A pimp joke. A retry at this. Hey Derpette wanna here a joke So a pimp has 3 hoes and he goes to the first one and says "you owe me Shtity" She says "no only 20
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A pimp joke

Hey Derpette wanna here a joke
So a pimp has 3 hoes and he goes to the
first one and
says "you owe me Shtity"
She says "no only 20"
smack"
pimp)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
he goes to the Second one and
says "you owe me )"
She says "no only 20"
smack"
pimp)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
he goes to the
third one and
says "you owe me "
She says "no only 20"
smack"
pimp)" don' t Forrest me hitos"
Wait you said there were
only 3
Don' t Forrest me hitch
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User avatar #11 - kyfvini (06/30/2012) [-]
wanna here a joke

no thanks i wanna there a joke


ba dum.. tsss
User avatar #192 to #11 - PkBoolet (07/01/2012) [-]
Well if your cold, you could just where the joke
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#104 to #11 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 to #104 - conquer (06/30/2012) [-]
wanna hear somethin even funnier?
WNBA
User avatar #182 to #117 - kampi (06/30/2012) [-]
wanna hear something funniest?
YMCA
#81 to #11 - kjeks (06/30/2012) [-]
.. That's... just..   
   
I like it.
.. That's... just..

I like it.
#32 - flyinghatcat (06/30/2012) [-]
>Attempted joke
>Girl telling joke to didn't bring up how you were on the fourth hoe when you only mentioned three
>.................
User avatar #35 to #32 - nachobeldavid (06/30/2012) [-]
Get to fifteenth ho.. give up.
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#146 - thegrandmaster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#167 to #146 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
That rhymed.
#86 - trondoom (06/30/2012) [-]
**trondoom rolled a random image posted in comment #32819 at Slice of Life thread II ** bitch I control
#115 - getott (06/30/2012) [-]
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#149 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/30/2012) [-]
I used this joke... MFW no one was laughing
#156 to #149 - truesignal (06/30/2012) [-]
**truesignal rolled a random image posted in comment #166 at Pokemon Logic ** mfw i AM laughing
#132 - yuknowherpderp (06/30/2012) [-]
Jokes like this are good, but whenever I ask a joke like this they never question the error and then I just look like a retard :(
Jokes like this are good, but whenever I ask a joke like this they never question the error and then I just look like a retard :(
#134 to #132 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
Just emphasize on the number. For example:

"a man went to THREE hoes"

Then they will know that the number three is important but won't know what will happen since they'll never see it coming.
#100 - funnysheetbro (06/30/2012) [-]
A pimp you say? *hyuk hyuk
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#139 to #100 - peacetrooper (06/30/2012) [-]
Here's a larger version.
#106 to #100 - siimonic ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
Looks like Snoop Dogg
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#112 to #100 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#102 to #100 - mustachefriend (06/30/2012) [-]
reminds me of this
#92 - alucardshellhound (06/30/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at I see what u did there **
#131 to #92 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
nice roll
#137 - overwulf (06/30/2012) [-]
"Wanna here a joke?"
#124 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
#7 - tulioandmiguel (06/29/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
#12 to #7 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
You sir, have my thumb, simply on the basis of that being El Dorado
#13 to #12 - tulioandmiguel (06/30/2012) [-]
Thank you.   
   
One for you too, that that you care tough, ur anon :X.
Thank you.

One for you too, that that you care tough, ur anon :X.
#158 - frostyballa (06/30/2012) [-]
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#122 - westsideluigi (06/30/2012) [-]
>Hey Derpette wanna here a joke   
>Derpette wanna here a joke   
>wanna here a joke   
>here a joke   
>here
>Hey Derpette wanna here a joke
>Derpette wanna here a joke
>wanna here a joke
>here a joke
>here

#119 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
Hey OP want to HEAR a joke? Your spelling.
#22 - KFCownz (06/30/2012) [-]
"don't correct me bitch"
"don't correct me bitch"
#50 - jaltor (06/30/2012) [-]
**jaltor rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Ninja Cat ** mfw i smack a hoe!
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#169 - notboobies (06/30/2012) [-]
What'd the five fingers say to the face?
What'd the five fingers say to the face?
#166 - tomhefailin (06/30/2012) [-]
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#3 - zipzopboomkat (06/29/2012) [-]
*hear
*hear
#4 to #3 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
also *then in second to last pic :P
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