So.. Technology's evolving, eh..?. I don't even.. mfw I just want to take a 1 hour nap. ASS candles Cyprus Alarm clock nigger tits Boobs
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#19 - somekornchick
Reply +106
(07/02/2012) [-]
but how would you get it out of your butt when it is burned down to your anus?
#49 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2012) [-]
thats when you squat down and squeeze your asshole like you are squeezing a pringles can's cap off
#92 to #19 - thebaker
Reply +33
(07/02/2012) [-]
You don't.
#193 to #92 - lordmoldywart
Reply +2
(07/02/2012) [-]
#20 to #19 - FelipeRuiz
Reply +293
(07/02/2012) [-]
That's when you're allowed to fart.
#30 to #20 - ObviousEnigmatic
Reply +59
(07/02/2012) [-]
Flamethrower
#77 to #20 - robodick
Reply +13
(07/02/2012) [-]
Genius!
Genius!
#201 to #77 - acksl
Reply +2
(07/02/2012) [-]
They look like a Band :D   
Guy on the left is playing keyboard, guy in the middle sings and the guy on the right is just there to bang his head and look cool.
They look like a Band :D
Guy on the left is playing keyboard, guy in the middle sings and the guy on the right is just there to bang his head and look cool.
#125 to #20 - thestrangestboner
Reply +4
(07/02/2012) [-]
MFW
#208 to #125 - kouzan
Reply -1
(07/02/2012) [-]
Mother ****** looks like a new villain from Green Lantern. Bird Brain.
#27 - GnarKill
Reply +161
(07/02/2012) [-]
mfw I just want to take a 1 hour nap.
mfw I just want to take a 1 hour nap.
#59 to #27 - thatevanguy
Reply +13
(07/02/2012) [-]
!!SHOVE IT UP THERE, SHOVE IT UP THERE REALLY HARD!!!!!

Pic is about as unrelated as you can get.
#99 to #59 - teddybearmayhem
Reply -6
(07/02/2012) [-]
#11 - oodlesandoodles
Reply +92
(07/01/2012) [-]
What a terrible way to start off the day
#31 to #11 - XxJACKISHERExX
Reply 0
(07/02/2012) [-]
whats a polish politician doin in that pic?
#129 - thecrummybread
Reply +85
(07/02/2012) [-]
**thecrummybread rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Platform 9 3/4 ** OP when he needs to sleep over 7 hours
#136 to #129 - pimpinpenguin
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(07/02/2012) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at It’s a Master Piece! ** thank you for that roll
#131 to #129 - thecharlesworth [OP] **User deleted account**
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#14 - jokeface
Reply +73
(07/02/2012) [-]
actually farting would have much larger effects than just blowing out the candle...
#16 - almaster
Reply +56
(07/02/2012) [-]
I'm going to get a ton of these and give them to my friend for his birthday
#29 - AresX
Reply +49
(07/02/2012) [-]
mfw I don't wake up
mfw I don't wake up
#33 to #29 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2012) [-]
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#15 - yerfdog
Reply +43
(07/02/2012) [-]
What if you roll over? What about the hot wax?
#26 to #15 - daednevar
Reply +26
(07/02/2012) [-]
this is one of those things where you buy it then realize all the flaws
#103 - goobdol
Reply +28
(07/02/2012) [-]
>Uses said candle   
>Blows it out with a brief queef   
>Candle stops working   
>Never wakes up.
>Uses said candle
>Blows it out with a brief queef
>Candle stops working
>Never wakes up.
#107 to #103 - atomis
Reply +42
(07/02/2012) [-]
I find the word choice "brief queef" very weird
I find the word choice "brief queef" very weird
#36 - KFCownz
Reply +39
(07/02/2012) [-]