Fact. poo. Tell people, there' s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe yen. Tell them the paint is wet, and t
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Tell people, there' s an
invisible man in the sky who
created the universe, and the vast
majority will believe yen. Tell them
the paint is wet, and they have to
touch it to be sure."
re George Carlin
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Submitted: 07/05/2012
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#362 - malebreastmilk (07/07/2012) [-]
mfw you all mad
mfw you all mad
User avatar #343 - mrbuu (07/06/2012) [-]
I am sorry atheist. 90% of the "atheist" on here are making you look like 12 year olds who are tried of going to Sunday school and will worship and quote anybody who might be atheist.
#336 - rohze (07/06/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that gets really excited when they see a religious post because they know a glorious 						****					 storm is in the comments?   
   
gif related, it's mfw all the butt hurt debates from both sides
Am I the only one that gets really excited when they see a religious post because they know a glorious **** storm is in the comments?

gif related, it's mfw all the butt hurt debates from both sides
#339 to #336 - boomdady (07/06/2012) [-]
I just get excited because something stupid on the internet can't change my stance on something like this and there's not a damned thing OP can do about it.   
gif is mfw stupid posts like this make the front page
I just get excited because something stupid on the internet can't change my stance on something like this and there's not a damned thing OP can do about it.
gif is mfw stupid posts like this make the front page
User avatar #342 to #339 - rohze (07/06/2012) [-]
That's very true. But the comments always make my day.
#333 - FatherPedobear (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm an atheist and all, but that's why its called Faith.
#337 to #333 - boomdady (07/06/2012) [-]
My god, someone who understands the concept of faith.   
The world surely is ending.
My god, someone who understands the concept of faith.
The world surely is ending.
#330 - fleszar (07/06/2012) [-]
**fleszar rolled a random image posted in comment #233 at God Bless America ** this repost was funny the first 11 times
#328 - godkillr (07/06/2012) [-]
**godkillr rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at I want to be this guy ** what the invisible man looked like
#326 - sippay (07/06/2012) [-]
**sippay rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at This guy ** what jesus wants us to do
#329 to #326 - JulesVerne (07/06/2012) [-]
**JulesVerne rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at 20 FUNNY SPECIAL REQUEST PIZZA BOX DRAW ** What does the LORD want?
#318 - Orangepeel (07/06/2012) [-]
throws*
User avatar #327 to #318 - sippay (07/06/2012) [-]
how can you shove, lack of something down the throat?
isn't that like shoving nothing down your throat?
#332 to #327 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
Well actually a belief can either be acceptance of something's existence OR acceptance of a conclusion/truth.

In this case, an atheist "belief" would be the acceptance of the conclusion that God isn't real. So by definition, atheists can easily shove their beliefs down other people's throats.
User avatar #334 to #332 - sippay (07/06/2012) [-]
I don't have a belief in anything. and I don't shove anything down peoples throats.
#335 to #334 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
Do you accept the conclusion that the earth revolves around the sun? If you do, then you have a belief.

Source: merriam-webster dictionary

User avatar #340 to #335 - sippay (07/06/2012) [-]
okay, now there is evidence for earth revolving around the sun.
present proof for your gods existence and i'll believe him too.
#344 to #340 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
AGAIN a belief can EITHER be acceptance of something's existence, or acceptance of a truth.

You accept the statement that there is not God. If you go around trying to get people to accept your version of the truth, you are by definition shoving you beliefs down other people's throats, even if the conclusions themselves might be disbelieving. Apples and oranges really.

If you're criticized for forcing your belief/acceptance of a particular truth onto others, saying "B...BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD" is totally irrelevant.
#325 to #318 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
I don't mind people trying to shove religion down my throat.

It's hilarious watching them.
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User avatar #341 to #320 - boomdady (07/06/2012) [-]
Hahaha, no. Not what happens at all.

User avatar #323 to #320 - Orangepeel (07/06/2012) [-]
>Being Christian on funnyjunk
>Being tolerated.

Pick one.
#338 to #323 - warxyph (07/06/2012) [-]
look at all this 						*********					.   
   
Christians if you beleive in god why are you even debating on weather a god exists or not. there is no evidence for your beliefs
look at all this ********* .

