My sides hurt. XD. File :. jpg-( 124 KB, 545x407, orgasm face.... jpg) I‘ Amonymous CEBC) 3/ C) 9( Tue) 23: 53: 16 No. 121 162695 Today i had a a plan buzzing i
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I‘ Amonymous CEBC) 3/ C) 9( Tue) 23: 53: 16 No. 121 162695
Today i had a a plan buzzing in my head and i let it die.... i finnally decided to m it and it was absolutely perfect
iwent and bought a large supply of yogurt and not the kind with fruit and i got the larges tableware container i owned and i mixed it with a large supply of
water.... and as yae could possibly tell it looked like semen... but what to m with it i though.. then it hit me... it would be... by forthe funniest idea i have aver
had... i put the container affair managan in a backpack and drove to the meal spermbank with a mission at hand.. i walked and filled out the paperwork
and as i was walking to the bathroom ta... begin my work i was stopped by me ofthe Women an the way about my backpack.... she was as i could put it.. a
boner dropper and i told her it was my porn mags because i dant trust theirs and i continued to the raam.... i pelled the container out ofthe backpack and poured
it all war my body bet made shere it looked like it was a sart of ejaculation..; then proceeded to yell very loudly *HANNAN OH GOD' and ran out the the mam
flailing my fake gm covered arms wildly and screaming flicking it an a couple alwalys and people and then ran out the mar and took a lam back to see the wide
eyed and screaming people in the bank and got in my car and drove aff... laughing my ass off
F Ananymous 03/ CEBC) 9( Tue) 23: 57: 57 No. 121 163702
ah my god i cant breathe
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#22 - waffies (07/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #47 to #22 - Akwardweirdo ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
i don't know if it will ever come in handy but image saved
#40 to #35 - thefasrdog (07/04/2012) [-]
That's the best thing. EVER.
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#80 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]
**arabiddrummer rolled a random image posted in comment #327 at The internet right now. ** Boner dropper lady's face when
#32 - mantisinmypantis (07/03/2012) [-]
If I was sitting in the waiting room.
#41 - sandle (07/04/2012) [-]
dear god that is funny and awesome as **** .
#33 - SHAMU (07/03/2012) [-]
In more ways than one.
In more ways than one.
User avatar #108 to #82 - garymuthafuknoak (07/04/2012) [-]
i laughed harder than the post xD
#72 - OoJesusoO (07/04/2012) [-]
im trying so hard not to laugh because my family will think im even more retarded


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#98 - Rascal (07/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 - tonyspinners (07/04/2012) [-]
**** you description. **** it so hard
#103 - thesandboxes (07/04/2012) [-]
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#48 - enragedanon (07/04/2012) [-]
**enragedanon rolled a random image posted in comment #6627161 at FJ Pony Thread **
#45 - tomanydiscos (07/04/2012) [-]
Pic related
User avatar #106 - kargale ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
i would'v filled the container up, and waited for some lucky women to have her egg filled with watery yoghurt....somemenwannwatchtheworldburn.jpg
#120 to #106 - Rascal (07/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, cuz a doctor couldn't tell the difference...
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