A Handy Guide. for those unsure of such matters.. Are l/ til gul/ or til girl'? A Beginner' s Guide High heels are uncomfortable Wear them anyway Complain Do we
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A Handy Guide. for those unsure of such matters.. Are l/ til gul/ or til girl'? A Beginner' s Guide High heels are uncomfortable Wear them anyway Complain Do we

for those unsure of such matters.

Are l/ til gul/ or til girl'?
A Beginner' s Guide
High heels are uncomfortable
Wear them anyway
Complain Do wear them
You dislike someone
Act like youve friends.
Bad mouth them later Fight them
Something' s wrong
Post a Facebook status
When someone comments, reply
l don’ t want to talk about it"
Talk about it.
Bottle it up,
emotions are gay.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Emboldened feminist
living the dream life Horse' s Ass
in NYC
See a spider
Panic Pretend not to care
Call male Burn house
Meet someone new
IKR? ily befall" Sup?
Are you wrong?
No Yes
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Submitted: 07/03/2012
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User avatar #23 - secretlywheatbread (07/04/2012) [-]
I am a male.
BUT WHERE'S MY PENIS?! ;-;
#64 to #23 - dlerp (07/04/2012) [-]
Right here.
#66 to #64 - secretlywheatbread (07/04/2012) [-]
My body is ready.
#115 to #66 - dlerp (07/05/2012) [-]
Let's do it.
#76 - fishoutofwater (07/04/2012) [-]
Entire comment section is full of girls saying they got guy results. I'm sure you all feel so special, congrats. We all think you're one in a million.   
   
Also, spiders are silly.
Entire comment section is full of girls saying they got guy results. I'm sure you all feel so special, congrats. We all think you're one in a million.

Also, spiders are silly.
User avatar #11 - tabbybrookex (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh god, I guess my vagina IS secretly penis.
User avatar #3 - mynameisnotmike (07/04/2012) [-]
See spider
burn house
call obama
defcon 1
#68 - sisiscene (07/04/2012) [-]
>Be a girl
>More like a guy
>Now I need to grow a dick and a beard
>Being a girl currently sucks
>Totally okay with now being a guy
User avatar #9 - lightningunicorn (07/04/2012) [-]
Apparently I'm a gender confused female.
#10 to #9 - beaucool (07/04/2012) [-]
As am I...
User avatar #28 to #9 - ilovel (07/04/2012) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #54 to #9 - iamnotstevenhooper (07/04/2012) [-]
Well then. You, me, and all the others who replied that they agree with you should have an orgy
#71 - stripeygreenhat (07/04/2012) [-]
Okay, this is kind of stupid. Look, the idiotic, manipulative facebook whores that make frontpage do so because they are apart from the rest. They are a minority. Most girls aren't like that. Don't let the front page alter your view of them.

It's like when you watch the news, and you only hear stories of crazy people drowning their children and killing each other with hammers. You know that most people aren't like that, but the minority is the most interesting and therefore makes the news.

Or examine most of the men that make frontpage. They are douchebags everyone hates. But this post doesn't have the options of "pop your collar" or "photoshop abs onto FB pics" on the male side.
User avatar #48 - kakariko (07/04/2012) [-]
Apparently I'm a male.
But without a penis.
User avatar #104 - sgc (07/04/2012) [-]
mfw i am nither because i like spiders and i am a druid not a fighter.
#94 - hackapelite (07/04/2012) [-]
does this mean im a woman
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#60 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
wow my whole life i thought i was a girl!
#19 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
**** , I'm a guy!!!
User avatar #53 - lolzordz (07/04/2012) [-]
inb4 girl fags telling us that they fall outside the chart for most of those
User avatar #22 - Himynameisjacob (07/04/2012) [-]
As soon as I saw what was going on, I knew I'd see a lot of, "Lol I'm a girl but I got on the guy side because I am not your stereotypical girl, no siree Bob I am different LOVE ME OH GOD PLEASE"
User avatar #98 - DanR (07/04/2012) [-]
"Don't like someone... fight them"
wtf this isn't what men do it's what boys do
just ignore him
wtf is wrong with people
#100 to #98 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
congratulations. your parents have raised you as a complete pussy.
#102 to #100 - fourthpariah (07/04/2012) [-]
Get the 			****		 out.
Get the **** out.
#101 to #98 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
Exactly what I thought.
Exactly what I thought.
#96 - fourthpariah (07/04/2012) [-]
MFW When I see any kind of ******** like this.

#105 to #96 - iamzombie (07/04/2012) [-]
MFW that hat
#107 to #105 - fourthpariah (07/05/2012) [-]
Holy **** .

We can be matching hat buddies! :D
#89 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
I'm a boy? When did this happen? Why was I not informed of this? D:
#91 to #89 - fucksociety (07/04/2012) [-]
This doesn't need to be even remotely true to be funny, it needs thumbs, thats what makes it funny, i'm guessing you're new here?
#93 to #91 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
I'm guessing from the fact that you don't understand sarcasm that you're more new here?
I'm guessing from the fact that you don't understand sarcasm that you're more new here?
#109 to #93 - fucksociety (07/05/2012) [-]
REply to teh obvious sarcastic post saying they dont understand sarcasm and get thumbs, and you idiots wonder why no one like funny junk
#67 - dachief (07/04/2012) [-]
3 guy answers, 3 chick answers, and I pick up the spider and play with it..... What am I?
User avatar #84 to #67 - johnnyfurious (07/04/2012) [-]
Balanced male / female.
User avatar #79 - Loppytaffy (07/04/2012) [-]
Something's wrong here.
I am male by every one of those questions.


Awesome.
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User avatar #82 to #80 - Loppytaffy (07/04/2012) [-]
Hey, if I can pass as the less obnoxious sex then so be it.
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