Post Script. She always does this. I'm going to die alone. inb4 "too bad that never happened" What Actually Happened: My mum and I went out to Chili's fetus titties meep FelipeRuiz Waitress Zelda motherly interve
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Post Script. She always does this. I'm going to die alone. inb4 "too bad that never happened" What Actually Happened: My mum and I went out to Chili's

She always does this. I'm going to die alone.
inb4 "too bad that never happened"
What Actually Happened: My mum and I went out to Chili's on 4 July because she got a $100 gift card from work. The waitress (whose name was legitimately Zelda) brought me free soup and a free dessert. When she brought the cheque, my mum kept hinting at her that I was single. Alas, since she was at work and her manager was watching, I got nothing out of this experience. The end of the comic was a joke I said to mum while driving her home. "You might as well have said 'Zelda, I need something else. Can you bang my son?'"

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My mother and I were enjoying a tth offaly lunch at Chili' s
hello, my name is Zelda,
I' ll be your sewer today
Zelda, the waitress, brought me free soup and free dessert. We also
shared a few misty eyed moments. Needless to say, my mum noticed.
thanks, eagle eye
Mum, no. Last time you "helped"
my girlfriend broke up with me, keyed
my car, and stole my dog.
can I get you two anything else?
Zelda, the service was wonderful.
ajust need one more thing from you.
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User avatar #78 - anonymouzx (07/06/2012) [-]
How did you feel drawing your mothers boobs?
User avatar #280 to #83 - drillur (07/06/2012) [-]
He's right about what? What did he say? Can a question be wrong? The ****
#481 to #78 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
the whole ******* thread below me = <3
#378 to #78 - lastsamurai (07/07/2012) [-]
She did what?
User avatar #107 to #86 - derpiestofhooves (07/06/2012) [-]
C-section, bitch!
#200 to #107 - iliketires ONLINE (07/06/2012) [-]
Ooo a C-Section? That just means you were not born, you were just removed.

Like a cancerous tumor.
User avatar #269 to #200 - lightninghedgehog (07/06/2012) [-]
yes, but i, like him, can kill MacBeth.

your move bitch
User avatar #489 to #269 - graphically (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm going to see that play, so hyped!
#309 to #200 - usernameistoolong (07/06/2012) [-]
i'm a tumor i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor i'm a tumor
#329 to #200 - thatdumbtroll (07/07/2012) [-]
Oh, God. That is too perfect. Time to use this on people!
Oh, God. That is too perfect. Time to use this on people!
#1111 to #329 - thebw (07/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#1116 to #200 - FelipeRuiz (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm glad my content could lay host to this glorious comment
I'm glad my content could lay host to this glorious comment
User avatar #1135 to #200 - TwistedPizzaDude (07/07/2012) [-]
I think it sounds more badass to be surgically removed, compared to sliding out of a vagina
User avatar #520 to #200 - mcstorms (07/07/2012) [-]
reminded me of mcbeth
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User avatar #1121 to #107 - tehlulzbringer (07/07/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter, you still had your penis inside your mother for a whole 9 months
#592 to #86 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
>you're penis

