Satanist. this made me lol. File: -( 36 an 400x393) Ask a Satanist anything. Hows the tth grade going?. The cursor was pissing me off.
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#30 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
i find satanism hilarious, especially if you read some of the much older religious text that Christianity (and all of the major religions, as it so happens they all seem to stem from the same roots) is based upon, the devil was never actually overtly evil, he was neutral, he was the angel of death acting on god's behalf, then the jews get hold of the religion and he becomes slightly darker, but is still not depicted as the root of all evil, the incident with the forbidden fruit being the closest thing to an evil act he actually does, then, we get the sequel: The New Testament, all of a sudden he's the anus of the world, scrotum of the universe and devourer of children.   
   
people should research fictional characters before they decide to worship them.
i find satanism hilarious, especially if you read some of the much older religious text that Christianity (and all of the major religions, as it so happens they all seem to stem from the same roots) is based upon, the devil was never actually overtly evil, he was neutral, he was the angel of death acting on god's behalf, then the jews get hold of the religion and he becomes slightly darker, but is still not depicted as the root of all evil, the incident with the forbidden fruit being the closest thing to an evil act he actually does, then, we get the sequel: The New Testament, all of a sudden he's the anus of the world, scrotum of the universe and devourer of children.

people should research fictional characters before they decide to worship them.
#49 to #30 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
"the jews get a hold of the religion" what i find sad is that it is proven that judaism is the oldest religion recorded (people say pagan which is stupid) and then you say something like that, holy **** .
#51 to #49 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
yes, recorded, but it's obviously stemmed from something else, as judaism is remarkably similar to islam and several other slightly less popular religions, just because we don't have it recorded doesn't mean we don't know there weren't religions before-hand.
#57 to #51 - xXthabeastXx (06/29/2012) [-]
Islam is the most recently established mono-theistic religion.
#60 to #57 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
Sikhism is the most recently recorded mono-theistic religion...
#63 to #60 - spiderine (06/29/2012) [-]
Sikhism is the most recently established mono-theistic religion*

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User avatar #72 to #57 - tripleog (06/29/2012) [-]
Not trying to sound like a smartass, but you're both right and wrong. According to Islam
there are 4 major holy books in the religion, and Islam was finalized with the last one,
the Quran, and everything is now based on that book.
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#74 to #58 - thearcher (06/30/2012) [-]
So....Charlie from 2 1/2 men then?
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#71 to #58 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
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Satanism has little to do with actual religion, it's just a hedonistic mindset.
#136 - breakfastlunch (06/30/2012) [-]
Hebrew letters around the pentagram   
   