Christians if you beleive in god why are you even debating on weather a god exists or not. there is no evidence for your beliefs
#316 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
if people could be 7 inches away from god to prove he's real im sure some would
#314 - jokervsbat (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, if there was a book about wet paint written about 2000 years ago, people would believe you...
User avatar #331 to #314 - xxkosukexx (07/06/2012) [-]
Then again, the bible was written before man had the knowledge of science. Man did not have explanation for rain or sun or anything. No one will trade a goat for a slave anymore. People do not keep slaves anymore or goats unless they are farmers. Not only that, the need of a God is outdated. The belief of a God before any angelical religion started was sparked so farmers could get better crops or for hunters to get better hunt. The world no longer needs a God, it never needed God. People use to think the sun was a God, people weren't educated enough to know how the world works and how sun, rain, night, and stuff happens. It is all from science and evolution. Now that people are smarter now, we can all assume God, Gods, Allah, or any deity does not exist. God according tot he bible also creates in his own image. If he has the ability he should stop creating sinners such as, gays, ********* , whores, and fornicators. I guess Gays are just fine since God is non existent. It is all about lack of knowledge of past men. Notice how Africa has lack of knowledge in their youth, that is why HIV spreads like a nasty rumor. Notice how the bible is sexist, racist, and homophobic. Those are the qualities of a middle aged, uneducated man. You see, it's all about lack of knowledge.
#317 to #314 - Krathalos (07/06/2012) [-]
Really, the bible is proof? A book written and edited by man?
User avatar #322 to #317 - jokervsbat (07/06/2012) [-]
It seems to be a proof for over two billion people (except me of course)
#324 to #322 - Krathalos (07/06/2012) [-]
Because people don't want to believe that they're simply animals. They want to believe that they are protected and forged by a greater being in his image. They want to believe that when they die, they're going to be able to see all of their friends and family in heaven. They want to believe that those who did wrong in their lives get what they deserve in the end.

Religion is just a way to make people feel better about themselves and feel more secure about death. Religion had the chance to do good, but it has caused far too many wars to be able to say it is successful.
User avatar #312 - ganoninthepit (07/06/2012) [-]
I thought this was FunnyJunk, not AtheistJunk.

And I'm not even religious..
User avatar #347 to #312 - freddyhollensen (07/06/2012) [-]
George Carlin is a great speaker, he was both a comedian and an artist of words and thought... He's not a new atheist, he's just a ************ kind of guy.. He calls on all ******** , George Carlin was far from junk. I suggest you hear him out of youtube, he was one of our times most interesting minds.
User avatar #363 to #347 - ganoninthepit (07/07/2012) [-]
I like Carlin, I'm just saying this isn't the place to go on about why god doesn't exist or whatever.
User avatar #306 - cpislucky (07/06/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk atheists make all atheists look bad.
You guys constantly tell Christians to stop shoving their religion down peoples throats, yet you constantly post **** like this.
You are nothing if not the ultimate hypocrites
#346 to #306 - nobodyhere (07/06/2012) [-]
I know people come to Funnyjunk for the funny but what else do you expect people to post on the atheism channel? Also, it is not like this content magically got to front page, it got there from the FJ community thumbing it up. Lastly, I don't see this as hypocritical because you assume that all atheists have a problem with religious people expressing their viewpoints which is not true. What most atheists get upset for or refer to when people talk about "people shoving their beliefs down your throats" is when religious people try to use their beliefs to impact public policy and legislature such as the government issuing a day of prayer or having god in the pledge of allegiance which are both completely unconstitutional.
#305 - terrorrizor (07/06/2012) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at :O ** I love George Carlin. He's funneh!
#300 - atomis ONLINE (07/06/2012) [-]
that username...
that username...
#298 - arawan (07/06/2012) [-]
1. Same content in new form does not make OC. 2. Even the first guy to post it wasn't posting OC, just George Carlin's material. 3. You don't want to be like George Carlin. He was miserable as **** and hated everyone. Funny, sure but he had to trash everything in order to do that and ruined it for himself.
#315 to #298 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
Misearble as **** ? I wonder on what you're basing yourself to say that.
User avatar #354 to #315 - arawan (07/06/2012) [-]
Yes, he was miserable as **** . And I can't even understand the rest of your post.
#296 - shrike (07/06/2012) [-]
What are you doing up there title? You are not a fact. You are a thumbwhoring opinion. Get down from there. You don't belong there.
#291 - Slinkie (07/06/2012) [-]
Goddamn FunnyJunk is it that big of a deal to be Christian? **** man I came here to laugh not get my beliefs bashed. If I wanted that I'd go take a visit to Westboro
User avatar #307 to #291 - noblexfenrir (07/06/2012) [-]
Noone is 'bashing' your beliefs, we're having a good laugh. Not everything is against you, you know. Some things are done purely in poking fun. Stop acting like you're being persecuted.

Also westboro is just as validated a belief as every other sect of christianity. They just interpret the bible differently than you do. Weird how noone can seem to agree on what the damn thing says huh?
User avatar #295 to #291 - sailorsmooth (07/06/2012) [-]
Your beliefs aren't being bashed. It's simply a humorous analysis. Did you know that it's possible to not stop to complain and skip to the next content instead?
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