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I feel as though there is a lot of racism in America, ever since our English ancestors had come over and prosecuted and subjugated millions of "immigrant" peoples of all races when they in fact attributed to building most of our industries and agriculture. The Chinese, Japanese, Blacks, Native Americans, Irish, Mexicans, and many others all suffered from our racial hate. But this is just a joke, not about race, but how your language sounds. As an "American" with not an ounce of English blood in me, I say you can make fun of us as much as you want. By being angry and bitter you only represent your people terribly, just don't look at things like these online and save us all the controversy.

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I just remembered something,I'm asian and the first time I saw it I knew it was false info,one because the vowels,or what you simple americans call it, is always at the end, like mei,chun,jie.And there are some that do,in spacial circumstances like zheng. But guess what? I still laugh, because I don't care what Americans think about us, why? Because inside I keep on saying to myself, your mom,right back at your face and your generation, because I know that those Americans are so dumb they can't even understand what Richard Simmonsgot really means! My dad, when he was 12 he worked at a factory, had to take a bus by himself, and asked for a job, and never got caught. Amazing, but to an american, he would be like, I can do that, I just didn't want to or he got lucky! No, he didn't, he acually had to do that, and he survived. I also want to say to everyone that don't be so vain, if you think you are, then why aren't you president? Guess what you dumb fuck, because you are a lazy ass american. If you are a american, and you really just want to kick my ass now, don't, I've got more to say. Why I laughed. It was because of how stupid you guys are. You think you are the superior race so you going to be like, I don't have to study or workout, I'm good just the way I am. But no, look at you. I also laughed because of how you make fun of others. You acually think you are making fun of someone's 'race', but in reality, you are making fun of your species. Race is a rude word, species is better. There acually are no race, you just want to separate yourself from others, because you are afraid of admitting how much of a sheathead you really are. One last reason, because of how fucked up this country is. Religion. It had so much influence on america, it caused a war. And how homosexuality is not holy. Acually it's not their fault. Their are gays serving in the military today, and you think they still suck, they are putting their fucking lives at stake. American, you are a FUCKED UP BITCH!

number 16 and 16 are the best.

LMFAO I saw this during the summer on my friends computer we laughed our asses off at it and i just remember it so i googled and started laughing again

i'm asain and i love this i share it with my friends and we laugh till we cry!!

I cannot believe there are so many rascist people out there. Chinese people are very succesful and hardworking, you are just jealous of their success.

#7 is the best lol

This is false information and is just making fun of people, which is wrong!

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racist.....gan4 ni2

wow i didnt read tht aloud and i got it lol

no pah king , you dum fuk
*jesus apears*
holi boi ; yu stin ki puh kum hia, dum fuk

dis just fa kin su pah

Haha my friend's brother showed her this and she told me this!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this it's so funny!!!!!!! This will never get old! I'm Chinese but I was adopted so I don't know Chinese and this is so freakin' funny!

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at first idk then i was like wah ???
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