Fact. poo. Tell people, there' s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe yen. Tell them the paint is wet, and t
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Tell people, there' s an
invisible man in the sky who
created the universe, and the vast
majority will believe yen. Tell them
the paint is wet, and they have to
touch it to be sure."
re George Carlin
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Submitted: 07/05/2012
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#4 - FazawasaSlapsHoes (07/05/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#12 to #4 - RodasAPC (07/06/2012) [-]
Not untill you're married
Not untill you're married
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#32 - blnelms **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#48 - cadaverbox (07/06/2012) [+] (45 replies)
For the last goddamn time, Christians don't 						*******					 think that God is a man, that God is visible or invisible, or that he's in the 						*******					 clouds, you ignorant 						*****					.   
I swear, you atheists and your propaganda are just as bad as korrafags and ponyfags and all the 						********					 fads that each and every one of you hypocrites supposedly despise.   
You're worse than the 						*******					 stereotype for Christians that you guys have. I have never in all my time here seen a post praising God. Oh, but a George Carlin quote bashing all religions is 						*******					 okay.   
   
"OH HURP 						****					 THEISTS THIS SHARES MY VIEWS THUMB THUMB THUMB"   
No one complains about reposts, like this one, on a Carlin post because everyone 						*******					 loves to hate on theists.   
   
TL;DR go hang yourselves   
inb4 thats not very christian of you
For the last goddamn time, Christians don't ******* think that God is a man, that God is visible or invisible, or that he's in the ******* clouds, you ignorant ***** .
I swear, you atheists and your propaganda are just as bad as korrafags and ponyfags and all the ******** fads that each and every one of you hypocrites supposedly despise.
You're worse than the ******* stereotype for Christians that you guys have. I have never in all my time here seen a post praising God. Oh, but a George Carlin quote bashing all religions is ******* okay.

"OH HURP **** THEISTS THIS SHARES MY VIEWS THUMB THUMB THUMB"
No one complains about reposts, like this one, on a Carlin post because everyone ******* loves to hate on theists.

TL;DR go hang yourselves
inb4 thats not very christian of you
#60 to #48 - doopleganger (07/06/2012) [-]
But in all fairness that is a valid argument
#2 - creamy (07/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'm just gonna go ahead and favorite this so I can see the angry christians throw a fit about it once it gets near frontpage.
I'm just gonna go ahead and favorite this so I can see the angry christians throw a fit about it once it gets near frontpage.
User avatar #13 - samorris (07/06/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Yeeeeahhh... You get the possibility to actually verify the moisture of the paint whilst you can't really verify the existance of God. In another scenario, however, if you were told "behind that door lives God" chances are you're going to try to open it.
#174 - Giachianeo (07/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You know what I like? Toaster strudel.
#50 - zmanxzman (07/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know, it might be just me, but I feel like George Carlin is just a cunt when it comes to religion. He just comes off as self-righteous and pretentious rather than actually intelligent.
#239 - beudslifer (07/06/2012) [-]
Scroll up my friend.

You are now entering the realm of butthurt.

Many great souls have entered with virtue true, and left with tainted hearts.

Nobody is safe from atheist/religion fags arguing....
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#247 - comentator (07/06/2012) [-]
If I had wanted to argue, I would become a politician.
If I had wanted to argue, I would become a politician.
#134 - primecrime (07/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW people still don't realize that no matter what you say you are never going to change someone's personal beliefs through a comment on the internet. If you actually participate in religous/political debates online you are wasting your time.
#147 - alexthecanadian (07/06/2012) [-]
Yup. Sure is.
#254 - gmarrox (07/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Nope. Not scrolling down.
#211 - Faz (07/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I hate you all so much, this is funnyjunk not lets all get butthurt about a little 						*******					 joke junk.
I hate you all so much, this is funnyjunk not lets all get butthurt about a little ******* joke junk.
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#80 - probablynaked (07/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I love how so many people quote this man like he was some untapped well of spiritual genius.
He was a ******* comedian.
#81 - Womens Study Major (07/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i was a atheist since i was 9 but i had to hide it cause my whole family is full strict Catholics but still big ******* hypocrites. btw im 13
#173 - gramernazi (07/06/2012) [-]
I feel like the Lone Wanderer in this situation.
I feel like the Lone Wanderer in this situation.
#138 - metallitroller (07/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
hey everyone! god or no god... at the end of it all we all die ... end of story ,so don't waste time arguing about stuff that will always remain a mystery!
#5 - felixml (07/05/2012) [-]
Well most of people touch the Paint to check if between the Time where the first person check if the paint was wet and the time of our arrival the paint already got dry.
Well most of people touch the Paint to check if between the Time where the first person check if the paint was wet and the time of our arrival the paint already got dry.
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