Kid Arguments. Now son, don't look at those tags.. Playing basketball with 5 year" old kids to keep them occupied while parents are having a Heyl Let me get the Youre dead to me
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Kid Arguments

 
Kid Arguments. Now son, don't look at those tags.. Playing basketball with 5 year" old kids to keep them occupied while parents are having a Heyl Let me get the

Now son, don't look at those tags.

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Playing basketball with 5 year" old kids to
keep them occupied while parents are having a
Heyl Let me get the
ball you suckers*
Hol The hall is mine
you poo lickers*
POKER F CE
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Submitted: 07/03/2012
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User avatar #21 - thesmarterblackkid (07/03/2012) [-]
Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like **** ?

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
#177 to #21 - lastsamurai ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
I too remember when my brother said that I shouldn't run with scissors.
One time he ran with scissors in the kitchen. As angry as I was I shot him.
User avatar #96 to #21 - epandaman (07/04/2012) [-]
way to repost from reddit
#59 to #21 - unsuspectingspy (07/04/2012) [-]
I'll see in the hospital, because I'm dying of laughter!
#61 to #59 - unsuspectingspy (07/04/2012) [-]
I accidently a word.
#143 to #21 - ianistheman (07/04/2012) [-]
One time I went to my female cousins house and saw that one of her friends where there, she was extremly good looking so I tried to impress her. She asked me how old I was and I told her I was 13 she then told me that I looked 7 :(.

3 months later we started going out. MFW
User avatar #163 to #21 - klink (07/04/2012) [-]
**** that was genius
User avatar #51 to #21 - shitshitshit (07/04/2012) [-]
haha this is gonna be-WHHHUUUT!?
#125 to #21 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
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#35 to #21 - trezoned (07/04/2012) [-]
What a twist!

YFW he talked **** about your house
#38 to #21 - vinyls (07/04/2012) [-]
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#162 to #21 - evilhomer ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
#42 to #21 - tonyspinners (07/04/2012) [-]
I went to play basketball for a couple hours in the scorching heat. When I was done, some little ******** looked at me an started laughing. I had no comeback. So I took him to a 7-11, bought him a pack of skittles and the iciest of teas, offered him the darkest of hoodies


and proceeded to purposely smash my face on the concrete and claim he beat me up.
#39 to #21 - tonyspinners (07/04/2012) [-]
Holy **** wtf...


hold the phone a minute..


Now was the glitter an assortment or was it a plain solid color. Depending on which, that might be where things went wrong here.
#23 to #21 - pawtucketpanda (07/03/2012) [-]
One kid asked me how old I was at the grocery once. I told him I was 15, and he told me I looked like I was 10. mfw
One kid asked me how old I was at the grocery once. I told him I was 15, and he told me I looked like I was 10. mfw
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#165 to #22 - acksl (07/04/2012) [-]
That me laugh way harder than it should :D
That me laugh way harder than it should :D
#44 - klondikemonster (07/04/2012) [-]
The one time I was asked to watch somebody's kids, this same thing happened and I had literally no idea what to do.
The one time I was asked to watch somebody's kids, this same thing happened and I had literally no idea what to do.
#47 to #44 - Visual (07/04/2012) [-]
have this.
have this.
#54 to #47 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
Oooh!
#13 - oodlesandoodles (07/03/2012) [-]
Get those kids some Orbitz!
#83 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
One time I was driving with my mom to go to my great grandma's house (she lives in a small town in the country but they have a GREAT sunocos that made my great grand parent's favorite pizza, now it's just my great grandfather's favorite though) and as we were turning down her street, this little boy, had to of been about i would say 9 years old wearing somewhat baggy pants and a tank top of some sort, yelled out super loud to his friend across the street "HEY MY ****** " and he was white ._.

