Bill Murray. Not mine.. mfw I have so many ideas about what to do, once famous... I can't wait!!! don't tell me yet, I will find out, once I'm 55 and working at MC Donalds
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#23 - sleep (06/29/2012) [-]
WHY THE **** DO I EVEN HAVE THIS.
#46 to #23 - BecauseISaidSo (06/29/2012) [-]
That's because he said he was on a date.
#4 - unemployeddonkey (06/28/2012) [-]
mfw I have so many ideas about what to do, once famous... I can't wait!!!
don't tell me yet, I will find out, once I'm 55 and working at MC Donalds
#6 to #4 - anon (06/28/2012) [-]
Good luck, but they will never happen
#13 to #6 - epiknarwhalz (06/29/2012) [-]
Harsh, anon, let the man live his dream.   
   
Gif not related..
Harsh, anon, let the man live his dream.

Gif not related..
#270 to #6 - jackherpderp (06/29/2012) [-]
Silly anon..
#143 to #4 - gangjaman (06/29/2012) [-]
just had to
#49 - elbooz (06/29/2012) [-]
i work at wendys.


i cum in your frosties
User avatar #74 to #49 - herecomesjohnny (06/29/2012) [-]
100 frosties a day anon says?you regular porn star you..
User avatar #152 to #49 - nge (06/29/2012) [-]
i have a boner now
#53 to #49 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
and you sell over 100 frosties a day. You must be exhausted by the end of the day
and you sell over 100 frosties a day. You must be exhausted by the end of the day
#50 to #49 - iAmAWizard (06/29/2012) [-]
So that's what makes them so magically delicious
#179 to #50 - cjias (06/29/2012) [-]
Nope. That's just me!
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#238 - onetwothreeawfuck (06/29/2012) [-]
You know what's wrong with Funnyjunk these days? Everyone is obsessed with reposts.
User avatar #248 to #238 - wolfmango (06/29/2012) [-]
when you say obbsesed do you mean obbsessed with making them or obssesed with pointing them out cuse i see both
#275 to #248 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
that did not make any sense at all
User avatar #278 to #275 - dustyshane (06/29/2012) [-]
What he means is," is FunnyJunk Obsessed with reposting, or pointing out reposts, because they do both."
User avatar #276 to #275 - wolfmango (06/29/2012) [-]
well there are plenty of reposts on here so yes people are obbsessed with posting reposts thats true but people point it out just as much as they are posted. I get that its a reposts after the first 60 comments
User avatar #251 to #238 - dustyshane (06/29/2012) [-]
He's leaning on air. He must know what he's talking about.
User avatar #14 - NexusSeven (06/29/2012) [-]
If I'm ever famous I'm gonna do **** like that all the time.
#18 to #14 - twilightdusk (06/29/2012) [-]
But if you do it all the time, previous victims will believe the new one and it all falls apart.
#150 - ewwwhe (06/29/2012) [-]
**ewwwhe rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at close enough ** Nobody is going to believe this.
#167 to #150 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
Join the party!
#168 to #167 - mvtjets (06/29/2012) [-]
Why do you even have that image?
Why do you even have that image?
User avatar #191 to #168 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
why wouldent someone have that image ?
#149 - wheel (06/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #200 - imonaboatman (06/29/2012) [-]
I actually got sad when they killed him in Zombieland.
+5
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#234 to #230 - tribecalledjake (06/29/2012) [-]
He never became a zombie in Zombieland.
He never became a zombie in Zombieland.
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#236 to #234 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#239 to #236 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
He dressed up as a zombie to scare the main character, he never became an actual zombie.
+5
#240 to #239 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#183 - crueldivinity (06/29/2012) [-]
**crueldivinity rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Dream cheated ** MFW it happens
User avatar #158 - hwarangyo (06/29/2012) [-]
Ladies and Gentlemen

