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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLAN E.... An atheist was seated next to a little
girl en an airplane and he turned to her and said, "De yeu want
talk'? Flights go quicker if you strike up a with your
fellow passenger."
The little girl, whe had just started read her book, replied the
total stranger, "What would {mu want talk about'?"
Oh, I den' t knew," said the atheist. "Haw about why there is
God, or he Heaven er Hell, or we life after death'?" as he smiled
OK," she said. "These could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a COW, and a deer ail eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
suppose that is'?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl' s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hamm, I hauo rue idea."
Te which the little girl replies, "Do yeu really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when yeu don 't
knew ***** ?''
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User avatar #18 - drummingfool (07/07/2012) [-]
Things I don't understand:
1. The meaning of life
2. why everyone can't shut the **** up about their religious beliefs
#90 to #18 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
The meaning of life is brutally simple - exist and reproduce. Somewhere along the line us humans got smart and realised this and to suddenly we all wanted to differentiate ourselves from one another. Over time a society was enforces that served to allow our species to feel "different" from one another, us a way of padding up the simplicity that is our purpose. My guess is that this superficial way of making ourselves significant will continue to get more and more extreme and this difference will cause more and more wars until there is one massive nuclear war that leaves our human species with a lower cognitive ability, society and its false pretence will evaporate and we will go back to simply existing and ******* again and the cycle will continue with evolution. I am quite high right now.

inb4 tl;dr
User avatar #50 to #18 - ilovehitler (07/07/2012) [-]
3. Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
User avatar #167 to #50 - dastonarman (07/07/2012) [-]
******* A

User avatar #65 to #50 - brianhanerjr (07/07/2012) [-]
I think I'll go eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch now
#209 to #50 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
laughing that is
#207 to #50 - apillow (07/07/2012) [-]
I love you
I love you
#74 - opisprettycoolguy (07/07/2012) [-]
Ummm, because the horse cow and deer all have different biological constitutions meaning that what they excrete will all obviously be different?
User avatar #110 - DoctorDinosaur (07/07/2012) [-]
This begs the obvious question, where the **** were that little girl's parents?
User avatar #122 to #110 - rangerofthesea (07/07/2012) [-]
obviously that "little girl" was Artemis fowl...world famous girl look alike genius!
#173 - ruinsage (07/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
now stop bitching
#14 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
The size (and consistency) of an animal's excrement is directly proportionate to the degree of efficiency with which said animal can metabolize nutrients within their system. Deer, along with giraffes, cats, and several other animals perform this process with a high degree of efficiency, and generate small, compact 'pellets' of feces. Less efficient animals, such as cows, bears, and others leave more substance in their poop since they can't absorb as many nutrients, and hence produce larger 'patties' of feces.

So can I deny God now?
#19 to #14 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Well you certainly know enough **** to be a biblical scholar... So yeah, discuss away my anon friend, discuss away.
#22 to #19 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Original Anon here, and I also know enough about my bible to be a **** scholar. Though I prefer a more scholarly environment to discuss theology than the FJ comment board. Unless other members who care to act gentlemanly agree to a sophisticated deliberation on these deeper issues.
#139 to #22 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
oh my god you sound like a raging pseudo intellectual right now, and it makes me want to laugh and point at you and call you names.
User avatar #168 - qazzuiop (07/07/2012) [-]
Didn't realize I was on facebook here.
User avatar #137 - koobzacc (07/07/2012) [-]
seems like him being an atheist had nothing to do with the joke
#55 - evigvinter (07/07/2012) [-]
i don't know much about biology but i think the guy could have at least said something like "well it's because the have different digestive systems which extract the nutrients from herbs differently according to their specific organism needs". as much as i hate the children being poisoned with religion, i would most certainly not start a conversation with a child about religion (i'm not a big fan of kids either). either this is fake, or the guy was a newly-"anointed" atheist (which is just as annoying as those who walk up to you on the street and try to convince you that you should join their religion. gives atheists a bad name
#171 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
I know i'm probably going to get downvoted in a sea of red, but I have honestly never met an atheist like that. Who goes around wearing their beliefs like a scarf they're trying to show off to everyone. I mean, I'm an atheist, in fact, a militaristic atheist, meaning I will NOT back down on my beliefs, and I will make Christians looks like complete ******** if they start anything. HOWEVER ************ , I know the ************* decency of not casually being like, oh hey 5 year old, let's discuss things like god, heaven, and hell hur dur.

P.S. a pretty funny comeback to this girls burn would have been:

Well, one requires a doctorate in the anatomy and physiology of animal rectums and digestive systems, while the other requires enough logical sense to not believe in fairies and unicorns. Just saiyan.
#135 - desuforeverlulz (07/07/2012) [-]
>comparing the topic of **** to God and the afterlife
#159 - riotbringer (07/07/2012) [-]
apply a sterile bandage to that burn
apply a sterile bandage to that burn
User avatar #128 - wizardjenkins (07/07/2012) [-]
digestion tracks.
nuff said.
User avatar #125 - technoticacid (07/07/2012) [-]
>take funny joke
>pound religion into it
>take away all funny
User avatar #169 - qazzuiop (07/07/2012) [-]
#180 to #169 - redrummurder (07/07/2012) [-]
I don't know why I laughed at this.
#162 - datargumme (07/07/2012) [-]
I just dont get why an adult would start such a topic with a little girl?
And it appears that the adult cant into biology.
#178 to #162 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
thumbs for awesome pic
#203 to #162 - telfyr ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
i have no idea what that just said but i'm assuming that's the joke
#144 - drmcninja (07/07/2012) [-]
If you replaced the atheist with an extremist evangelical the joke would be exactly the same, but all the atheists in the comments would be loving this joke and not pointing out its flaws. Most of you have probably said this at least once when the situation is flipped, so I'll say it here: "It's just a joke, relax. Its not a very good joke, but you don't all need to get so defensive about it."
User avatar #84 - SwiftNinja (07/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for making me look like a bad person because I don't have a religion.
User avatar #85 to #84 - SwiftNinja (07/07/2012) [-]
"Most athiests think they're smarter/better"
Complete ******* ******** . 99/100 of us are just normal people without a religion.
#92 to #85 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
yet still over 2 third of the world believe in a religion.
User avatar #94 to #92 - SwiftNinja (07/07/2012) [-]
99/100 of us as in 99/100 athiests.
User avatar #33 - SpcRamon (07/07/2012) [-]
1. Who in their right mind will start off like that.
2. Depending on the "Little" Girl's age, she doesn't sound like one.
3. Digestive Tracts
4. This sounds more like a Christian joke that the over religious pass among each other to make themselves feel smarter.
5. I already had my religious crap today, thanks to my stupid aunt and her beef against Richard Gere and his view on god.
User avatar #63 to #33 - drewsky (07/07/2012) [-]
It's the extremists in every culture/system of beliefs that ruin everything.
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