Now this is a story,
All about how,
My life got med upside down,
And I' d like to take a minute,
Just sit right there,
I' ll tell you how I became the princess of Hyrule - yeah.
Hyrule castle, born and raised,
On a courtyard is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', shootin' some peasants outside of my
When this one bad ass dude,
He was up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood,
I saw him in one dream, and Impa got scared,
She said ‘You' re leavin', and you' re disapeared' into thin air'.
I whistled for my horse and when it came near,
That dude was on the back and he was pissed I was here.
If anything I could say that I was in the clear,
But I thought nah forget it and
He kidnapped me right there
I pulled up to the gates scared shitless a bit later,
And I called to Link 'Yo homes, my ocarina!',
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
The kidnapped Princess who turned into thin air.