< mfw i heard this and saw he was white.
User avatar #84 to #83 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
sadly this is the most interesting weird kid story i have, every kid I have met has either been super well behaved or liked me right off the bat for no reason..........:/.......so sorry if the story sucks ass to you.
User avatar #92 to #84 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
I live in Kentucky, in a town with a veru small populatoin. Mostly blacks( ******* not funny nice black people)and that is common.
User avatar #95 to #92 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
really? and a child still shouldn't be saying that....should they? O_o
User avatar #97 to #95 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
No, not at all. But, thats what you get for having ****** stupid ass parents.
User avatar #110 to #97 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
True, sad but true.
User avatar #111 to #110 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
My kids(hopefully i never have them) will be well behaved, well bathed, and ******* smart.
User avatar #113 to #111 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
Lol XD "hopefully I never have them"!! That just made my night lol. but yes I agree with you on that and same to my future kids (if i have any :s)
User avatar #114 to #113 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
To never having brats!
#115 to #114 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
To never having brats good old chap!  I don't have the picture of the shark going &quot;i say&quot; or whatever, so heres a gif of my cat when he was a kitten...
To never having brats good old chap! I don't have the picture of the shark going "i say" or whatever, so heres a gif of my cat when he was a kitten...
User avatar #117 to #115 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
New meme acquired.
Now to spam all of funnyjunk(joke)
User avatar #129 to #117 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
lol! XD
User avatar #136 to #129 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Is that a blender?
User avatar #144 to #136 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
no it was an old rice cooker that had not been used in god knows how long (that's why it was on the floor and that's how he got in it lol )
User avatar #146 to #144 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Rice Cat. So many chinese cat meme ideas
User avatar #147 to #146 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
lol. if you end up making a meme out of it, link me to it so i can thumb it up! XD
User avatar #148 to #147 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
theyll probably just stay ideas
oh and it could be like time to make rice, cat pops up, NOT TODAY!
User avatar #149 to #148 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
lol yeah that would be pretty funny i think! XD
User avatar #153 to #149 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Kinda copies off of asdf but i dont think nobody would mind.
User avatar #173 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
oooohhhh ok, then yea a gif would work for sure!
User avatar #174 to #173 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
yay
User avatar #171 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
That would work too, a gif I mean. but for the idea do you think a gif would be appropiate? (for some reason funnyjunk is letting me reply back to your new comments so now i gotta reply like this...weird....and sorry :S
User avatar #172 to #171 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Because all the lines
And i meant the rice kitty gif
User avatar #169 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
Well, idk if you can download photoshop for free, but you can download sai......it's good with art as far as I know so i think it could help out with a meme......i think so anyway..........................
User avatar #170 to #169 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
What about a gif?
User avatar #159 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
idk, most people wouldn't but i can't imagine fj not minding it for some reason ?_?....
User avatar #168 to #159 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
now i just need photoshop
User avatar #112 to #83 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh and even weirder, the kid across the street was white too...
#123 to #83 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
i live in brooklyn. when i saw spiderman today there was 4 of those kids right behind me....sorry bro, this story wasnt the coolest
User avatar #130 to #123 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
read below, i know this isn't the coolest story.
#127 to #83 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
I live in Long Island in a small town called Brentwood. I go to the High school there. Everyday that happens. I walk down the Halls and hear that kinda **** . There was one time where a gang mostly filled with Salvadorians and whites beat up our disciplinary principal over a girl.
User avatar #131 to #127 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
I have heard people say that too, I meant that the person was a kid. and wtf? O_o
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#58 - legomahego (07/04/2012) [-]
The description.
The description.
User avatar #5 - hydromatic (07/03/2012) [-]
I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK AT THE TAGS! THEY TRICKED ME!
.. Oh god OP, please forgive me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - glubdogar (07/03/2012) [-]
indeed
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User avatar #94 to #73 - alphabethsoop (07/04/2012) [-]
You are awesome omg
#74 to #73 - xXDeadpoolXx (07/04/2012) [-]
<====MFW i play doctor with my little cousins
#77 to #74 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh boy
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#89 - kapurass (07/04/2012) [-]
****		 just got real
**** just got real
#91 to #89 - bilyjoe (07/04/2012) [-]
**bilyjoe rolled a random image posted in comment #6274452 at FJ Pony Thread ** Mfw **** gets real
#105 to #91 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
#1 - blinkmebenji (07/03/2012) [-]
well i laughed! thanks OP
#29 to #1 - midgetything (07/04/2012) [-]
brofist
brofist
#15 - beeradthelaw (07/03/2012) [-]
THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM'S IN A ******* WHEELCHAIR!
User avatar #18 to #15 - jemills (07/03/2012) [-]
Oh my god, I love that stand up act. Link please?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jemills (07/04/2012) [-]
Thank you!
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#79 - kinsanity (07/04/2012) [-]
My brothers, the youngest brother's gf, and I were all sitting and watching Anchorman. The brother with the gf said to me &quot;kinsanity go make the pizza&quot; (jokingly) I said &quot;no you go make it.&quot; then he said to his gf &quot;Lauri go make me some pizza&quot; (again, jokingly) she replied &quot;No. Go make your own pizza bitch.&quot; At that exact moment, Will Ferrel's character goes, &quot;Well that escalated quickly.&quot;   
I laughed my 			*******		 ass off.   
tl;dr a joking argument quicky escalated and there was a movie to real life coincidence.
My brothers, the youngest brother's gf, and I were all sitting and watching Anchorman. The brother with the gf said to me "kinsanity go make the pizza" (jokingly) I said "no you go make it." then he said to his gf "Lauri go make me some pizza" (again, jokingly) she replied "No. Go make your own pizza bitch." At that exact moment, Will Ferrel's character goes, "Well that escalated quickly."
I laughed my ******* ass off.
tl;dr a joking argument quicky escalated and there was a movie to real life coincidence.
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fixed*
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#12 - lmOldGreg (07/03/2012) [-]
Haha ****** nice content bro.
#4 - loyds (07/03/2012) [-]
first thing ive actually laughed out loud to.
User avatar #70 - sammmantha (07/04/2012) [-]
asdf movies. <3
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