Women and Porn. . oid. My mum uses my laptop to search for gay porn on youtube. Kill me.
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#6 - doopleganger (07/05/2012) [-]
Wait that's porn? My mom has been reading those books
User avatar #7 to #6 - jokeface (07/05/2012) [-]
yea man. i saw a thing on tv where they interviewed the author. just some everyday housewife who saw Twilight and thought "this would be even better if the vampire wasn't a vampire and the girl was his S/M sex slave." weird kinky **** . i bought it for my mom for mother's day just to make her laugh.
User avatar #8 to #7 - doopleganger (07/05/2012) [-]
Hahaha no wonder why when I said "oh you're reading that I heard it was good" She got all serious and said who'd you hear that from.
User avatar #9 to #8 - jokeface (07/05/2012) [-]
lmao. yea try to avoid walking in on her reading it. you might get scarred for life. i got lucky though because i've never seen my mom read a book in my life. which is weird because she has several bookcases stuffed with books. but i never see her reading.
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User avatar #341 to #87 - jokeface (07/05/2012) [-]
lmao. my mom said she just doesn't read them because she already read them all.
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#77 - hillaryisacunt (07/05/2012) [-]
And this book ( plus numerous others , which have been hitting the shelves in recent years ) also make me question women's motives ........   
   
Let's take a genre of literature , say sci fi which is predominantly male oriented . Most of these books have strong female characters who are confident , smart , beautiful and generally not even interested in the main male character you identify with .   
   
On the other hand , these books which women are identifying with ( most chick lit , not just the porno ones ) , all have guys who are 			******		 up beyond repair , creepy from most perspectives , in utter pain and best of all , heads over heel over the female lead .   
   
Do women realize how 			******		 up this is ? Do women really , secretly get wet over our misery ?
And this book ( plus numerous others , which have been hitting the shelves in recent years ) also make me question women's motives ........

Let's take a genre of literature , say sci fi which is predominantly male oriented . Most of these books have strong female characters who are confident , smart , beautiful and generally not even interested in the main male character you identify with .

On the other hand , these books which women are identifying with ( most chick lit , not just the porno ones ) , all have guys who are ****** up beyond repair , creepy from most perspectives , in utter pain and best of all , heads over heel over the female lead .


Do women realize how ****** up this is ? Do women really , secretly get wet over our misery ?
User avatar #108 to #77 - johnlemon (07/05/2012) [-]
Dude who cares, males are still superior.
#154 to #108 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #304 to #108 - msvegeta (07/05/2012) [-]
Was that.... at all relevant? In any way?
User avatar #328 to #304 - johnlemon (07/05/2012) [-]
yes.
User avatar #330 to #328 - msvegeta (07/05/2012) [-]
How. Please clarify.
#101 to #77 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
I think sometimes women get power fantasies more than men. Men can express their power by doing masculine **** and be praised for it. Women are told to repress their desire to be powerful (not always sadistic tendency) and in doing so it becomes more extreme. In many cases a woman who once just wanted to feel awesome pwning noobs in paintball or some simple **** was told to "woman down" and stop acting so brash. Then like telling a child they cant have something the desire for power increases tenfold and you get a whole gender who feels angst against males for creating a society where they feel they cannot openly express their desire to feel powerful. They subconsciously direct their desire to dominate at men and like the horrible effect you get from mixing your alcohols you get female dominatrices. Of course this doesn't apply to all women, some of those chicks are just ****** up in the head.
#111 to #101 - hillaryisacunt (07/05/2012) [-]
But the problem with your theory is , in these novels , the men are still the dominating ones ( this one actually adds elements of BDSM i.e actually physical dominance ) . Its just that the men are dominating psychos .
But the problem with your theory is , in these novels , the men are still the dominating ones ( this one actually adds elements of BDSM i.e actually physical dominance ) . Its just that the men are dominating psychos .
#119 to #111 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
I was following his question of "Do women really secretly get wet wet over our misery".
I never read the books and now realize how irrelevant my comment is to the series.
Although to continue on my original point I think that the whole point of these broken male characters in the series is to satisfy a superiority complex. The male characters are purposefully written that way so that any female readers get the idea that all men are inferior.
#127 to #119 - hillaryisacunt (07/05/2012) [-]
I actually got what you meant , even in the last post . Maybe , its because i'm guy , but the logic seems so backwards

