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He' s talkin about the average Joe in this video. I was in boxing and all the
conditioning toughened my hands but without gloves I' d still probably break
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#2 - mrdivdiv (06/28/2012) [-]
Street fights don't last long when I play Exodia
Street fights don't last long when I play Exodia
User avatar #76 to #2 - greatxodus (06/29/2012) [-]
holy **** the nostalgia +1 for you
#57 to #2 - cherro (06/29/2012) [-]
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#6 - yesimagirlgamer (06/28/2012) [-]
Simple yet effective
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#40 - azusa (06/29/2012) [-]
#30 - ragingbrony (06/29/2012) [-]
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We shall settle this like Gentlemen...
#1 - lusir (06/28/2012) [-]
HFW he pulls out those cards
#90 to #86 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
#37 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (06/29/2012) [-]
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#104 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
Punching in a bar fight on the other hand..
Punching in a bar fight on the other hand..
User avatar #113 to #104 - fjstig (06/29/2012) [-]
Sauce? Just curious
User avatar #114 to #113 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
Jersey Shore
User avatar #116 to #114 - fjstig (06/29/2012) [-]
You made me extremely happy i didn't know that. But thank you
User avatar #127 to #104 - RobotFish (06/29/2012) [-]
rewatched that for a while...
#105 to #104 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
And doing it wrong
And doing it wrong
User avatar #14 - dupu (06/29/2012) [-]
And why should one not punch if they ever get in a street fight? That's the stupidest **** I've heard in a while.
User avatar #24 to #14 - auesis (06/29/2012) [-]
Read my post above.
#15 to #14 - grimmo (06/29/2012) [-]
He said some dumb **** like the opponent will lean his head forward and **** up your knuckles.
User avatar #17 to #15 - dupu (06/29/2012) [-]
Haha what a load of **** xD
#18 to #17 - grimmo (06/29/2012) [-]
yea, and then he proceeded to pull out a tazer and a knife.
User avatar #32 to #17 - Katzie (06/29/2012) [-]
Watch the actual video before talking crap about something you know nothing about. It talks about somebodies immediate reaction to a fist coming at their face, is to bend their head down to protect it, which is completely true. If you have any arm muscle to speak of, this will mutilate your hand.
The title is very vague, the general idea of the video is to use caution when punching. You sound like you've never been in a fight, so if you ever did, you would be one of those retards in the videos that lose their head and start flailing their fists as much as they can, which is actually extremely easy to do. When you get hit, a lot of people get overcome with rage (this is more common if you know the opposition), unless they're particularly meek or experienced. This makes them lose, because they take no time to decide on an effective method of attack or defence.
The video is explaining that, in a fight, you should fight your urge to immediately thrust your fist at their head, and use more refined techniques. If you know how to punch, by all means do it, but you have to spend time finding an opportunity to hit a vulnerable point.
In other words, you need to realize that you don't ******* know everything, especially when you haven't even watched the video you're talking about.
User avatar #34 to #32 - dupu (06/29/2012) [-]
I'm sorry that my question butthurt you, but since I didn't watch the video I asked what this guy's explanation was behind not throwing punches in a street fight. And as for saying I sound like I have never been in a fight, I've been kick-boxing for 4 years now, which is partly why I also said not throwing punches is the stupidest **** I've heard in a while.
User avatar #52 to #34 - Katzie (06/29/2012) [-]
You didn't ask for an explanation, by saying it was stupid **** , you showed your only intention was to make fun of it.
The time you've spent doing a martial art doesn't mean anything if the student doesn't seem to be able to learn anything, as it seems to be in your case.
User avatar #132 to #52 - WakaTakaBang (09/27/2012) [-]
This is a little late, but looking back at this these guys were dumbasses. How is it even possible that 24 people think we're wrong?
User avatar #134 to #132 - Katzie (09/28/2012) [-]
The thumbs lost that day were worth the opinion we forced through
User avatar #46 to #34 - WakaTakaBang (06/29/2012) [-]
If you've been kickboxing for 4 years then you've learned nothing. You should know that a basic hand defense for a cross would be to tighten up, press your fist to your temple, and wait. This will absolutely destroy your hand if your punch doesn't land where you want it to. While I've never hear this tip before, it makes a lot of sense to me.
#20 to #15 - steavo (06/29/2012) [-]
**** up your knuckles? More like **** up their face. If I could actually **** someone's knuckles up, then I'd let them punch me.
User avatar #36 to #20 - commontroll (06/29/2012) [-]
It hurts to be punched in the face, but their reaction is to lower their head, which means you're either hitting their forehead (one of the hardest parts of the head) or their chin (also another very hard part in the head) and you easily break your knuckles. Anybody that has experience in real fighting knows this.
User avatar #133 to #15 - WakaTakaBang (09/27/2012) [-]
This is late...but people actually do that. The guy with all those positive thumbs is completely incorrect. The best thing to do when taking a punch is cover up and keep your chin down. Your neck will be tight when you do this. This was just a bunch of 15 year-olds arguing about how they could kick each others asses.
User avatar #16 - demandsgayversion (06/29/2012) [-]
Simpler solution: don't be a douche who gets into street fights
User avatar #35 to #16 - commontroll (06/29/2012) [-]
A street fight is just a fight that isn't in a ring, academy, dojo or anything like that.
User avatar #26 to #16 - sonicg (06/29/2012) [-]
Street fight can also mean getting mugged, when faced with a situation that could mean life or death this is what self defense is taught for, not for going out and picking a random fight.
#55 - Bloodstrike (06/29/2012) [-]
Well don't put your all out, balls to the wall strength into one punch, for one if you miss it would throw you off balance and not let you recoil for a second attack. Quick precious strikes to vital points are best, right? Pic related, its who taught these idiots to fight.
#58 to #55 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
The best is not to punch at all. If your opponent punch, you just enter, and grab the wrist and the elbow. Yes, this works in combats, not only when you're training.
User avatar #59 to #58 - Bloodstrike (06/29/2012) [-]
How often is your opponent going to be trained in any martial art? Now-a-days kids BUY their black belts! If you're trained to punch right then it wont be a problem.
#73 to #59 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter how good your opponent is. It is impossible to win a fight if you attack first, and the one defending is half good at it. It is harder with a kick, but every type of punch is really easy to use.

