Lucid Dreaming. This is not mine, found it on the interwebs. How To Control Your Dreams First you need to draw a dot on each of your thumb nuckles, like so... I
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Lucid Dreaming

This is not mine, found it on the interwebs

How To Control Your Dreams
First you need to draw a dot on each of your
thumb nuckles, like so... I
Now about every couple of minutes until you go
to sleep, look down at your thumbs and say "t
am not dreaming" so your brain fully remembers
the two dots on your thumbs. Before you go to
sleep, keep reminding yourself that their are two
dots on your thumbs.
When you fall asleep, (the hard part) try to look
at your thumbs in the dream.
When you see your thumbs have no dots on
them, you will know that you are dreaming. You
may wake up because usually when you know
you' re sleeping, you wake up. " may take a
few days to stay asleep when you see you
have no dots.
When you can finally control your dreams, you
can do whatever the **** you want, kinda like
...
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#31 - funmanigro (07/04/2012) [+] (53 replies)
LOL im kind of a lucid dreaming expert, i've been doing it since i was 10, sometimes when i do WILD (Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming) i wake up with sleep paralysis, if you wake up with sleep paralysis just hold your breath to shock your body out of the paralysis, also while paralyzed you might have hallucinations (shadow figures, people calling your name etc.) just remind yourself that they arent real.
LOL im kind of a lucid dreaming expert, i've been doing it since i was 10, sometimes when i do WILD (Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming) i wake up with sleep paralysis, if you wake up with sleep paralysis just hold your breath to shock your body out of the paralysis, also while paralyzed you might have hallucinations (shadow figures, people calling your name etc.) just remind yourself that they arent real.
#32 to #31 - funmanigro (07/04/2012) [-]
also dont look at mirrors while dreaming, DONT 						*******					 LOOK AT MIRRORS
also dont look at mirrors while dreaming, DONT ******* LOOK AT MIRRORS
#135 - contla (07/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dreams are just your mind dealing with the day’s events, right? Nothing paranormal about that; everyone does it. I mean, there are places you visit often in your dreams. A certain house, a shop, a school… But these places are just figments of your imagination, right?
Have you ever wondered about these places and the people within them?

I know you’re out there, “lucid dreamers”. You’re the ones who can control what happens when they dream. You are just beyond that film, that membrane that separates us.

Lucid Dreamer, have you ever wondered what that beautiful woman in your dream felt when you suddenly decided you wanted to **** her? Oh, she seemed willing enough, didn’t she?

Have you ever considered that you raped that woman, Lucid Dreamer? That she had no choice but to do everything you willed her to do while her mind watched on in horror?

Remember, Lucid Dreamer, all those awful things you have done in your dreams… And consider what those who call dreams their home must think of you. What they wish to do to you in kind.

I’m waiting, Lucid Dreamer, for those nights when your exhaustion keeps you from your power.

Oh, the things I will do to you then. Sweet dreams.
#161 - komik (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There's gonna be a 						********					 of people getting raped in my dreams.
There's gonna be a ******** of people getting raped in my dreams.
#721 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at mAss in motion ** What I plan on doing in my lucid dream.
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at mAss in motion ** What I plan on doing in my lucid dream.
#240 - Sampsy (07/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
OMFG I'm dreaming right now, there are no dots on my thumbs!
#676 - dinak (07/04/2012) [-]
>Drew Dots on my hands so i could lucid dream
>go to sleep
>start dreaming
>me peeing all over my classroom,classmates and teacher.
>Look at my hands
>dots are there
<MFW
#199 - sefyu (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** you, I draw what I want.
User avatar #103 - tokono (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
it would be funny to tell your friend to do it then erase the marks when he goes to sleep.
User avatar #602 - brockton (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
thats cool and all but how can i see if there is dots if the lights are off
User avatar #101 - marindoom (07/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
But still.... DO. NOT. TAKE. A. PISS. IN. A. DREAM.
#53 - jetmb (07/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
What if we're all in sleep paralysis?
What if we're all just dreaming?
What if we all attempted lucid dreaming, but failed and we believe this is reality when it's actually just a dream, but we can't escape the dream.
#59 to #53 - funmanigro (07/04/2012) [-]
dont, ******* , tell, them.
#773 - shadowdotexe (07/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could do it wrong and end up in sleep paralysis and have one of the most terrifying experiences of your life
#110 - freakydiki (07/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
May be a really dumb question but, how do you get out of it? Do you wake normally? I have probably 20 different ways I could lucid dream but I'm a little bitch at the thought I'd drop into a coma.

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#375 - Epicgetguy (07/04/2012) [-]
I'm gonna rape so many people now.
#180 - noneckcomics (07/04/2012) [-]
All good and well, but if you can choose to look at your thumbs in your dreams, you're already lucid dreaming.
#884 - dameseif (07/05/2012) [-]
**dameseif rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Ghosts ** <-- OPs wet dream
#482 - betterguygreg (07/04/2012) [-]
I WOULD HAVE SO MUCH SEX.
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
it took me about a year to finally be able to lucid dream, it helps to ask someone in your dream to help you lucid dream, in my case its a flying blue light i recognize as a person i don't know but know somehow
#10 to #8 - stargazerone (07/04/2012) [-]
Hey! Listen!
#223 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2012) [-]
erase friends black dots, he gets out of bed and starts murdering people... for the lulz
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