Kid Arguments. Now son, don't look at those tags... Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like ? One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then Youre dead to me
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#21 - thesmarterblackkid
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like ****?

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
#59 to #21 - unsuspectingspy
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I'll see in the hospital, because I'm dying of laughter!
#61 to #59 - unsuspectingspy
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I accidently a word.
#164 to #61 - acksl
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#96 to #21 - epandaman
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way to repost from reddit
#177 to #21 - lastsamurai
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I too remember when my brother said that I shouldn't run with scissors.
One time he ran with scissors in the kitchen. As angry as I was I shot him.
#163 to #21 - klink
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**** that was genius
#51 to #21 - shitshitshit
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haha this is gonna be-WHHHUUUT!?
#143 to #21 - ianistheman
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One time I went to my female cousins house and saw that one of her friends where there, she was extremly good looking so I tried to impress her. She asked me how old I was and I told her I was 13 she then told me that I looked 7 :(.

3 months later we started going out. MFW
#162 to #21 - evilhomer ONLINE
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You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
#125 to #21 - ragingbrony
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#35 to #21 - trezoned
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What a twist!

YFW he talked **** about your house
#39 to #21 - tonyspinners
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Holy **** wtf...


hold the phone a minute..


Now was the glitter an assortment or was it a plain solid color. Depending on which, that might be where things went wrong here.
#38 to #21 - vinyls
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#40 to #21 - conagheraxe
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#42 to #21 - tonyspinners
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I went to play basketball for a couple hours in the scorching heat. When I was done, some little ******** looked at me an started laughing. I had no comeback. So I took him to a 7-11, bought him a pack of skittles and the iciest of teas, offered him the darkest of hoodies


and proceeded to purposely smash my face on the concrete and claim he beat me up.
#23 to #21 - pawtucketpanda
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One kid asked me how old I was at the grocery once. I told him I was 15, and he told me I looked like I was 10. mfw
One kid asked me how old I was at the grocery once. I told him I was 15, and he told me I looked like I was 10. mfw
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#165 to #22 - acksl
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That me laugh way harder than it should :D
That me laugh way harder than it should :D
#5 - hydromatic
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK AT THE TAGS! THEY TRICKED ME!
.. Oh god OP, please forgive me?
#8 to #5 - ultimatecrysis [OP]
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#11 to #10 - glubdogar
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indeed
#13 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE
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Get those kids some Orbitz!
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#6 - fudgementday
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fixed*
#1 - blinkmebenji
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well i laughed! thanks OP
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#29 to #1 - midgetything
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brofist
brofist
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#94 to #73 - alphabethsoop
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You are awesome omg
#74 to #73 - xXDeadpoolXx
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<====MFW i play doctor with my little cousins
#77 to #74 - anon
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Oh boy
#176 to #77 - xXDeadpoolXx
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#44 - klondikemonster
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The one time I was asked to watch somebody's kids, this same thing happened and I had literally no idea what to do.
The one time I was asked to watch somebody's kids, this same thing happened and I had literally no idea what to do.
#47 to #44 - Visual
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have this.
have this.
#54 to #47 - anon
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Oooh!
#15 - beeradthelaw
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(07/03/2012) [-]
THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM'S IN A ******* WHEELCHAIR!
#18 to #15 - jemills
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Oh my god, I love that stand up act. Link please?
#26 to #18 - beeradthelaw
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#27 to #26 - jemills
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Thank you!
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#58 - legomahego
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The description.
The description.
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