl" was Artemis fowl...world famous girl look alike genius!
#173 - ruinsage
Reply +10
(07/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
now stop bitching
#162 - datargumme
Reply +8
(07/07/2012) [-]
I just dont get why an adult would start such a topic with a little girl?
And it appears that the adult cant into biology.
#178 to #162 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2012) [-]
thumbs for awesome pic
#203 to #162 - telfyr
Reply 0
(07/07/2012) [-]
i have no idea what that just said but i'm assuming that's the joke
#135 - desuforeverlulz
Reply +8
(07/07/2012) [-]
>comparing the topic of **** to God and the afterlife
#33 - SpcRamon
Reply +8
(07/07/2012) [-]
1. Who in their right mind will start off like that.
2. Depending on the "Little" Girl's age, she doesn't sound like one.
3. Digestive Tracts
4. This sounds more like a Christian joke that the over religious pass among each other to make themselves feel smarter.
5. I already had my religious crap today, thanks to my stupid aunt and her beef against Richard Gere and his view on god.
#63 to #33 - drewsky
Reply 0
(07/07/2012) [-]
It's the extremists in every culture/system of beliefs that ruin everything.
#147 - twofacedent
Reply +7
(07/07/2012) [-]
I have problems with this

First, a little girl wouldn't even know the meaning of the phrase "you don't know ****" enough to turn it into a joke

Second. if the atheist's topic of choice is religion (or lack of it) **** him, I hate those guys. Hypocrites

That is all, carry on
#125 - technoticacid
Reply +7
(07/07/2012) [-]
>take funny joke
>pound religion into it
>take away all funny