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Well..... amidoinitright?. LITTLE GIRL ON A PLAN E.... An atheist was seated next to a little girl en an airplane and he turned to her and said, "De yeu want ta


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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLAN E.... An atheist was seated next to a little
girl en an airplane and he turned to her and said, "De yeu want
talk'? Flights go quicker if you strike up a with your
fellow passenger."
The little girl, whe had just started read her book, replied the
total stranger, "What would {mu want talk about'?"
Oh, I den' t knew," said the atheist. "Haw about why there is
God, or he Heaven er Hell, or we life after death'?" as he smiled
OK," she said. "These could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a COW, and a deer ail eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
suppose that is'?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl' s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hamm, I hauo rue idea."
Te which the little girl replies, "Do yeu really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when yeu don 't
knew shit'?''
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #18 - drummingfool
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(07/07/2012) [-]
Things I don't understand:
1. The meaning of life
2. why everyone can't shut the **** up about their religious beliefs
#90 to #18 - anon id: a83f201d
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The meaning of life is brutally simple - exist and reproduce. Somewhere along the line us humans got smart and realised this and to suddenly we all wanted to differentiate ourselves from one another. Over time a society was enforces that served to allow our species to feel "different" from one another, us a way of padding up the simplicity that is our purpose. My guess is that this superficial way of making ourselves significant will continue to get more and more extreme and this difference will cause more and more wars until there is one massive nuclear war that leaves our human species with a lower cognitive ability, society and its false pretence will evaporate and we will go back to simply existing and ******* again and the cycle will continue with evolution. I am quite high right now.

inb4 tl;dr
User avatar #50 to #18 - ilovehitler
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(07/07/2012) [-]
3. Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
User avatar #167 to #50 - dastonarman
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(07/07/2012) [-]
******* A

User avatar #65 to #50 - brianhanerjr
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(07/07/2012) [-]
I think I'll go eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch now
#209 to #50 - anon id: 5563f7f1
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(07/07/2012) [-]
laughing that is
#207 to #50 - apillow
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(07/07/2012) [-]
I love you
I love you
#74 - opisprettycoolguy
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(07/07/2012) [-]
Ummm, because the horse cow and deer all have different biological constitutions meaning that what they excrete will all obviously be different?
#76 - MasterManiac
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(07/07/2012) [-]
The new generation of self-righteous atheists are worse than Jehovah's witnesses.
User avatar #79 to #76 - antiphates
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(07/07/2012) [-]
I've never met any atheist randomly grabbing me in town and asking "want to know why I don't believe in God?"

Just saying.
#212 to #79 - anon id: ae41f952
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(07/07/2012) [-]
But I've met countless self-righteous, pretentious atheists who pontificate at others when the subject of religion is not even brought up.
User avatar #110 - DoctorDinosaur
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(07/07/2012) [-]
This begs the obvious question, where the **** were that little girl's parents?
User avatar #122 to #110 - rangerofthesea
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(07/07/2012) [-]
obviously that "little girl" was Artemis fowl...world famous girl look alike genius!
#173 - ruinsage
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(07/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
now stop bitching
#162 - datargumme
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(07/07/2012) [-]
I just dont get why an adult would start such a topic with a little girl?
And it appears that the adult cant into biology.
#178 to #162 - anon id: 6a566af6
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(07/07/2012) [-]
thumbs for awesome pic
#203 to #162 - telfyr
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(07/07/2012) [-]
i have no idea what that just said but i'm assuming that's the joke
#135 - desuforeverlulz
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(07/07/2012) [-]
>comparing the topic of **** to God and the afterlife
User avatar #33 - SpcRamon
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(07/07/2012) [-]
1. Who in their right mind will start off like that.
2. Depending on the "Little" Girl's age, she doesn't sound like one.
3. Digestive Tracts
4. This sounds more like a Christian joke that the over religious pass among each other to make themselves feel smarter.
5. I already had my religious crap today, thanks to my stupid aunt and her beef against Richard Gere and his view on god.
User avatar #63 to #33 - drewsky
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(07/07/2012) [-]
It's the extremists in every culture/system of beliefs that ruin everything.
User avatar #125 - technoticacid
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(07/07/2012) [-]
>take funny joke
>pound religion into it
>take away all funny
User avatar #84 - SwiftNinja
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(07/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for making me look like a bad person because I don't have a religion.
User avatar #85 to #84 - SwiftNinja
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(07/07/2012) [-]
"Most athiests think they're smarter/better"
Complete ******* ********. 99/100 of us are just normal people without a religion.
#92 to #85 - anon id: 39b80991
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(07/07/2012) [-]
yet still over 2 third of the world believe in a religion.
User avatar #94 to #92 - SwiftNinja
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(07/07/2012) [-]
99/100 of us as in 99/100 athiests.