So.. Technology's evolving, eh..?. I don't even. s we the mark ft' the number of. mfw I just want to take a 1 hour nap. ASS candles Cyprus Alarm clock nigger tits Boobs
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#27 - GnarKill (07/02/2012) [-]
mfw I just want to take a 1 hour nap.
mfw I just want to take a 1 hour nap.
#59 to #27 - thatevanguy (07/02/2012) [-]
!!SHOVE IT UP THERE, SHOVE IT UP THERE REALLY HARD!!!!!

Pic is about as unrelated as you can get.
User avatar #19 - somekornchick (07/02/2012) [-]
but how would you get it out of your butt when it is burned down to your anus?
#49 to #19 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
thats when you squat down and squeeze your asshole like you are squeezing a pringles can's cap off
#92 to #19 - thebaker ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
You don't.
User avatar #20 to #19 - FelipeRuiz (07/02/2012) [-]
That's when you're allowed to fart.
User avatar #30 to #20 - ObviousEnigmatic (07/02/2012) [-]
Flamethrower
#77 to #20 - robodick (07/02/2012) [-]
Genius!
Genius!
#201 to #77 - acksl (07/02/2012) [-]
They look like a Band :D   
Guy on the left is playing keyboard, guy in the middle sings and the guy on the right is just there to bang his head and look cool.
They look like a Band :D
Guy on the left is playing keyboard, guy in the middle sings and the guy on the right is just there to bang his head and look cool.
User avatar #208 to #125 - kouzan (07/02/2012) [-]
Mother ****** looks like a new villain from Green Lantern. Bird Brain.
#11 - oodlesandoodles (07/01/2012) [-]
What a terrible way to start off the day
User avatar #31 to #11 - XxJACKISHERExX (07/02/2012) [-]
whats a polish politician doin in that pic?
#129 - thecrummybread (07/02/2012) [-]
**thecrummybread rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Platform 9 3/4 ** OP when he needs to sleep over 7 hours
#136 to #129 - pimpinpenguin (07/02/2012) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at It’s a Master Piece! ** thank you for that roll
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User avatar #14 - jokeface ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
actually farting would have much larger effects than just blowing out the candle...
User avatar #16 - almaster (07/02/2012) [-]
I'm going to get a ton of these and give them to my friend for his birthday
#15 - yerfdog (07/02/2012) [-]
What if you roll over? What about the hot wax?
User avatar #26 to #15 - daednevar (07/02/2012) [-]
this is one of those things where you buy it then realize all the flaws
#144 - thechosentroll (07/02/2012) [-]
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The fact that it's a Cyprus alarm clock reminds me of an old saying. "The ancient greeks were pretty smart people. Heck, they invented sex. However, the romans inproved it by introducing it to women."
#149 to #144 - yaarun (07/02/2012) [-]
well that old saying is obviously false.
sex with women is neccessary for childbirth, therefore it was there even before the greeks.
User avatar #178 to #144 - hellmodd (07/02/2012) [-]
Then how did ancient greeks reproduce?
User avatar #180 to #178 - thechosentroll (07/02/2012) [-]
The didn't. Do you see any ancient greeks running around today?
User avatar #181 to #180 - hellmodd (07/02/2012) [-]
If they didn't the greek civilization wouldn't exist at the moment.
#29 - AresX (07/02/2012) [-]
mfw I don't wake up
mfw I don't wake up
#33 to #29 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
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#103 - goobdol (07/02/2012) [-]
>Uses said candle   
>Blows it out with a brief queef   
>Candle stops working   
>Never wakes up.
>Uses said candle
>Blows it out with a brief queef
>Candle stops working
>Never wakes up.
#107 to #103 - atomis (07/02/2012) [-]
I find the word choice "brief queef" very weird
I find the word choice "brief queef" very weird
#78 - graknab (07/02/2012) [-]
If you fart you blow out the candle? More like blow out your asshole




Methane explodes
#12 - anon (07/01/2012) [-]
OH GOD
It only goes to 7 hours? that leads to an unhealthy lifestyle.
#177 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Mfw hands are wet and no towel or dryer. **

mfw I want to sleep 7 hours.
#179 to #177 - bozhko (07/02/2012) [-]
wow nice roll!
#143 - thechosentroll (07/02/2012) [-]
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But I sleep like 13 hours a day.
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User avatar #167 to #143 - silkisberg (07/02/2012) [-]
and that all changed when the fire nation attacked.
User avatar #147 to #143 - applewatcher (07/02/2012) [-]
TWO STICKS!
User avatar #157 - dakkenly (07/02/2012) [-]
Shove it so far into your ass that you sleep negative time

travel back in time and market this

???

profit!
User avatar #126 - hazardpay (07/02/2012) [-]
Op's alarm clock
User avatar #118 - mummer (07/02/2012) [-]
OP likes to get up at 1
#120 to #118 - phoenix grinder (07/02/2012) [-]
I don't think OP's ever getting up...
User avatar #121 to #120 - mummer (07/02/2012) [-]
op's getting it up right now.
#4 - anon (07/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #20720 at Anime & Manga ** do not fart or your ass will become a flame thrower
#156 to #4 - extremistavenger ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Not sure if thumbs for KS
Or thumbs for a scarred girl wearing no pants on the bed.
#13 - gugo (07/01/2012) [-]
**gugo rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Cleverbot ** Wat
#25 to #13 - ohemgeezus (07/02/2012) [-]
Damnit sloth
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