Satan doesn't exist in Jewish beliefs
Hebrew letters around the pentagram

Satan doesn't exist in Jewish beliefs
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#56 - ascian (06/29/2012) [-]
The cursor was pissing me off.
User avatar #59 to #56 - flappadoodle (06/29/2012) [-]
So do you feel better about your self now?
User avatar #93 to #59 - ascian (06/30/2012) [-]
Yes.
#80 to #56 - akkere (06/30/2012) [-]
;~; Why doesn't anyone love me?
I work hard man. Jumping across all those pixes, and I can't even be in one single photo?
Why?
User avatar #24 - mrdivdiv (06/29/2012) [-]
What you need to ask a satanist is "How is Finland?"
#87 to #24 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
Most Satanists are Norwegian. Satanism isn't the most popular religion in any country I don't think.
User avatar #44 to #24 - deathbatdude (06/29/2012) [-]
*norway
#25 to #24 - wafflemix (06/29/2012) [-]
I don't understand that reference :(
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrdivdiv (06/29/2012) [-]
most finnish people are satanic
User avatar #34 to #26 - elenana (06/29/2012) [-]
Im finnish and I dont even know anyone who is satanist.
#64 to #34 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
Are you... *puts on glasses* finnished yet?
#104 - lolzordz (06/30/2012) [-]
this repost was from when i was in the 8th grade
this repost was from when i was in the 8th grade
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User avatar #31 - arvali (06/29/2012) [-]
what does that 8th grade means? inb4 red thumbs...
User avatar #32 to #31 - frankwest (06/29/2012) [-]
It's the eighth year of schooling in America that's all.
#36 to #32 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
9th year
User avatar #37 to #36 - frankwest (06/29/2012) [-]
I did forget kindergarten... **** . Thank you Anon.
User avatar #45 to #37 - thadin (06/29/2012) [-]
10th in Canada. There's Senior Kindergarten after. I know it's stupid
User avatar #47 to #45 - frankwest (06/29/2012) [-]
Senior kindergarten sounds kind of awesome.
User avatar #48 to #47 - thadin (06/29/2012) [-]
Not really. It was just more crayons, more numbers and less nap time.
#85 to #45 - sahakid (06/30/2012) [-]
so is it like normal kindergarten but you don't show up for class and just go out and party and take naps with girls?
User avatar #54 to #45 - TheSock (06/29/2012) [-]
i thought u said super kindergarten, like in king of queens
User avatar #145 to #37 - biggrand (06/30/2012) [-]
i never had preschool, i had " circle of kids who are hyper as **** group" before kindergarten, best damn year of schooling in my life
User avatar #33 to #31 - SniperKitty (06/29/2012) [-]
Satanists are usually young kids who crave attention of others
#121 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
Trains, pic relevant
User avatar #9 - flingwing (06/29/2012) [-]
why does it have hebrew on it?
User avatar #21 to #9 - fukkendragonite (06/29/2012) [-]
I don't think it means anything, I think it's just ******** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - householdguy (06/29/2012) [-]
It spells out Leviathan
User avatar #13 to #11 - isradam (06/29/2012) [-]
Please tell me how can you spell leviathan with a Z, an N, an R, a B and a TZ?
User avatar #14 to #13 - householdguy (06/29/2012) [-]
well maybe those are the wrong letters. I just know that it's SUPPOSED to be Leviathan.
I can't read hebrew.
**** everything
User avatar #15 to #14 - isradam (06/29/2012) [-]
this is how you write leviathan

לויתן
User avatar #17 to #15 - householdguy (06/29/2012) [-]
and those are the signs I'm familiar with on most sigils of baphomet.
Problem solved
User avatar #19 to #17 - isradam (06/29/2012) [-]
Figured it out. It says "Zan Rabatz"

In hebrew, one of the devil's names is Zan, and rabatz is an ancient word meaning "observing" or "Stalking"

it's supposed to mean the devil watches and judges your every move
#20 to #19 - householdguy (06/29/2012) [-]
Now it is known
User avatar #18 to #15 - householdguy (06/29/2012) [-]
http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/BaphometSigil.html
there we go
User avatar #12 to #11 - flingwing (06/29/2012) [-]
ah, see i read hebrew but dont translate
#75 - lolmasterx (06/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 - iaskedalexandria (06/29/2012) [-]
As a Paganfag, I approve of this message.    
   
.gif for your amusement.
As a Paganfag, I approve of this message.

.gif for your amusement.
#28 - xozonex (06/29/2012) [-]
**xozonex rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at Justice Has Been Served **

Who else is satanist
#99 to #28 - anon (06/30/2012) [-]
The relevance is uncanny.
User avatar #8 - purplegorrila (06/29/2012) [-]
repost
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Blargosnarf (06/29/2012) [-]
I'm fairly certain Anarchy isn't a religion... more or less a political statement.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - thesupremebiscuit (06/29/2012) [-]
that's why it's called a PENTagram
User avatar #7 to #5 - hajmahkra (06/29/2012) [-]
That would probably be the star of David.

Looks like we've got ourselves another Hitler
#39 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
what the **** if 8th grade? and for retards they thinks satanists=devil lovers are wrong.google it! .Ps sorry for my drunk spelling.and no the pentagram is not a satanic symbol but they use it same whith satanism to piss of cristians.satanism=pissing off cristian muslim idiots that beleve in a storrytale of was and rape :D well hope some one understands. and im sorry again for the drunk spelling but PARTY HARD!i miss scool tho :/ or not. but it was fun to piss everyone off.faak i really need to [url deleted] sleep in 3 days.well have fun everyone.post some gore on 9fag for me please =)
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