Bill ******* Murray
#133 - simse (06/29/2012) [-]
**simse rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Maybe Bolin does have a chance ** Nobody is going to believe this.
User avatar #24 to #19 - inbforurdad (06/29/2012) [-]
Good. Now I don't have to
User avatar #20 to #19 - galebitar (06/29/2012) [-]
not only did you call out his repost you also brought evidence. well played sir
#26 to #20 - dragonthief (06/29/2012) [-]
except in the description he stated it was not his
User avatar #27 to #26 - galebitar (06/29/2012) [-]
doesn't deny the fact that it is reposted
#28 to #27 - dragonthief (06/29/2012) [-]
no duh its probably reposted...its something he saw on the internet, posting in a place with thousands of pics from the internet..what would be the chances its NOT reposted?
#29 to #28 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
you're supposed to check if something is already posted ass face
User avatar #32 to #29 - szymonf (06/29/2012) [-]
and this was on fp yesterday if i recall correctly
#99 - Medication (06/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 - cumeater (06/29/2012) [-]
**cumeater rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Or, GTFO ** mfw bill murray
#104 to #78 - jokersaysamuseme (06/29/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at More manly than MLP ** Nice ti-...roll.
#80 to #78 - rabaneristo (06/29/2012) [-]
**rabaneristo rolled a random image posted in comment #814 at The internet should be more british ** I thumbed you up because boobs.
#79 to #78 - cumeater (06/29/2012) [-]
still counts
still counts
#223 - herpaderpaderp (06/29/2012) [-]
Yeah...
Yeah...
#132 - itsjustmeinca (06/29/2012) [-]
hey bill who's a sexy beast?
hey bill who's a sexy beast?
User avatar #148 to #132 - gazoogo (06/29/2012) [-]
I may be a dude, but I love this movie, and I'm not afraid to say it. Partially because Scarlett Johansson is in it, and mostly only wearing her underwear, but mostly because it's an awesome movie.
User avatar #157 to #148 - davajz (06/29/2012) [-]
What movie is it .. ?
#161 to #157 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
lost in translation
User avatar #163 to #161 - davajz (06/29/2012) [-]
Thank you, kind anon.
User avatar #142 to #132 - sunnyday (06/29/2012) [-]
He pointed slightly to your right. Who or whatever's there must be ******* hot.
#41 - pokerfaceanonymous (06/29/2012) [-]
His name above his picture on wikipedia is "Bill 			*******		 Murray"   
Mfw
His name above his picture on wikipedia is "Bill ******* Murray"
Mfw
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#52 to #41 - bitchplzzz (06/29/2012) [-]
Like this?
#102 - blitztoast (06/29/2012) [-]
Saw Ghostbusters the first time yesterday. Pretty ******* great
User avatar #111 to #102 - anonymousattorney (06/29/2012) [-]
Where the hell have you been the last 30 years? North Korea?
#113 to #111 - Sammael (06/29/2012) [-]
Now that you mention it.
And getting him out wasn't easy, let me tell you. We had to bribe border guard with four times his yearly pay. Nearly 20 dollars that was.
User avatar #115 to #113 - anonymousattorney (06/29/2012) [-]
Wait, I thought that four times nothing was 0...Hmmm, guess I need to work on my basic arithmatic or something.
#116 to #115 - Sammael (06/29/2012) [-]
Soldiers get paid. Its only peasants and workers that work for free and starve.
You want soldiers to fight for you against the people, not join them.
Did you sleep through your dictatorship 101?
User avatar #117 to #116 - anonymousattorney (06/29/2012) [-]
Actually haven't taken that class yet. I took Being a God Amongst Men 406 instead. I'll see what I can do to get that one next time around.
#118 to #117 - Sammael (06/29/2012) [-]
That's a good class. You should take Internationaly Famous Lover 406 too, it really fits and overlaps with BaGAM, easy A.
User avatar #119 to #118 - anonymousattorney (06/29/2012) [-]
Doesn't James Bond teach that one? Heard he's pretty good at teaching it, and his assistant's pretty good, too...Gotta give props to that Powers guy.
#121 to #119 - Sammael (06/29/2012) [-]
They do! Though Powers is taking a study year in Thailand, so Vesper Lynd is taking over as TA. I hear its really hard to pass her oral exam. People have unhinged jaws before.
User avatar #122 to #121 - anonymousattorney (06/29/2012) [-]
DAAAAAMNNN!!! Still not as bad as How to be a Prison-Bitch 204. I was in there my first day because of this schedule mix-up... I still shudder when I walk by that room. And the teacher.....the teacher.....those eyes, so dark and penetrating......damn you, Mr. Popo.......damn you...
#123 to #122 - Sammael (06/29/2012) [-]
You were lucky it was only first day, that's when they teach you to use make up to make yourself look pretty for your owner.
If you walked in How Not To Drop Soap 101... boy do they punish mistakes. Never, ever, ever drop the soap
User avatar #124 to #123 - anonymousattorney (06/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know. That stuff goes all over the place. Seriously, it's almost impossible to catch that slippery little ****** once it gets wet.
#125 to #124 - Sammael (06/29/2012) [-]
Amazing! That's exactly what TA Tyrone said about me!
User avatar #154 to #125 - kidinfinitebillion (06/29/2012) [-]
OH MY ******* GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
BEST THING I'VE SEEN ON FJ

P.S. HAPPY NATIONAL CAPS DAY
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