I got 99 problems, but powerarmor aint 1. Mambo one, two, three, four, five. Get in the car loser, we're going for a ride.. cool Armor bro it must Have cost You an arm and a leg
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I got 99 problems, but powerarmor aint 1

I got 99 problems, but powerarmor aint 1. Mambo one, two, three, four, five. Get in the car loser, we're going for a ride..

Mambo one, two, three, four, five. Get in the car loser, we're going for a ride.

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#166 - Jmo (07/06/2012) [-]
**Jmo rolls 00**
User avatar #178 to #166 - Sleepnow (07/06/2012) [-]
Win.
#179 to #166 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 43**
User avatar #204 to #166 - ghostluver (07/06/2012) [-]
**ghostluver rolls 20** well, why the **** not.
User avatar #185 to #166 - potatot (07/06/2012) [-]
It would be rather splendid if you rolled a 99, my dear boy.
#26 - gernab (07/06/2012) [-]
I think we need more blood.
#69 to #26 - Magnisethered (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh hai Karne the Betrayer! How do you do this fine day?
User avatar #89 - Odobisean (07/06/2012) [-]
Am I the only one here who still occasionally table tops Warhammer/40k with their friends?
User avatar #90 to #89 - peraturabo (07/06/2012) [-]
absolutely not :)
User avatar #102 to #89 - alfjnn (07/06/2012) [-]
Nope bro.
#113 to #89 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]

I would, but tabletop is expensive as cocaine and hookers, so i choose the second.
User avatar #115 to #89 - marsrover (07/06/2012) [-]
Nope, your not.
User avatar #98 to #89 - gevaudan (07/06/2012) [-]
Every week.
User avatar #101 to #89 - shumdek ONLINE (07/06/2012) [-]
None of my friends ever understood the glory of Warhammer or 40K :< So I've only painted them.
User avatar #186 to #101 - BuffaloDragon (07/06/2012) [-]
hey man, if you go to the games workshop website and you check out stores than you could find a local gaming club and play there, i actually haven't played in a month but that's just because the new rule book came out and i don't have 70 bucks to buy it
#103 to #89 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
Who doesn't?
User avatar #93 to #89 - sackballz (07/06/2012) [-]
Did Fantasy until I got bored. Now 5k of Skaven are collecting dust...
#96 to #89 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
**** i love playing the table top game so much
i just hate painting them, i have no artistic talent
#13 - MaelRadec (07/05/2012) [-]
i sssenssse a massss asssult of warhammer fanzzz...
#129 - splittheatom (07/06/2012) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
#201 to #129 - zirdi (07/06/2012) [-]
For CHAOS!
#146 to #129 - tiberia (07/06/2012) [-]
Skulls for the skull Throne
#130 to #129 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
The strongest one is the one that doesn't need armor to **** your **** .
#131 to #130 - splittheatom (07/06/2012) [-]
this bitch makes his own armour, your argument is invalid
#134 to #131 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
Sheogorath. Your armor is now balloons.
#135 to #134 - splittheatom (07/06/2012) [-]
ALDUIN EATS ALL
#137 to #136 - splittheatom (07/06/2012) [-]
CREEPY PASTA AT YOU, FINE SIR!
#138 to #137 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
Ima lee dis hur, but we should stop before this becomes morbid channel.
#140 to #138 - mogcat (07/06/2012) [-]
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#196 to #140 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
you couldn't have ended this more beautifully sir.
User avatar #200 to #196 - mogcat (07/06/2012) [-]
Thank you, my good man.
#141 to #138 - splittheatom (07/06/2012) [-]
you want morbid, well sir im afraid i can't settle for that lets just go with **** NOW LOOK AT ME AND MY HUGE COCK
#145 to #141 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
this could have been the end of it. knau its waur.
#226 to #171 - emperorpokey (07/17/2012) [-]
Empress Celestia protect us.
#230 to #226 - giinthir (07/17/2012) [-]
Your Empress will not protect you from my swag!
#153 to #130 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
don't you know the writing staff is on here!? be careful or they'll have a reason to **** that up for you.
#202 to #153 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
im just so glad there are still people who know what im talking about.
User avatar #133 to #130 - theaddviser (07/06/2012) [-]
i would love to see that badass fight the bogey-man from down pour. hammer v.s sword bitches!
#144 to #129 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
MILK FOR THE KORN FLAKES
#149 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
When I first heard of power armor in Fallout, I was like HOLY ******* **** , THIS IS GONNA BE SO BADASS.

Then it wasn't Warhammer 40k, and I felt crushed and alone.

But, the armor looks cool as it is.
#106 - bigblackguy (07/06/2012) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
#114 to #106 - comradegeneral (07/06/2012) [-]
First i was like...
#116 to #114 - comradegeneral (07/06/2012) [-]
BUT THEN I SAW THE HERESY
User avatar #107 to #106 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
#164 to #107 - thraza (07/06/2012) [-]
the best way to start your day
#65 - wheeljack (07/06/2012) [-]
come at me bro!
#109 - zeldapronmaster (07/06/2012) [-]
Its adorable
#37 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
The Emperasque Protects.

