Fact. poo. Tell people, there' s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe yen. Tell them the paint is wet, and t tags
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Tell people, there' s an
invisible man in the sky who
created the universe, and the vast
majority will believe yen. Tell them
the paint is wet, and they have to
touch it to be sure."
re George Carlin
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Submitted: 07/05/2012
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#174 - Giachianeo (07/06/2012) [-]
You know what I like? Toaster strudel.
User avatar #222 to #174 - saxophan (07/06/2012) [-]
Duuuuude. Yeah.
User avatar #243 to #174 - thelonelyfeel (07/06/2012) [-]
I saw Cherry the other day and haven;t had them since it was only blueberry and strawberry.
#215 to #174 - klondikemonster (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh jeez, toaster strudel is ******* delicious.
#239 - beudslifer (07/06/2012) [-]
Scroll up my friend.

You are now entering the realm of butthurt.

Many great souls have entered with virtue true, and left with tainted hearts.

Nobody is safe from atheist/religion fags arguing....
#65 - EjaculationMan (07/06/2012) [-]
implying that people wouldn't confirm god's existence if it was as easy as touching paint.
implying that people wouldn't confirm god's existence if it was as easy as touching paint.
#247 - comentator (07/06/2012) [-]
If I had wanted to argue, I would become a politician.
If I had wanted to argue, I would become a politician.
User avatar #13 - samorris (07/06/2012) [-]
Yeeeeahhh... You get the possibility to actually verify the moisture of the paint whilst you can't really verify the existance of God. In another scenario, however, if you were told "behind that door lives God" chances are you're going to try to open it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - smokerocks (07/06/2012) [-]
but you'd open that door, and find nothing.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samorris (07/06/2012) [-]
What a stupid **** to say, thats obviously not the point in my comparison. Go **** yourself.
User avatar #18 to #15 - smokerocks (07/06/2012) [-]
you articulate yourself so well. I'm sure debating you would be quite the intellectual exercise.
User avatar #19 to #18 - samorris (07/06/2012) [-]
Why would there be any need in debating me at all? What would we be debating about?
User avatar #20 to #19 - smokerocks (07/06/2012) [-]
you really are that stupid.
User avatar #21 to #20 - samorris (07/06/2012) [-]
I guess I might be, since I can't read your mind to actually get a grasp of knowledge about what you're ******* thinking to debate me about!
User avatar #24 to #21 - smokerocks (07/06/2012) [-]
There is no debate. I was making fun of how ******* moronic you are. You're rebuttal to my first comment was more or less "thats stupid, go **** yourself."
User avatar #25 to #24 - samorris (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh excuse me, how rude of myself. Coming from your first comment which wasn't at all stupid. You are the kind of guy that upsets me, for that:

*your

******* get it right, damnit
User avatar #31 to #25 - smokerocks (07/06/2012) [-]
"hurrrr i have nothing intelligent to say, time to nitpick about a typo"
Second time you've made me laugh.
User avatar #34 to #31 - samorris (07/06/2012) [-]
>Post response which alone could've sufficed
>Highlighting your clearly-not-a-typo (dumbass) in an attempt to make you mad since you're getting on my nerves
>Smokerocks posts witty response

And i'm the non-intelligent one... okay..
#92 to #34 - stamfordsgio (07/06/2012) [-]
I just went through a zig-zag motion thumbing up all your comments and thumbing down all of smokerocks. I can't deny that it was fun.
#230 to #34 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
Every comment that isn't samorris and comes after a sammoris post in this thread is thumbed down.

THUMB ME DOWN TOO
#30 to #21 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
Did you even read his first reply? It's pretty clear what he's getting at. I could tell you, but that would ruin any future humiliation...or perhaps not...
#254 - gmarrox (07/06/2012) [-]
Nope. Not scrolling down.
#280 to #264 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
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#152 to #4 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
Yes, **** you and you're book for bigoted retards Please please please point out my obvious spelling mistake and strawman my post.
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User avatar #16 to #4 - PEDROBEARsixtynine (07/06/2012) [-]
Thumb for you.
#269 to #4 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
**** you then, if that is your wish
User avatar #6 to #4 - tomatozification (07/05/2012) [-]
yes
#12 to #4 - RodasAPC (07/06/2012) [-]
Not untill you're married
Not untill you're married
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#173 - gramernazi (07/06/2012) [-]
I feel like the Lone Wanderer in this situation.
I feel like the Lone Wanderer in this situation.
#283 - ganjalf (07/06/2012) [-]
You know, this quote isn't about God existing or not.
It's about people being able to believe but not trust.
User avatar #308 to #283 - noblexfenrir (07/06/2012) [-]
It's about how people are skeptic about everything EXCEPT their god, because they realize if they looked into it they would find that there is no evidence. That's the point George Carlin has always made, that people have this requirement for belief in every other case, except when it comes to believing in a god.

I forget which one but he goes over this in one of his books.
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#5 - felixml (07/05/2012) [-]
Well most of people touch the Paint to check if between the Time where the first person check if the paint was wet and the time of our arrival the paint already got dry.
Well most of people touch the Paint to check if between the Time where the first person check if the paint was wet and the time of our arrival the paint already got dry.
#147 - alexthecanadian ONLINE (07/06/2012) [-]
Yup. Sure is.
#43 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
Why do people on this site seem to worship George Carlin? He's a decent comedian, but his appeal seems to have a lot more to do with his ability to spew atheist and liberal talking points than it does actual comedic genius.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mechaemperor (07/06/2012) [-]
The man's a genius. Bias aside, look at his jokes, he uses reality in such an elegant way that you notice how hilarious and stupid it is.
#47 to #44 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
His comedy is pretty good, but I've never seen his work referenced on this site outside the context of bashing religion.
User avatar #49 to #47 - mechaemperor (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, because atheist users here post it in order to get a reaction from those religious. I find it all hilarious.
#300 - atomis (07/06/2012) [-]
that username...
that username...
#163 - ianosity (07/06/2012) [-]
I'll just move on so I can escape the 			****		 storm.
I'll just move on so I can escape the **** storm.
#134 - primecrime (07/06/2012) [-]
MFW people still don't realize that no matter what you say you are never going to change someone's personal beliefs through a comment on the internet. If you actually participate in religous/political debates online you are wasting your time.
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#236 to #144 - John Cena (07/06/2012) [-]
but we're on funnyjunk
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#160 - goingtopuke (07/06/2012) [-]
for anyone who is expecting funny in the comments it's just mainly bunch of people thinking people care of about their religious beliefs and opinions
User avatar #164 to #160 - lostinthemusic (07/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the warning, bud!
#157 - vanishingpoint (07/06/2012) [-]
Too much thinking not enough drinking.
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