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He has a point you know....

Knife cutting 16 bottles.
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I' m backl day a new cutting melee. This time I try 16 water bottles.
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it months age 48 E}
This leeks great for hunting water out in the wild. But the real issue is getting
the wild water bottles to line up like that. these are obviously trained water
bottles, break in captivity. in the wild, they rarely travel in herds. You):] be
lucky to get 2 orw at ems.
2 weeks age 22
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#1 - ainsley (06/29/2012) [-]
This man knows his stuff.
But it's imperative to know that different subspecies of Water Bottles have different breeding and travelling patterns.
It's not actually quite uncommon.
I've been hunting water for years now, and every once in a while I go up to hunt in Alaska.
There, I see many water bottles travelling in herds.
For example, the Aquafinas Waterbottalium, or the Aquafina, travels commonly in Packs of 24 or 12.
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User avatar #26 to #1 - mattiscool (06/30/2012) [-]
You are not funny at all.
#28 to #26 - goldstyphlosion (06/30/2012) [-]
you are not funny at all
User avatar #32 to #26 - Hreidmar ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
This is a valid opinion. I disagree with you, however. Have a nice day.
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#44 to #1 - sizzlingdragon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #1 - BecauseISaidSo (06/30/2012) [-]
Would you look at the cap on this one! A rare find indeed.
#8 to #1 - supamonkey (06/30/2012) [-]
Second part of the the latin name is always un-capitalised. So it's:
Aquafinas waterbottalium
#2 to #1 - mrspartanman (06/29/2012) [-]
Alaska!? Try mexico.
I've seen those damn critters runnin around the desert like no tomorrow.
The largest herd I've ever seen was about 8 to 12 of them everyday.
I've been hearing that scavenger folk have been chasin them down.
Apparently they're rare in the dry lands and they contain special value...
#3 to #2 - loganofice (06/30/2012) [-]
They say there's a rare breed in Russia that's black and travel alone you have to be either really lucky or really good to catch one they say that water is as dark as night and smoother than silk
User avatar #6 to #3 - attifyon (06/30/2012) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I don't like to risk my game. I always go after the big, slow ones. I also hunted the bottles for 2 years, but all hunters go for them. One of my hunter buddies introduced me to gallons. Finding them is a lot easier, they are slower and since most of the hunters go for bottles, there's a plenty of them. You'll need a truck if you want to carry more than 2 back, though. Smallest i've ever seen was 15 kilos.
User avatar #4 to #3 - angelojuusan (06/30/2012) [-]
This is fascinating! Allow me to edit my Big Book of Monsters and how to kill them.
User avatar #5 to #1 - funnyjunkelite (06/30/2012) [-]
i once saw a rare type called dasani aquatis, in a car, poor bastard was being kept hostage or going to be sold to animal smuglers. luckily for him i was there to break it free. after i did ,i brought it to the zoo were it now has a family with a aquafina aguallis, and it's small children of puris lificus and glaciouros aquametis
#12 to #1 - vassia (06/30/2012) [-]
On my hunting trip in Alaska, I actually had the golden opportunity, to see the natural habitat of the water bottles, and it was an amazing site, I even saw two of them breed, here's a pic of my discovery.

After research I discovered that they are Aquafagus, rare type of water bottles.
User avatar #33 to #12 - computor (06/30/2012) [-]
I have alwaus wanted to see aquafagus but never had a chance to do it :( do ypu know if here northern europe would be them?

Sometimes when i go to lapland hunting, i see some aquafigus, but they almost always go alone.
#130 - OMGChrisHansen (06/30/2012) [-]
Honestly?
User avatar #131 to #130 - MaxFabian (06/30/2012) [-]
i have given up expecting any better from us
#140 to #130 - sailorsmooth (06/30/2012) [-]
I've found there to be 3 different groups of Funnyjunk users.

1. The retarded 12 year olds who say crap like this and make the site look bad.

2. The awesome people who have clever things to say, who upload quality content and improve the site with their contributions and break negative stereotypes.

3. The neutral group who are rarely vocal and simply lurk the site for funny, hoping that there will be more of the second group posting that day.

I am in the 3rd group, you are in the 2nd, and the retard that posted that comment is in the 1st. Cheers bro.
#208 to #140 - toasterly (07/01/2012) [-]
I happen to ben in the 3rd as well, And I strongly agree with you.
#210 to #208 - toasterly (07/01/2012) [-]
Be* The **** did I say ben.
#24 - warbek (06/30/2012) [-]
Stop this **** .
#114 - dickorcock (06/30/2012) [-]
Can we make it like a rule of thumb to not show the name of the video in posts like this so a bunch of newfags don't go to comment on it and make us look even more worse than we already are?
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#35 - scoobadooba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37 to #35 - guiguito (06/30/2012) [-]
am i the only one that thinks it's dem 9gaggers making fun of us?
#120 - tannerjroll (06/30/2012) [-]
"So many ******* FUNNYJUNK traitors, you have to let everyone know that you are a part of the funnyjunk army, are you embarassed of being one of us? leave."

