Good Golly.. Something my girlfriend (hopefully) jokingly said the other day.. Sim!!! Glue. There once was a whore from Peru, Who filled her vagina with glue. "If they pay to get in", She said with a grin, "They can pay to get out again  Good Golly Miss
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#19 - paradoxmoa
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(07/03/2012) [-]
There once was a whore from Peru,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
"If they pay to get in",
She said with a grin,
"They can pay to get out again too."
#104 to #19 - ilovehitler
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Cool limerick bro.
#121 - masterboll
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(07/03/2012) [-]
just like a Venus Fly Trap,
she would secrete acid from inside and slowly digest your penis
#138 to #121 - meganinja ONLINE
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(07/03/2012) [-]
actually vaginas are slightly acidic, so if it got stuck in there that would probably happen after a while.
#229 to #138 - marlkarxthethird
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, and semen is slightly basic, but it doesn't corrode your prostate.
#153 to #121 - creosote
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(07/03/2012) [-]
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#134 to #121 - stayoutofmyshed
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Nope..
#142 to #121 - Spitfirex
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(07/03/2012) [-]
>MFW
#140 to #121 - arbie **User deleted account**
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#137 to #121 - marlkarxthethird
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(07/03/2012) [-]
NOPE.
NOPE.
#124 to #121 - swimmingprodigy
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#190 - ofwgbagelbites
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(07/03/2012) [-]
>Decide to go without condom this time.
>Realize I'm stuck after I came inside.
>I'mOkayWithThis.jpg
>Nonstop sex.
>Continue to come inside for days.
>She gets pregnant.
>9 months later, baby starts to come.
>Pushes up my urethra
>Baby is too big. Bursts insides.
>Ends up in stomach.
>Grows up and sheds me as its outer skin.
> I am reborn.
MFW I have no face.
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#224 to #190 - anon
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#247 to #190 - climatus
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(07/03/2012) [-]
wot
#268 to #190 - paxx
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#230 to #190 - VKTR
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#237 to #190 - xbenas
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#210 to #190 - sniperdawg ONLINE
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#219 to #190 - shallowloqi
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Yfw baby bursts your insides.
#193 to #190 - nosleep
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Well, That's an image I'd like to get out of my head.
#197 to #190 - walkedintomordor
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#209 to #190 - erikwarmblood
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#199 to #190 - jmoneylax
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#42 - yodahdie
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#50 to #42 - twasmelool
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(07/03/2012) [-]
I recently found out the girl who plays this role is 21 years old.
Julianna Rose Mauriello is her real name.
Mind = Blown
#189 to #50 - beep
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Implying the show was filmed on 2012
#162 to #50 - spinsser
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Holy mother of god :O
that's why I'm attracted to her, at first I thought I was a pedophile or something,, but that gif is ******* SEXY as hell
#176 to #162 - anon
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(07/03/2012) [-]
She was still a kid at the time
#194 to #176 - christopherdolan
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(07/03/2012) [-]
So you're still sort of a pedophile
and if you're not, you are a weird man for thinking a small girl with pink hair being ****** by a bear is sexy.





But i fapped to it as well, once

#196 to #194 - spinsser
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(07/03/2012) [-]
well I'm just reporting what I feel,, and you can't deny that it's sexy :|
#198 to #196 - christopherdolan
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(07/03/2012) [-]
i like small text
#200 to #198 - spinsser
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(07/03/2012) [-]






then you'll love this :)
#203 to #200 - christopherdolan
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Using ipad, can't post images


**** me, right?
#285 to #203 - pokemonstheshiz
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#195 to #176 - spinsser
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(07/03/2012) [-]
I checked the IMDB page, and apparently I'm a pedophile :S
she was 15-18
(15 when it started, and 18 when it ended)
#132 - alucord
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(07/03/2012) [-]
What I imagine OP to look like (see his username)
#177 to #132 - hillface [OP]
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(07/03/2012) [-]
What I actually look like.
#205 to #177 - alucord
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(07/03/2012) [-]
You clever mother ******
#171 - jaguares
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#180 to #171 - anon
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(07/03/2012) [-]
YOU ARE A CHAMPION MY FRIEND
YOU ARE A CHAMPION MY FRIEND
#218 to #171 - triggathepirate
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(07/03/2012) [-]
Saved for later use..
Saved for later use..
#106 - littlegreenmidgets
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(07/03/2012) [-]
MFW
#86 - whackywonka
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(07/03/2012) [-]
I have a feeling the king of England is going to be a doctor...
#88 to #86 - Ryukenblaze
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(07/03/2012) [-]
fukken loled XD
#110 to #86 - fishinyourface
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(07/03/2012) [-]
I don't have a bigger version unfortunately :(
#296 to #110 - whackywonka
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(07/04/2012) [-]
I'm sure shes sad you don't have a bigger version too
#95 to #86 - norwegianlolz
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(07/03/2012) [-]
We don't need any doctors


We just cut it off
#97 to #95 - whackywonka
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#4 - Spikeydeath
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(07/02/2012) [-]
O_O you are weird
#5 to #4 - hillface [OP]
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(07/02/2012) [-]
I'm torn on the issue.