If a guy was in that situation , he would have gone after power , turned the tables , get on top where he belonged . It would have been like the situation you mentioned i.e "desire to dominate at men , and like the horrible effect you get from mixing your alcohols you get female dominatrices"

But instead you get females who still get their rocks off being dominated by men , but ( here's the twist ) want the men to suffer in the process ( from which they get pleasure ).
#139 to #127 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
I should probably read a brief overview of the books if I want to continue this conversation, but the more you explain the situation the less I want to.
I know several females who are aroused by physical pain. This one girl I know always like to burn herself a little when intimate with either herself or a partner. (not like set her nipples on fire but hold a lighter on and then press the heated flame guard on herself) Then it became such a habit that whenever she burned a genital she got insta-horny.
I'm willing to bet the arousal by pain is some sort of evolutionary by-product and not a cultural impression. As to what purpose it serves I have no idea, maybe its to determine what females are tougher for selecting stronger child-bearing mates. (throwing an egg in the wind here)
Combine that with the superiority complex and a lot of crazy bitch and you get 50 shades. Maybe...
User avatar #303 to #139 - msvegeta (07/05/2012) [-]
Maybe a female perspective will help here...

So it's not just females who are weird in the head who like bdsm stuff. Being submissive is kind of like a fetish for lots of people including some men, or so I've heard. You know you see in these sex stores a lot of handcuffs and chains and **** . That image of being dominated is exciting to some people.

I feel like that's all the explanation you need, no?
#106 to #101 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
Other girls who are like that are weird. Ive always enjoyed being controlled by men.... Seriously.
#136 to #101 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
TL;DR
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User avatar #28 to #25 - bloodyparasite (07/05/2012) [-]
Me too
User avatar #16 - thatguywithpants (07/05/2012) [-]
My mum uses my laptop to search for gay porn on youtube.

Kill me.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kimkve (07/05/2012) [-]
sure...
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User avatar #52 to #16 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
On Youtube? Wat.
Also, my mother (or my sister and she's just being a troll) filled the family computer's history with gay porn. My sister looked through it and now she says I'm gay.
User avatar #180 to #52 - zaggystirdust (07/05/2012) [-]
I....why...
what kind of mother looks up gay porn on a family computer?
User avatar #191 to #180 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
I have no idea, but I guess even older women need something to shlick to. And the internet's the best source of whatever sexy material you can get your hands on. Also, older people are less likely to know about internet history.
#76 to #52 - vepevellu (07/05/2012) [-]
Yeah you're mum searched for it...
User avatar #90 to #76 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
You copied directly from the other guy's comment. You can at least try to use a different image and correct the mistake ¬_¬
User avatar #92 to #91 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
That response is only valid if you told a joke.
User avatar #94 to #92 - vepevellu (07/05/2012) [-]
It was a joke in the sense that it pointed out, in a clever way, that you were in the exact same situation as comment #16.
User avatar #96 to #94 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
I fail to see what was so clever about it.
User avatar #98 to #96 - vepevellu (07/05/2012) [-]
Because I could have said that: "Hurr durr, you're a faggot, and you filled up your computer with gay porn lolooolooo."
#95 to #91 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
you really are an idiot
User avatar #97 to #95 - vepevellu (07/05/2012) [-]
It was a joke in the sense that it pointed out, in a clever way, that you were in the exact same situation as comment #16.
#99 to #97 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
clever my ass... but you are too stupid to see what you did wrong
User avatar #100 to #99 - vepevellu (07/05/2012) [-]
Because I could have said that: "Hurr durr, you're a faggot, and you filled up your computer with gay porn lolooolooo."
User avatar #209 to #100 - bronan (07/05/2012) [-]
You is really dumb
fo real.
#104 to #100 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
faggot...
#392 to #100 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
you may as well just ******* delete your account because everyone on FJ who read this thinks you're a dumb bitch. save yourself the embarrassment you ******* moron.
#390 to #100 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
you're a ******* moron, shut the **** up.
#368 to #100 - alphabroadsword (07/05/2012) [-]
Just... Just stop.
Don't try to be something you're not, because you just embarrassed yourself from too many red thumbs.
#18 to #16 - thegamegestapo (07/05/2012) [-]
Yeah you're mum searched for it...
#115 to #18 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
your*
#245 to #166 - thegamegestapo (07/05/2012) [-]
I'm normally so careful too...
#261 to #245 - darkphoenixxx (07/05/2012) [-]
**darkphoenixxx rolled a random image posted in comment #6264649 at FJ Pony Thread ** Ah, you retard... I tought you did it on purpose. Can't anyone see it?
#389 to #18 - lastsamurai (07/05/2012) [-]
Who is "you are mom"?
Weird name.
#418 to #389 - thegamegestapo (07/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for reminding me...
#20 to #16 - Creant (07/05/2012) [-]
Who searches for porn on youtube?
User avatar #86 to #20 - krizzah (07/05/2012) [-]
His mom
#126 to #20 - wiljones (07/05/2012) [-]
this guy
#236 to #20 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
it used to be good
#2 - holizard (07/05/2012) [-]
I bought the book not know what it was about.
I'm a guy.
I regret everything.
FML
#204 to #2 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
Now I need to know what this book is about.
User avatar #206 to #204 - holizard (07/05/2012) [-]
It's about some college girl who constantly has sex with a man 6 years older than her
#258 to #206 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
Kinky bdsm sex
User avatar #284 to #258 - georgeapg (07/05/2012) [-]
you are all wrong it bdsm twilight porn
User avatar #3 to #2 - holizard (07/05/2012) [-]
knowing *
User avatar #14 to #2 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2012) [-]
My friend did the same. She's a woman. She regrets it as much as you.
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User avatar #26 to #10 - hinamorimomo (07/05/2012) [-]
my 14 year-old sister asked me to take her to see it
User avatar #233 to #26 - wolfmango (07/05/2012) [-]
same with my 12 year old one
User avatar #1 - Ibiza (07/04/2012) [-]
Actually it's been proving that while men get more sexually aroused by visual porn females tend to become more aroused reading erotica.
User avatar #13 to #1 - vortexrain (07/05/2012) [-]
I'm a guy and I prefer reading it as opposed to watching a porno.
User avatar #144 - pulluspardus (07/05/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

