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The internet should be more british. I encourage you. Asail, chum.. The Internet should be more Jits: Cir The above text was far too lengthy to merit a read. Th

I encourage you.
Asail, chum.

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The Internet should be more
Jits: Cir
The above text was far too
lengthy to merit a read.
The humour of the situation is due to
the fellows conspicuous obesity.
SEES EMMA
STREET M
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negative.
This pleases me immensely.
Scumbag St we
Scoundrel Stephen
ASA( E[ | run an um
HES VIII! , TEA
Very well then.
ll encourage you.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#9 - kilroyxx
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I'm British and I'm yet to meet anyone who speaks like this.
I'm British and I'm yet to meet anyone who speaks like this.
#416 to #9 - wiredguy
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OOH
OOH ME
I SPEAK POSH

Really. I do. It's somewhat alienating really :\
#495 to #9 - socratic
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I  am american and I look like this.
I am american and I look like this.
User avatar #807 to #9 - kilroyxx
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Bloody hell, I come back from a day out, to find all this! I don't know what to say.
User avatar #13 to #9 - melovecookies
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Same
#193 to #9 - ilgattozaiga
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For real, innit bruv.
#184 to #9 - silverlance
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Stephen Fry isn't far off
#73 to #9 - madeitforthemusic
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What do British people think Americans talk like?
#166 to #73 - whistleandrun
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this
this
#10 to #9 - drblue
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Well we Americans ought to have our laughs too!
#246 to #10 - thexend
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You had me at "rooty tooty point-n-shooty"
User avatar #632 to #246 - squeaknique
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Forcey-Fun-Time made me splity-splatty my tea....
#588 to #10 - dreamthrow
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One day, I was operating my motorized rollingham along the cobble-stone-clippity-clop to reach my favorite deli. I noticed that my motorized rollingham was having trouble rickedy-popping so I pondered "I must be gentle if I'm to reach the deli and order my favourite breaddystack." After I (pardon the informality) ate my meal I returned to my dwelling quarters. As I rotated the twisting plankhandle of my door, I was flabbergasted that there was a negro of large stature putting a rooty tooty point-n-shooty in the general direction of my visage. He had my wife strapped to a chair with a few electro-ropes and was about to engage in forcy fun time with her. I shouted for the constable but the negro speared me with a pip-pop-gollywock. He then forced me to get on my wunderbahbox and use my hoighty toighty tippy typer to disclose my finance information. After I fulfilled that task, he discharged his rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty into my ceiling bright. He was on his way out of the entrance, but a merry fizzlebomb celebration just started. He was so startled by clamor that he shat himself so forcefully that he breathed his last breath and passed on.
My wife and I were saved by these "fireworks"
#212 to #10 - finalfaptasy
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User avatar #178 to #10 - nogphille
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electro rope... nice
#283 to #10 - doctorrock
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>mfw was in very successful TV using an American accent
User avatar #320 to #283 - somepervert
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You accidently your sentence
#11 - lazypaul
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WHat would be even more hillarious is if the internet was more scottish.
User avatar #418 to #11 - bluename
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instead of "it' funny 'cause he's fat" it would be "It's funny 'cause he's a chubby wee bastard kin?" Well that's how people talk in my part of Scotland.
User avatar #25 to #11 - gowge
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Aye, wee man i ken what yea mean.
#108 to #11 - bloodyspy
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Yeah, and black, drunk and one-eyed!
#228 to #108 - Zaxplab
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#91 to #11 - odonnell
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Take this.

(Based on Glaswegian, Got bored and cba finishing it so i missed out 2 or 3)
#134 to #91 - thegamegestapo
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Lost it on the last one
User avatar #95 to #91 - lazypaul
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Haha, thats brilliant! you should post it. But i would changed the 'OK' one from 'aye' to 'awrite'
User avatar #113 to #95 - odonnell
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You can post it if you want. I cba doing the maths xD
User avatar #137 to #113 - lazypaul
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User avatar #170 to #137 - odonnell
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I thumbed it up :) thanks for the deds.
User avatar #124 to #113 - lazypaul
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Haha, awrite. I'll give you deds.
#569 to #91 - dreamthrow
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#22 - toguro
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY!?
#342 - ifmlpthreadwellfuc
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British FJ
#57 - Reddiamond
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#104 - ApplesAndPears
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Fixed
#224 - zzzbrabbitzzz
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#196 - TKinit
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Meanwhile in England...
#210 to #196 - assdemolisher
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#131 - Rellikthebrit
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I wish this was true but we have chavs.
#143 to #131 - HarryPlopper **User deleted account**
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User avatar #157 to #143 - unhappyspanners
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u wot blud? m8 dnt mess wit mi
User avatar #144 to #143 - Rellikthebrit
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lol
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User avatar #153 to #146 - Rellikthebrit
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I have never noticed that. next time I'm being mugged I wont be able to take him seriously.
#35 - ningyoaijin
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Actually, I can say with utmost confidence that the vast majority of people in the north east of England are nothing more than uneducated scum. Seriously, The Catherine Tate Show exaggerates a lot less than you might think. Same with Little Britain.
User avatar #37 to #35 - baconoverjesus
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I agree with you, i live up north, (west Yorkshire to be exact) *******. chavs. everywhere, but please dont stereotype us, the majority of us quite nice :)
User avatar #38 to #35 - MyNameIsARickRoll
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I also live in the North East of England
and whilst a lot of people are stupid and ignorant, the Catherine Tate Show and Little Britain exaggerate ridiculously. There some people, obviously, who fit those caricatures, but the vast majority of people around me don't.
#40 to #35 - anon id: 5b79dd96
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while on the other hand the closer you get to london the sexier you get
while on the other hand the closer you get to london the sexier you get