The best thing about these kind of techniques is; they only work when your opponent attack, you can't initiate with them.
#132 to #73 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
My question to you... Have you ever been in a fight?
#109 to #58 - SmilingJackSmyth ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Except if you get swept away by the power of the punch. Or get hit with another punch. And a kick, because while you're trying to catch my arm like a slack-jawed idiot wannabe Steaven Segal, I've made cat food out of you already.
#28 - shiningfinger (06/29/2012) [-]
Bitches start running when I take out my Digivice
User avatar #3 - ciza (06/28/2012) [-]
Why shouldn't you punch in a street fight?
User avatar #10 to #3 - commontroll (06/29/2012) [-]
You can break your knuckles very easily, and usually when you punch, it's more cushioning than a palm strike. They're good for soft tissue targets, like the gut, or uppercutting behind their ribcage, or the throat, but the the face or sometimes chest, it's better to go with palm strikes.
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#79 - sagen (06/29/2012) [-]
**sagen rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at VERY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS ** that's usually how I like to take care of things
#131 - cedriclim (06/29/2012) [-]
is it me, or does his partner look like obama
User avatar #133 to #131 - ImaFirinMahLazar (06/29/2012) [-]
I think that cannabis is gettin to your head bro...
User avatar #134 to #131 - TexMex (06/29/2012) [-]
Is it just me or is the word "partner" in that sentence purple and clickable?
Just want to know if it is some new **** on funnyjunk or if I have something I have to remove on my computer
User avatar #85 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2012) [-]
Why not punch in a street fight?

9 times out of 10 a solid fist to the nose or jaw tends to knock a ****** down. Then you proceed to mount him and beat his face into the concrete with more punching.

