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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLAN E.... An atheist was seated next to a little
girl en an airplane and he turned to her and said, "De yeu want
talk'? Flights go quicker if you strike up a with your
fellow passenger."
The little girl, whe had just started read her book, replied the
total stranger, "What would {mu want talk about'?"
Oh, I den' t knew," said the atheist. "Haw about why there is
God, or he Heaven er Hell, or we life after death'?" as he smiled
sriusly.
OK," she said. "These could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a COW, and a deer ail eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
suppose that is'?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl' s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hamm, I hauo rue idea."
Te which the little girl replies, "Do yeu really feel qualified to
discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when yeu don 't
knew ***** ?''
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Submitted: 07/06/2012
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User avatar #18 - drummingfool (07/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Things I don't understand:
1. The meaning of life
2. why everyone can't shut the **** up about their religious beliefs
#74 - opisprettycoolguy (07/07/2012) [-]
Ummm, because the horse cow and deer all have different biological constitutions meaning that what they excrete will all obviously be different?
#76 - MasterManiac (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The new generation of self-righteous atheists are worse than Jehovah's witnesses.
User avatar #79 to #76 - antiphates (07/07/2012) [-]
I've never met any atheist randomly grabbing me in town and asking "want to know why I don't believe in God?"

Just saying.
User avatar #110 - DoctorDinosaur (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This begs the obvious question, where the **** were that little girl's parents?
#173 - ruinsage (07/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
now stop bitching
#162 - datargumme (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I just dont get why an adult would start such a topic with a little girl?
And it appears that the adult cant into biology.
#135 - desuforeverlulz (07/07/2012) [-]
>comparing the topic of **** to God and the afterlife
User avatar #33 - SpcRamon (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. Who in their right mind will start off like that.
2. Depending on the "Little" Girl's age, she doesn't sound like one.
3. Digestive Tracts
4. This sounds more like a Christian joke that the over religious pass among each other to make themselves feel smarter.
5. I already had my religious crap today, thanks to my stupid aunt and her beef against Richard Gere and his view on god.
#147 - twofacedent (07/07/2012) [-]
I have problems with this

First, a little girl wouldn't even know the meaning of the phrase "you don't know **** " enough to turn it into a joke

Second. if the atheist's topic of choice is religion (or lack of it) **** him, I hate those guys. Hypocrites

That is all, carry on
User avatar #125 - technoticacid (07/07/2012) [-]
>take funny joke
>pound religion into it
>take away all funny
User avatar #84 - SwiftNinja (07/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Thanks for making me look like a bad person because I don't have a religion.
User avatar #85 to #84 - SwiftNinja (07/07/2012) [-]
"Most athiests think they're smarter/better"
Complete ******* ******** . 99/100 of us are just normal people without a religion.
User avatar #169 - qazzuiop (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
AND THAT GIRL WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN.
User avatar #168 - qazzuiop (07/07/2012) [-]
Didn't realize I was on facebook here.
#144 - drmcninja (07/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If you replaced the atheist with an extremist evangelical the joke would be exactly the same, but all the atheists in the comments would be loving this joke and not pointing out its flaws. Most of you have probably said this at least once when the situation is flipped, so I'll say it here: "It's just a joke, relax. Its not a very good joke, but you don't all need to get so defensive about it."
User avatar #137 - koobzacc (07/07/2012) [-]
seems like him being an atheist had nothing to do with the joke
#55 - evigvinter (07/07/2012) [-]
i don't know much about biology but i think the guy could have at least said something like "well it's because the have different digestive systems which extract the nutrients from herbs differently according to their specific organism needs". as much as i hate the children being poisoned with religion, i would most certainly not start a conversation with a child about religion (i'm not a big fan of kids either). either this is fake, or the guy was a newly-"anointed" atheist (which is just as annoying as those who walk up to you on the street and try to convince you that you should join their religion. gives atheists a bad name
User avatar #67 - lavitts (07/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He deserved it. I mean seriously, you don't just go around spouting **** (joke intended) to people to make them seem stupid or feel hurt, especially children. It's bad enough we do it here online, don't do it right to the kids face.

That man wasn't an Athiest, he was an asshole.
User avatar #21 - metalguitarest (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Holy **** that made me laugh
#6 - Crazywithanx (07/07/2012) [-]
I saw this same post on facebook by a super-christian girl who was trying to make atheists look like the dumb ones
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