He has pauldrons, with people inside them wearing pauldrons. Your argument is invalid.
#38 to #37 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
Aaaand I forgot the link. Here's a link to 1d4chan for you all. [url deleted]

Enjoy!
#40 to #38 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
Take 2. Remove the stars.

http://ww* [url deleted]
#41 to #40 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
One does not simply **** up any more times in a row. As usual, remove stars.

http:*//ww*w.1d*4chan.*org/*wiki/*Em*prah*sque
#100 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
"Power armour is for pussies."
Duke Nukem.
#214 to #203 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
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The pic you used is a crappy exapme of spacemarine anatomy.
User avatar #216 to #214 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
You are really going to tell me the armor that protects against explosions, bullets, bolts, axes, clubs, bites, etc. is 1 cm this around most of the body?
User avatar #218 to #216 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
Surprisingly, but yes. The chestplate and the shoulders are pretty much the only really thick parts of the armor. All you need is some protection of the vital organs. Their anatomy takes care of the rest. Do you have any idea how heavily genetically modified they are to withstand bulletwounds and explosions. The have 19 new organs implanted into them for this very purpose.
User avatar #222 to #218 - carchariasthefurry (07/06/2012) [-]
Make a chart explaining all this **** , it leaves way to much open and makes spase marens look like a mix of Gumby and the Incredible Hulk.
User avatar #215 to #214 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
example*
#176 - CampenCarl (07/06/2012) [-]
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#104 - TheWacoKid (07/06/2012) [-]
The Emperor Protects
User avatar #160 to #104 - shadesofbacon (07/06/2012) [-]
His virginity
#219 to #104 - dapumkin (07/06/2012) [-]
i want that suit. i want it with a fiery passion. is there a place to purchase such an item?
#110 to #104 - thechosentroll (07/06/2012) [-]
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Still, a big gun and a sword helps.
#128 - beardy (07/06/2012) [-]
Enlarge if you must
#213 to #128 - danielhargadine (07/06/2012) [-]
be careful. dont over-swagulate
#3 - findtheanswer (07/05/2012) [-]
Aren't you funny.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
Technically Necrons are living metal. They don't count as having armor.
User avatar #5 to #4 - findtheanswer (07/05/2012) [-]
Technically, I don't give a **** . Gauss weapons are just awesome.
#6 to #5 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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Who gives a **** ? The emperor protects! The space marines will kick their shiny metal asses.
User avatar #7 to #6 - findtheanswer (07/05/2012) [-]
You can't protect what you can't hit.
Or kill.
#8 to #7 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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He protects the space marines, numbuts! Ofcourse he can't protect the necrons. I'm sure they'll handle the necrons somehow.
User avatar #9 to #8 - findtheanswer (07/05/2012) [-]
**** . I meant to say attack.
STUPID MOMENT.



On a slightly related note, do you hate Orcs?
#10 to #9 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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No, not really. I'm rather fascinated by the green bastards.
#20 to #10 - anon (07/05/2012) [-]
All of these soldiers will have 17.9 more assholes torn in them each when Honsou and his Chaos Iron Warriors shoot the **** outta chop the **** outta everything.
User avatar #11 to #10 - findtheanswer (07/05/2012) [-]
They seem ok, but I ******* hate them in battle. ******* MASS ATTACK.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
Those ******* are literally a fungus. It'd be weird if they didn't reproduce that fast or mass attack.
#22 to #12 - Magnisethered (07/05/2012) [-]
It takes an Orc spore 3 days to grow into an infant Orc, then it takes less than 3 years (based on the "type" of spore) to grow into a full grown and able Boy. THEN if the situation is right the Orc is able to put on enough mass and muscle to be counted among the Nobz. That mean in less than 4 years a spore can produce something the equivalent of a Space Marine. That is of course assuming it loves that long and doesnt get murdered by any of the other Orcs, or beaten down by a Nob/Boss
User avatar #24 to #22 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
That's still pretty fast compared to humans and even tyranids.
#25 to #24 - Magnisethered (07/05/2012) [-]
A tyranid gaunt can be born in a few days, fully ready for war. More complicated genotypes require much more work from the hivemind so they may day a few weeks of months to produce a warrior, several months to a year to birth a Zenthrope, same for a Carnifex. And about a year-a year n a half to make a fully evolved Hive Tyrant. Whole Tyranid ships can be calved in about 2-3 years given that a world is rich enough in biomass to warrant its birth
#58 to #25 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
*walks into argument and loses*
#59 to #58 - Magnisethered (07/06/2012) [-]
If youd like I cna inform you exactly why the Tao are going to cause such a huge problem for the Imperium :D
User avatar #118 to #59 - BoatLoadofCMen (07/06/2012) [-]
You'd have to learn to type first...
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