I'd actually listen to that if its real
User avatar #212 to #144 - darktoucan (07/05/2012) [-]
"I WANT TO HAVE YOUR ASS HE SAYS"
#163 to #159 - waffleofdoom (07/05/2012) [-]
that was funnier than everything I've seen on the front page today
#201 to #144 - gryx (07/05/2012) [-]
"pushing on the inner walls of my vagina"
"pushing on the inner walls of my vagina"
#251 to #144 - raidertrolls (07/05/2012) [-]
**raidertrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at FJ help please ** mfw my nipples pucker
**raidertrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at FJ help please ** mfw my nipples pucker
#147 to #144 - hillaryisacunt (07/05/2012) [-]
OMG , I can't stop laughing , I think I'm going to die .
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#189 to #144 - fishinyourface (07/05/2012) [-]
I am in so much pain right now from laughing so hard.  oh God I love this
I am in so much pain right now from laughing so hard. oh God I love this
User avatar #148 to #144 - peepeethesailor (07/05/2012) [-]
MY CLI-TOR-ISS
User avatar #259 - ramathlehi (07/05/2012) [-]
I have the Barnes & Noble app on my phone, and so does my mom.

We share accounts.

The app syncs whatever page/bookmark you have/are on for everyone.

Haven't used it in a while, and when I finally used the app, I noticed this book was in my library.

I wasn't sure if my mom knew what the book was about, so I clicked the book seeing if she read any of it.

. . .

She had all the sex parts bookmarked.

**** my life.
#293 - Crispin (07/05/2012) [-]
Hold the 			****		 up... that's porn???   
   
I just had to buy it online for my mother.... she said it was a biography.
Hold the **** up... that's porn???