Oh, he has friends? Who cares? Just keep beating the **** out of the one guy. Let him and his buddies know that sending him to the hospital is more important to you in that moment than anything else in the world.

The trick to punching is not stopping when you make contact with your target (a mistake most people make). Put that fist through them like you're trying to break thick styrofoam. Also, don't rear up your punch, that won't add any sort of power to it and it will give the other guy time to realize he's about to get decked.

Oh, and for that 1 out of 10 guy who isn't knocked down right away? After you drive across his jaw, with the same arm force your elbow into the side of his throat, the wrap that arm around the back of his neck, grab him with both arms, and drive your knee into his face or chest. That should do take him down.

#1 rule about street fighting: DON'T BE AFRAID TO GET HIT!
#102 to #85 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
It helps, BUT in the country i live in, it's techically illegal to defend yourself. I'm not kidding, if someone attacks you on the street and you fight back, you will be treated just like the attacker. Even if it happened in your home. The only "defense" you can do is to push him back and run. I'm dead serious. Some police officer came to our school some months ago and told this to us, but i could see on her face, even she though it's just retarded.
#124 to #102 - krumpetking (06/29/2012) [-]
The PC brigaide are taking over countries at a time. That is some retarded ******** right there.
#91 to #85 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
The day i take tips on fighting from a pony humping cunt is the day hell freezes over... stop trying to pass on your **** ass techniques, you've obviously never had a real fight in your life
User avatar #92 to #91 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2012) [-]
So because I'm a brony I don't live in a **** neighborhood where I'm jumped constantly? suck a cock you scared little anon.
#95 to #92 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
you know it is rather easy to break your hand while punching someone and that is why you shoulden't punch someone instead use other parts
User avatar #98 to #95 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2012) [-]
You're right, it is easy to break your hand if you don't know what you're doing. But like I said, being in a rough neighborhood I needed to know how to fight, so I talked to a military professional about self defense and he showed me the basic hand to hand combat they teach in the Canadian Armed Forces.

I also have a small frame, so he taught me how to take someone down quick, because if a street fight lasts longer than 30 seconds, you're doing something wrong.

What he taught me has saved my ass more times than I can count. I still get a few scrapes and bruises because fights are hard to dictate, but I always make it out better than the other guy if I can help it.
#111 to #98 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
#125 to #98 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
The first time I punched someone I did break my knuckles.... But I also destroyed his god damn ******* face.... But later your hands get used to the punishment and you get really strong hands. Take it from a boxer
#94 to #91 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
You're so right anon brother
#99 to #85 - kraetyz (06/29/2012) [-]
Or, you know. Run. Like a sane human being?
User avatar #101 to #99 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2012) [-]
Oh I do that a lot too lol, this is for when you don't really have another option.
#96 to #85 - bitchplzzz (06/29/2012) [-]
Thanks, wanna practice?
User avatar #108 to #85 - hugejuggernaut (06/29/2012) [-]
You are such a bad ass. The fact that you are Canadian in no way defeats this statement.
User avatar #122 to #108 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2012) [-]
I'm not trying to show that I'm a bad ass or anything like it. I'm simply explaining that' punching is in fact a good way to win a street fight. Most people who try to jump you or start a fight with you in the streets have about as much fighting experience as you do or less and should be easy enough to overcome if you can keep a calm head.

I was simply using examples I've had experience with. I'm pretty sure if a self-defense instructor said all of this you'd probably believe him.

On another note, what does being Canadian have to do with the validity of anything I've said?
User avatar #103 to #85 - SuitUp (06/29/2012) [-]
I agree. This works perfectly as long as you remember the golden rules:

1. Live in a movie world.

2. Be the main hero.
User avatar #120 to #103 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2012) [-]
You don't need to live in a movie world to defend yourself from thugs. Most people who jump you often don't have any more fighting experience than you do.
#128 - funkayjunkay (06/29/2012) [-]
**funkayjunkay rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Karma's a Bitch ** mfw someone brings pokemon cards to a street fight
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