da fuq
#1128 to #592 - demideus (07/07/2012) [-]
there happy?
#1133 to #1128 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
mom's*
User avatar #1137 to #1128 - zstarr (07/07/2012) [-]
Thank-you. I've just been too lazy to fix mine. :p
User avatar #1123 to #592 - killboy (07/07/2012) [-]
And then we was penis.
THe end is was.
#94 to #86 - xnotcreative (07/06/2012) [-]
This instantly killed my laugh...
#98 to #94 - zstarr (07/06/2012) [-]
Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect
#104 to #95 - zstarr (07/06/2012) [-]
Here, have a cookie!
#109 to #104 - thatevanguy (07/06/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir, but do you have any Oreos?
Thank you kind sir, but do you have any Oreos?
#113 to #109 - zstarr (07/06/2012) [-]
I only have OP Oreos!
#116 to #113 - thatevanguy (07/06/2012) [-]
OMFG YES, MY FAVORITE.
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User avatar #210 to #117 - corkscrew (07/06/2012) [-]
no
it's hextupled
or sextupled
User avatar #118 to #113 - thatevanguy (07/06/2012) [-]
Just checked who was nice enough to give me epic oreos, turns out you're a girl, I apologize for my above comment calling you a sir.
User avatar #119 to #118 - zstarr (07/06/2012) [-]
No hard feelings. I'm used to it considering I don't go bragging about my gender all over FJ. :p
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User avatar #143 to #95 - ledaftpunkfan (07/06/2012) [-]
also mom's
#447 to #86 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
I wish I were penis too.
#437 to #86 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
You are penis?
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#620 - mstatebulldog (07/07/2012) [-]
**mstatebulldog rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Scumbag COD community ** your mom gives zero 			*****		 lol
**mstatebulldog rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Scumbag COD community ** your mom gives zero ***** lol
#627 to #620 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Nice roll you got there.
#640 to #620 - inuar (07/07/2012) [-]
**inuar rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Yes, fuck you ** MFW i see your perfect roll
#638 to #620 - Lolzster ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #648 to #620 - tehweave (07/07/2012) [-]
Sweet jesus, my reaction exactly.
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#149 - redwolfradolf (07/06/2012) [-]
I see what you did there....
User avatar #180 to #149 - yentabear (07/06/2012) [-]
I am not a clever man.
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User avatar #564 to #5 - theninjakai (07/07/2012) [-]
Zelda has never put out.
User avatar #14 to #5 - vermillionbobcat (07/06/2012) [-]
Even if he was Link, he should go bang out those guerdo gals instead.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - vermillionbobcat (07/06/2012) [-]
That's a bummer man.
They're a group of women theives that throw you in jail, you escape then kick their asses.
Just beat skyward sword myself, but I still think Ocarina of time is the best.
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User avatar #29 to #17 - devryn (07/06/2012) [-]
why would you sell it to your brother for his kids? sounds like a bad trade to me.
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User avatar #19 to #17 - vermillionbobcat (07/06/2012) [-]
You've made somebody's childhood great doing that.
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#11 to #5 - lolguythesecond (07/06/2012) [-]
Link and Zelda never got together anyways.
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User avatar #252 - rjake (07/06/2012) [-]
Damn, that waitress got some fine legs
#256 to #252 - creosote (07/06/2012) [-]
How did I not notice that!
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User avatar #472 to #102 - wolfmango (07/07/2012) [-]
well thats because op's mom is a whore
User avatar #187 to #102 - pokemonstheshiz (07/06/2012) [-]
Realism
#951 - oodlesandoodles (07/07/2012) [-]
Go back to the restaurant   
   
apologise for your mother's lack of subtlety   
   
ask about her name and interests   
   
make joke that is both witty and clever   
   
bang her on the table
Go back to the restaurant

apologise for your mother's lack of subtlety

ask about her name and interests

make joke that is both witty and clever

bang her on the table
#458 - axlevest (07/07/2012) [-]
anybody else notice that Zelda has no legs
#285 - betterguygreg ONLINE (07/06/2012) [-]
I find it awkward that you gave your mother bigger cleavage than the girl of interest.
I find it awkward that you gave your mother bigger cleavage than the girl of interest.
User avatar #352 to #285 - FelipeRuiz (07/07/2012) [-]
I wanted to do her justice -- I didn't think you guys would take it to the level you did.
User avatar #158 - DiabloStrawhat (07/06/2012) [-]
Mom. The ultimate wingman.
#81 - Flfootball (07/06/2012) [-]
How the mom thought it would go
How the mom thought it would go
#87 to #81 - hewenttojareds (07/06/2012) [-]
look im making love to my computer like the way you're doing
look im making love to my computer like the way you're doing
#542 - pransaculass (07/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Next time, do this
#449 - randomboardgod (07/07/2012) [-]
I wish my mom would ask random girls to bang me...
I wish my mom would ask random girls to bang me...
#440 - cumeater (07/07/2012) [-]
**cumeater rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at Oh Robert ** bang this
User avatar #446 to #440 - FJrulez (07/07/2012) [-]
OKAY!
#459 to #440 - cynicalskin (07/07/2012) [-]
best roll I've seen in a while
#441 to #440 - youcame (07/07/2012) [-]
Happily
Happily
#532 to #441 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
Meaningful conversations with cumeater and youcame.
#365 - Canucklehead (07/07/2012) [-]
JUST GIVE ME THE CHEETOS AND NOBODY'S MOTHER HAS TO BE STRIPPED
#366 to #365 - FelipeRuiz (07/07/2012) [-]
You're a madman
#371 to #365 - anon (07/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #287 to #267 - imabeagoodguy (07/06/2012) [-]
I always knew washing machines were evil bastards
#166 - spidermanthreading (07/06/2012) [-]
He failed to defeat Ganondorf in the end
#44 - angelodeath (07/06/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
#35 - naildis (07/06/2012) [-]
**naildis rolled a random image posted in comment #6522560 at FJ Pony Thread ** Cock blocked by your own mom... Dayum
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