4chan In Love.. . Guys, I need to talk to you all about this. average 18 year old. into town to walk around. into local shop place fer a drink. lili. can I get  Four chan Love Amys ASS win right there
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4chan In Love.

Guys, I need to talk to you all about this.
average 18 year old.
into town to walk around.
into local shop place fer a drink.
lili. can I get a coke?"
behind cc) entertains around.
Sure thing!"
Skives me my drink, then I leek at her again.
is giving me the most amazing smile Ne ever seen.
Uh.. thanks fer the drink."
No problema"
I' m walking away, I hear her say: "GOD, he was SC) cute.
into store as often as I can evanthe next few weeks.
Essentually. I asked her out.
said yes.
got into a serious relationship after having months of happiness together.
time finally came to have sex.
are both incredibly nervous.
get to undressing each ether.
stops halfway.
What' s wrong?"
we go en I need to ask you samething."
Ellie yeti Ieve me?"
C) fcourse I do."
proceed to have the greatest sex ever.
ewe sun rises as we are cuddling together.
Anon. I Ieve yeti SC) much."
fl Ieve you to."
Can I borrow seme cab momento get home?"
Sure. how much do yeti need?"
fl need about tree fiddy/'
Sure, just a . What?"
I looked at her again, when all ofthe she turned into a giant crustacean hem the Paleolithic Era.
fl ain' t givin' you , you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get ) Llr ewn goddamn maney!"
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Submitted: 07/05/2012
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User avatar #17 - pickingAnameSUCKS (07/06/2012) [-]
Not very good. I'll give it




3/50
#36 to #17 - FJalltheway (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more
#126 - gryx (07/06/2012) [-]
Did I seriously fall for this again?
#130 to #126 - theguynobodyknows (07/06/2012) [-]
i knew something was fishy. but really i knew something was up when it said "Anon"
+9
#132 to #130 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #136 to #132 - theguynobodyknows (07/06/2012) [-]
oh......
User avatar #4 - rattman (07/05/2012) [-]
once it said "do you love me?" i knew it was that ******* loch ness monster trying to get his money
#102 - alexzerian (07/06/2012) [-]
4Chan makes the best love stories ive ever read.
#98 - phantomseeker (07/06/2012) [-]
MFW the end
MFW the end
#109 - trevo (07/06/2012) [-]
enlarge
User avatar #146 to #109 - killerblue (07/06/2012) [-]
********** , only has has his mother
User avatar #162 to #109 - ponythreadftw (07/06/2012) [-]
sure is summery in that second post
User avatar #112 to #109 - zebraofchaos (07/06/2012) [-]
LOL black people
#2 - gwankwo (07/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #158 - kinglobster (07/06/2012) [-]
i have a terrible habit of readying the last few lines first and ruining the story for myself.
User avatar #173 to #158 - spamalope (07/06/2012) [-]
same here
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#51 - RandomDoofus (07/06/2012) [-]
This again?
#15 - alwaysreadthetags (07/06/2012) [-]
I think he accidentally his sentence.
#143 - dragontaming (07/06/2012) [-]
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Long, but worth the read
#165 to #143 - semiseirous (07/06/2012) [-]
I just got wet too.
#172 to #143 - thatnerdyguy (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh god, that was hilarious.





I was kinda hoping for a sexier ending though...
#101 - shitstainsam **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
wat
#145 - alekksandar (07/06/2012) [-]
>suspicions non-greentext line at the end
>my attention is rustled
>look at the end
>three fiddy
>mfw
#164 - peeeons (07/06/2012) [-]
doesn't matter still had sex
#154 - zeusx (07/06/2012) [-]
+27
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#142 to #131 - mummer (07/06/2012) [-]
****		 Year Amir!!
**** Year Amir!!
#38 - paelaer (07/06/2012) [-]
I share your pain, OP, for I too was smeckledorfed by the goddamn Loch Ness Monster.
User avatar #161 - ponythreadftw (07/06/2012) [-]
saw it coming from
>can i borrow some money
3/50
#183 to #161 - tigerstyle (07/06/2012) [-]
that's when the story was at its end. you had no clue it was coming.
fail troll.
User avatar #191 to #183 - ponythreadftw (07/07/2012) [-]
um, are you even aware what a troll is?
#167 to #161 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
dammit lol
#6 - speedyonbiscuit ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
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