Apples suck. . Apples give you damin "W vitamins. muscles. muscles give you women, women give you Sex. Sex give you.. AIDS. Don' t eat apples.. I will just have sex with apples then Skip a few steps
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#35 - mattdoggy (06/29/2012) [-]
I will just have sex with apples then
Skip a few steps
User avatar #76 to #24 - futuramafan (06/29/2012) [-]
hahah thanks for the reminder, I'm gonna go get that movie

"Where'd you get those clothes, at the....toilet store???"

- Brick Tamland
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#223 to #2 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
thats like your opinion man...

dear god please be opinion
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#68 to #2 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
Noob
#123 to #68 - anserine (06/29/2012) [-]
mfw i'm female and i don't get it.





is she a pornstar?
#138 to #123 - toastfacekiller (06/29/2012) [-]
You're ******* ugly for a girl

Not terrible looking for a guy though
#125 to #123 - dubmaster (06/29/2012) [-]
>google images
>sasha grey
>safe search off
#163 to #125 - cruzslzr (06/29/2012) [-]
her face when her parents walk in googling sasha grey with safesearch off
#214 to #123 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
...was it necessary to say you were a girl?   
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...was it necessary to say you were a girl?
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User avatar #252 to #214 - fukkendragonite (06/29/2012) [-]
Kinda was necessary. Otherwise she has no excuse for not knowing Sasha Grey.
User avatar #166 to #123 - theist (06/29/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad. I'm a guy and I didn't know who the **** she was before funnyjunk.
#251 to #166 - fukkendragonite (06/29/2012) [-]
Me neither dude.
User avatar #215 to #201 - theist (06/29/2012) [-]
no that means I'm not obsessed with knowing every pornstar in existence.
#213 to #123 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
#5 - hesstergon (06/28/2012) [-]
to be honest i'm an apple fan
#211 to #5 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
your post has like 5 meanings
#167 - nightroller (06/29/2012) [-]
NO APPLES?!
User avatar #186 to #184 - danielph (06/29/2012) [-]
only deathnote related pic i had :(
User avatar #189 to #186 - llortemageht (06/29/2012) [-]
It's fine, it was a joke about how L got really pissed off when he got that message
#52 - rtchris (06/29/2012) [-]
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#110 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
This is like one of those DirecTV commercials. I hope apples don't also cause me to attend my own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley
#59 - hhboy ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
yes never eat apples, they are disgusting.
bad, bad apples.
#63 to #60 - hhboy ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
wait, i'm confounded by this.
User avatar #88 to #59 - demideus (06/29/2012) [-]
But what about pares
#67 to #59 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
Nah dude, apples are GOOD.
#69 to #67 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
WTF? Now I can't eat apples.
#61 to #59 - supamonkey (06/29/2012) [-]
I see what you did there...
I see what you did there...
#64 to #59 - OrionPax (06/29/2012) [-]
I'm not fond of pears, myself... but what's wrong with apples?
#168 - tacblack (06/29/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex.
Doesn't matter had sex.
#26 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (06/28/2012) [-]
What am I gonna do with all these...?
What am I gonna do with all these...?
#82 to #26 - rambearclaw (06/29/2012) [-]
Make apple sauce
Make apple sauce
#49 to #26 - redwolfradolf (06/29/2012) [-]
DO YOU TAKE TRENNI SILVER COINS?
#137 - hoban (06/29/2012) [-]
> Apple give you vitamins   
> Vitamins give u muscles   
> Muscles give you women   
> Women takes your money   
> No more money too buy apples   
> Women leaves you claiming that it isnt then same anymore, it is just no more money   
> Sink into pit of depression   
> See women with a man who can still afford apples   
> Feel 			******		, Lonely and fail too see the point in ilfe anymore   
> Find rope   
> Hang yourself from tree at sunset   
TL:DR? Apples will lead to a horrible slow depressing death
> Apple give you vitamins
> Vitamins give u muscles
> Muscles give you women
> Women takes your money
> No more money too buy apples
> Women leaves you claiming that it isnt then same anymore, it is just no more money
> Sink into pit of depression
> See women with a man who can still afford apples
> Feel ****** , Lonely and fail too see the point in ilfe anymore
> Find rope
> Hang yourself from tree at sunset
TL:DR? Apples will lead to a horrible slow depressing death
#116 - therealdoctor (06/29/2012) [-]
"Apple are rubbish, I hate apples."
"Apple are rubbish, I hate apples."
#85 - alphajunk (06/29/2012) [-]
Apple ******* sucks! your right OP
#1 - parucci (06/28/2012) [-]
I'm leaving this planet
I'm leaving this planet
#237 - idropkickppl (06/29/2012) [-]
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#39 - gryx (06/29/2012) [-]
How bout everybody stops using macs and call it even.
How bout everybody stops using macs and call it even.
#222 - shootforbrains (06/29/2012) [-]
oh lawd...
#246 - anon (06/29/2012) [-]
Apples also murder children.
#247 to #246 - BastianKaid (06/29/2012) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT. Just when I thought I had gotten away....
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