this was one of the comments on this video.
"funnyjunk army"? thats the dumbest ******* thing i've ever heard..
#148 to #120 - scoggand (06/30/2012) [-]
so why are jay and silent bob related to this
#122 to #120 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
people take the internet waaaay to seriously..
people take the internet waaaay to seriously..
#126 to #122 - weirdweir (06/30/2012) [-]
yeah.. who is she?
pic unrelated..
#143 to #126 - girtfible **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
Here's another of her for you. She has more tattoos now. :)
User avatar #170 to #143 - baroger (06/30/2012) [-]
holy balls, your girlfriend is hot. You my friend are one lucky man. And i applaud you
#173 to #170 - girtfible **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
Thank you. I have countless pictures of her, but I simply love using the gifs she made for me here!
Thank you. I have countless pictures of her, but I simply love using the gifs she made for me here!
User avatar #180 to #173 - baroger (06/30/2012) [-]
HA i lul'd at that one. Who knew hate and intolerance could be so cuddly and adorable
#149 to #143 - creosote (06/30/2012) [-]
Who is this rather attractive individual?
Who is this rather attractive individual?
User avatar #150 to #149 - girtfible **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
I just told you, my girlfriend.

Her name is Katie.
#209 to #150 - creosote (07/01/2012) [-]
Well done then...
User avatar #133 to #126 - pulluspardus (06/30/2012) [-]
some chick that looks like a clown from imvu.
#168 to #133 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
-_-
#137 to #126 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
My girlfriend. :D
#117 - pepemex (06/30/2012) [-]
**pepemex rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Kitchens ** MFW when repost makes the front page
User avatar #128 to #117 - kornonthecob (06/30/2012) [-]
SLAYER \m/
#82 - notevenmad (06/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #139 - ilovel (06/30/2012) [-]
For god's sake, the comments are all either from 9gag/funnyjunk or complaining about the two. Seriously, shut the **** up.
User avatar #84 - notcompletelystone (06/30/2012) [-]
Why is it that whenever there's a content containing a youtube video,
I go there and find millions of newfags writing '' FUNNYJUNK ARMY WOOT'', ''THUMB UP 4 FUNNYJUNK!!!''
Seriously grow the **** up.
#88 to #84 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
lol. how about you ignore these comments and get on with your day? do they really affect you so much you have to post a comment letting everyone know you were annoyed, you ******* little pussy?
User avatar #91 to #88 - notcompletelystone (06/30/2012) [-]
Yes it affects me so much I probably can't sleep tonight.
#99 to #88 - userderp (06/30/2012) [-]
said the anon that didnt dare to tell him that on his account
said the anon that didnt dare to tell him that on his account
#101 to #99 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
No, my account is banned for red thumbs (made a troll comment saying "LOL! Saw this on 9GAG (meme site similar to this)"). The fact that I got over a hundred people hating on it just proves that so many people from funnyjunk can't just ignore something they don't like. The community here really is immature, in fact 9GAG has a more grown up community (you can actually see from the profile pictures as people aren't hiding their identities)
User avatar #108 to #101 - userderp (06/30/2012) [-]
you are probably right, however my jimmies remain unrustled even if you mentioned 9gag. have a good day.
#119 to #108 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
I think I'm right too. More people on FunnyJunk should be like you though. Why get angry over something like comments? I would rather think about important things like sustaining muscle gain and getting through university
User avatar #141 to #119 - notcompletelystone (06/30/2012) [-]
You're the irony itself.
#109 to #88 - Haane (06/30/2012) [-]
Aren't you NOT doing what you're telling him he SHOULD do?
#90 to #84 - pavichokche (06/30/2012) [-]
What if people from 9gag come to the funnyjunk frontpage to see if there are youtube posts, and then go to the video and pretend to be funnyjunk users as an attempt to get us to fight amongst ourselves?
#135 - rmoran (06/30/2012) [-]
FJ, improving the top comments since 2001.
#67 - forestfires (06/30/2012) [-]
**forestfires rolled a random image posted in comment #212 at Stickbending ** i cut 17 bottles with this
**forestfires rolled a random image posted in comment #212 at Stickbending ** i cut 17 bottles with this
#72 to #67 - AnAnonForLife (06/30/2012) [-]
Luckily I had my goggles on to see you were using something so harmless
#49 - eiad ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
where i come from, bottles of water grow up to 2 liters and travel in packs of 6.. although huge, I've never seen as many together as in the video
#34 - mjdjoy (06/30/2012) [-]
mfw FJ cant see a Youtube video without commenting about Funnyjunk, making us seem like monumental faggots.
User avatar #29 - themastertroller (06/30/2012) [-]
they always travel in crates, never alone
#169 - thehouseofderp (06/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #175 - fucktheniggers (06/30/2012) [-]
5th image in your reaction or similar folder is now yfw being raped
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#196 to #175 - bloodyfox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#178 to #175 - fucktheniggers (06/30/2012) [-]
oh god....i didnt look before i posted
#211 to #175 - anon (07/01/2012) [-]
well thats unfortunate
well thats unfortunate
#217 to #175 - cyanhide (07/11/2012) [-]
Appropriate
Appropriate
#214 to #175 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#189 to #175 - stuartbewbzz (06/30/2012) [-]
... Seriously, what are the chances this would be my 5th?!
#185 to #175 - ibower (06/30/2012) [-]
dafuq?
#213 to #175 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
Rather fitting...
Rather fitting...
#207 to #175 - carnivorouscookie (06/30/2012) [-]
oh god why
oh god why
#199 to #175 - drcakemd (06/30/2012) [-]
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