My CockBlock story. I need your help FJ. help me decide what to do. I will reward you all with... COOKIES!!<br /> thumb up- do it thumb down- don't do it& mondo cock block jackasses stealing my Girl fuck Him to Hell
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My CockBlock story

My CockBlock story. I need your help FJ. help me decide what to do. I will reward you all with... COOKIES!!<br /> thumb up- do it thumb down- don't do it&

I need your help FJ. help me decide what to do. I will reward you all with... COOKIES!!<br />
thumb up- do it thumb down- don't do it<br />
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Indy Cockblock Story
Today I saw Mondo 's comic entitled "C ck”. Upen seeing this, I was
immediately reminded orsomething that happened to me a couple
My "friend" was mo st likely the biggest ceck blo dkey in history-.
I really liked this girl who I will refer to as.. Jessica.. She was the first chair Alto
saxophone in my jazz band, I was gnd chair Alto, and my friend who I will refer to
as.. Tedd.. was rrd chair alto. I had liked Jessica for a long time, and I
had been told by her friends that she liked me. I was planning en asking her
out to a movie, then ice cream, then asking her to . Todd was a lady' s
man, and was pretty good friends with her. I told Todd about asking her out, which
I was going to do later that week, to make sure he wochen' t snag her before I did,
and since he was friends with her, maybe to hint that I liked her sense time. After
a couple offars, I firefly gained the courage to ask her out. When I asked her, my
timing was perfect. I was nice, polite, and in my opinion very charming. After
asking her, she smiled and said. (I will never forget her words) "ehh.. sew, i' m
going an a date with Todd tonight, maybe seine other time." I was polite and calm
ab out it, accepted her rejection and she left.
After about 5 minutes of p acing around the hall out side offur band reem (it was
after schewl and I was waiting for my brother who was my ride) telling myself that
it was all go ed and there was Always next year, and maybe they wen' t get in a
relationship, I had an epiphany. I realized that I was a complete and tital Eduard
for even thinking that. That fudging player as shale ****** me over
and stole the girl I liked when he had at least 4 other girls (all ofthem told him
multiple times they liked him) lined up. Ofcourse, as I exp acted, within the next
week I saw en the newsfeed " Todd and Jessica are in a relationship"
Needless to say, I was furious. The next day I broke his nese and got a 3 day
suspension That bastard deserved every bit of p am he got, if net mere.
Unfortunately, our friendship which had been going strong since tth grade was
over, and my crush was gene. But I guess it all worked I am new
dating his sister, who I must say if ******* het.
I as sure you , my revenge is net complete. Over the last month er , I have
been regaining his trust, and talking to him fairly often ever text message where he
has shared with me many secrets about his fairly premis cums life. [These secrets
include who he' s cheated on Jessica with, what he did to the girls he cheated with,
him sharing very detailed information about his and J es sica' s love life which Pm
sure she would not appreciate him sharing with others, him saying en several
different occasions that he doesn' tlike her, and never has, and the icing an the
cake, several pictures (taken by my camera phone) making out with 6
different girls all on different occasions (I will share all of these photos with every
girl who is in them) Also, I to these pictures when he brought them to hang out
with me and my other friends, Pm not stalking him..
With all of this information, I have the ability to destroy his entire an life, his
relationship with J es sica, all of the girls he has cheated en Jessica with (I think it' s
up to ab out 9 er I o now), and the rest ethis time in high schewl will be him being
hated by every one ethis former friends.
In other words, Todd' s high sche life will be destroyed, and he will have to live
for another year (we are juniors) in his own little hell.
Fl that' s my story. What do you think? Should I destroy him, er shouldi
live and let live? I hate that Bastards guts for the way he treats women, and for
what he did to me, but Pm not generally a bad persin..
PS. If I end up doing it, I will post the story about the aftermath.
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User avatar #647 - LarryPlatt (04/26/2010) [-]

