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User avatar #175 - akkere (07/05/2012) [-]
It's the legendary silent subscriber

Legend has it a curse fell on a user that never supported good content

So he would be forced to live his days as a muted user, subscribing to users hoping to find a piece of good content to support.

Some people state that he might devour the soul of the users he subscribes to for posting content, though.
#184 to #175 - cornflakeslover (07/05/2012) [-]
************ !!! HE'S COMING FOR ME!!! WHAT THE **** DO I DO?!?!?!
User avatar #186 to #184 - akkere (07/05/2012) [-]
Relax, it might only be a side-rumor that he devours souls for posting content

Others say he uses his forked tongue to dig out his victim's eyeballs, using his wretched hand to gag their screams
#189 to #186 - cornflakeslover (07/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #193 to #189 - akkere (07/05/2012) [-]
He's probably just completely harmless and it's all irrational fears, like Arachnophobia.

But the most horrific rumor is how he holds you down and looks you in the eyes as he dines on your flesh, slowly to savor in your screams of pain and the fear in your eyes.
#194 to #193 - cornflakeslover (07/05/2012) [-]
Well.... then what's the least horrific rumor?... maybe I'll get lucky
User avatar #199 to #194 - akkere (07/05/2012) [-]
He breaks into your house and applies all edible cream substances (peanut butter, nutella, etc.) all over his body, jumps on your bed wiggling around, and then leaves, never to be seen again.
#204 to #199 - cornflakeslover (07/05/2012) [-]
Yes...yes... this has great potential
User avatar #207 to #204 - akkere (07/05/2012) [-]
Somewhere in the internet there's the guy who actually subscribes reading this and going "Why are people making up all these mean things? I'll never subscribe again ;~;"
#209 to #207 - cornflakeslover (07/05/2012) [-]
It's not all subscribers...
just that one...
#210 to #209 - cornflakeslover (07/05/2012) [-]
that single...
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