I just had to buy it online for my mother.... she said it was a biography.
User avatar #347 to #293 - claytonic (07/05/2012) [-]
that book is full of rape no joke
User avatar #298 to #293 - LookinHereWhy (07/05/2012) [-]
What if it is a biography and the author is a slut.
User avatar #307 to #298 - redcookiemonster (07/05/2012) [-]
you win sir XD
User avatar #55 - bluebeetle (07/05/2012) [-]
I find it somehow odd that women love a book where the male lead is a creepy son of a crack-whore who is essentially a rapist.
Then I remember that women don't make sense.
#133 to #55 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
<slow clap>
User avatar #315 to #55 - msvegeta (07/05/2012) [-]
Makes sense to me. It's a being submissive fetish. Lots of people like that **** .
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#351 to #331 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
I was making fun of my mom for reading it, then we went to visit my grandma.
My grandma had it on her bookshelf. My mom turns to me and says, "Now THAT is creepy."
User avatar #355 to #351 - the lone flagger (07/05/2012) [-]
**** I forgot to log in. -sigh-
#337 to #331 - TJClemenza (07/05/2012) [-]
You and I both my friend.
User avatar #354 to #337 - thecomkiller (07/05/2012) [-]
com is familiar with that sensation brethren...
#325 - beehummingbird (07/05/2012) [-]
**beehummingbird rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at I do **
.... I watch porn
User avatar #273 - liebebella (07/05/2012) [-]
As a woman that both likes porn and literotica, Fifty Shades of Gray is complete **** and should be burned on sight.
User avatar #280 to #273 - action (07/05/2012) [-]
i heard it wasn't erotic at all
User avatar #420 to #280 - liebebella (07/07/2012) [-]
It's pretty erotic, but the plot is ******** , the writing is crap, and it promotes a completely unhealthy D&S relationship.
User avatar #283 to #280 - AvatarAirBender (07/05/2012) [-]
Oh my god... It goes in to pretty intense detail including fisting... Yeah.
#105 - doctorgiano (07/05/2012) [-]
**doctorgiano rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at Oh Barney ** MFW girls want a movie made out of this book .-.
#54 - siimonnx (07/05/2012) [-]
my mother has this book...
User avatar #58 to #54 - thebuilder (07/05/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro.
#59 to #54 - holizard (07/05/2012) [-]
I have the book.....
I had no idea what it was about.
I'm a guy.
I regret everything.
FML
User avatar #247 to #59 - raidertrolls (07/05/2012) [-]
how the hell do you post the exact same comment and still get 23 thumbs?
User avatar #256 to #247 - holizard (07/05/2012) [-]
Well the comment before was in newest uploads. Therefore I realized no one must of seen it
#63 - wakaflokoflame (07/05/2012) [-]
**wakaflokoflame rolled a random image posted in comment #433 at Mirrored Games **
MFW This will soon be adapted to the big screen by Universal.
#22 - creamy (07/05/2012) [-]
Personally I just have a hard time finding porn arousing. It's always this overly plastic woman or this overly bony woman with enough makeup to store for winter on with some ugly ass dude with a monstrously scary cock and moans that sound fake as hell. Hentai's also pretty hard to watch since it's full of rape and weird-ass kinks and unreasonable amounts of fluids.   
   
 There's some occasional porn I like, though. Very rarely.
Personally I just have a hard time finding porn arousing. It's always this overly plastic woman or this overly bony woman with enough makeup to store for winter on with some ugly ass dude with a monstrously scary cock and moans that sound fake as hell. Hentai's also pretty hard to watch since it's full of rape and weird-ass kinks and unreasonable amounts of fluids.

There's some occasional porn I like, though. Very rarely.
#66 to #22 - John Cena (07/05/2012) [-]
It's easy to find good old natural stuff just from looking at the thumbnail previews.
User avatar #29 - SheWolfie (07/05/2012) [-]
i feel like I'm the only woman in my entire state whose not reading that book
User avatar #234 to #29 - moln (07/05/2012) [-]
I havn't even heard of the book until this post. But maybe it's not so weird considering I'm not from America
User avatar #32 to #29 - LegitBlackChick (07/05/2012) [-]
Same. I read the first three chapters and it's **** .
User avatar #50 to #29 - bizengaust ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad I haven't bothered to read it yet either. The fact that badly written porn can make the best seller list now makes my brain hurt.
#277 - triggathepirate (07/05/2012) [-]
Can't get any better than that, www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk5Z8fRzahQ.
Can't get any better than that, www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk5Z8fRzahQ.
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