Put the photos in a collaboration and post it on funnyjunk, then we'll do the honors of thumbing them up. Tomorrow during school say "I have this funny picture to show you 'Jessica,'" and show her the top pic on funnyjunk, which will be her boyfriend making out with six other girls. You want revenge? That's the way to do it.
#976 to #647 - SixsicSixBabe **User deleted account** (04/26/2010) [-]
holy **** i read this from the kitchen and almost burnt the toast for sammiches.. >:O ******* epic brilliant and awesome idea!!!
#717 to #647 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
#655 to #647 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
******* BRILLIANT.
#196 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
ehat happens if todd is a funnyjunker?
User avatar #199 to #196 - bucketofbloo (04/26/2010) [-]
he's pretty much ****** .
User avatar #207 to #199 - gazoogo (04/26/2010) [-]
he's too much of a douche to be a FJ'er. **** him.
User avatar #213 to #207 - bucketofbloo (04/26/2010) [-]
sorry, do not want to **** him, as I am a girl.
User avatar #221 to #207 - BlueAlbotross (04/26/2010) [-]
do it if you must, but a peaceful mind will go farther than an angry heart
User avatar #214 to #207 - bucketofbloo (04/26/2010) [-]
karma's a bigger bitch, anyways.
User avatar #250 - Cambro (04/26/2010) [-]
dude, Tiger's been through enough already
User avatar #726 to #250 - jezzuschrizzist (04/26/2010) [-]
i ******* love you man
User avatar #1448 - HappyStan (06/10/2010) [-]
We need a foto of your face so we can make a new meme.

Guy steals your girl

*foto here*

Bang his sister
User avatar #1 - Dweezy (04/25/2010) [-]
He broke bro's before ho's, so break his anus with marbles...
Also yeah, share those pics
User avatar #2 to #1 - gazoogo (04/25/2010) [-]
will do. thanks bud
User avatar #3 to #2 - Dweezy (04/25/2010) [-]
but dont let him find out you did it if hes the type of guy to rage
User avatar #4 to #3 - gazoogo (04/25/2010) [-]
yeah.. he didn't do anything when i punched him in the face :P but seriously, i'm generally a very nice person. that's the first time i have ever punched anyone
#240 to #4 - miigwun **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #245 to #240 - gazoogo (04/26/2010) [-]
hmm.... very good point. but, it may be worth it.
#248 to #245 - miigwun **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #4 - CaptinAwesome ONLINE (04/25/2010) [-]
MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL! (u devious little bastard)
User avatar #85 - imonagoat (04/26/2010) [-]
well normally i would say do it and **** him over but you are dating his sister and if you really like her and think it might affect your relationship with her then i would reconsider the whole thing
User avatar #140 - ReaganSmash (04/26/2010) [-]
Just stick it in his sister!
#1216 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
TheDesigner just made FJ a enemy of me, those little "hey im a slut in your area" pop ups show up in the corner of the screen
User avatar #142 - RaccoonKyle (04/26/2010) [-]
**** his world, bro. Sorry about the girl.
User avatar #139 - satanisthesavior (04/26/2010) [-]
#138 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
Let the ****** burn.
User avatar #135 - Jamz (04/26/2010) [-]
I say DO IT!!
I wanna see his face when he finds out whats happening
User avatar #1294 - mrtenorman (04/26/2010) [-]
Tell him how he screwed you over. Act all hurt so he thinks that you wouldn't do anything about it. Then one day you tell him that you have ONE picture of him cheating on his gf. Use it as blackmail. Make him your bitch. Tell Jessica that he did in fact cheat on her. Make sure you have her play along, so if she hears the news from anyone else, she'll know what to expect. Enjoy your new bitch, milk it as long as you can. If he finally decides it's not worth it show him another pic. Continue this process for as long as you want. When he's finally distraught and basically in your complete debt, tell everyone about the other girls. Everyone hates him. You and Jessica get to scheme together. Buy some new shades- take em off- YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
User avatar #1315 to #1299 - TheSandalMan (04/26/2010) [-]
User avatar #698 - DoctorDinosaur (04/26/2010) [-]
If you strike him down, YOU will become more powerful then you could ever imagine.
User avatar #710 to #698 - YouDamnSkippy (04/26/2010) [-]
the Funnyjunk is strong in this one...
#574 - Adelgard (04/26/2010) [-]
Do it bro he deserves it.
User avatar #186 - jogz (04/26/2010) [-]
lock him up in your basement and tell him you want to play a game. could blackmail him with that incriminating evidence :D
User avatar #133 - RAMOS (04/26/2010) [-]
for ******* u over like that...DO IT!!!
User avatar #995 - Wasausky (04/26/2010) [-]
#1008 to #995 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
You sir, are a ******* genius.
#837 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
go over to his place and cum in her cereal
#839 to #837 - Rascal (04/26/2010) [-]
his.. sorry
#606 - TheIronMangina (04/26/2010) [-]
in the words of the great insanity wolf...
a metaphoric rake of course...
or not...
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