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Confucius, the original comedian

Confucius say

ll! WIN] AMERY (ii@ EEB
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Submitted: 06/27/2012
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#3 - sektorfire (06/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#32 - frienderman (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#33 - sutrakama (06/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#26 - gotpoopdick (06/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#70 - ifmlpthreadwellfuc (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
You stole the 9Gag Old Asian Wiseguy face and made it a new meme? How origonal.
#22 to #18 - walksintomordor (06/27/2012) [-]
Troll level: Faggot
#59 - Bacula ONLINE (06/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#63 - fierydarkstorm (06/28/2012) [-]
Ancient Chinese Proverb say, man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.
User avatar #39 - Iamasmarty (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Confucius says "Go to sleep with itchy bum hole, wake up with stinky finger."
#9 - spiderfan ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
**spiderfan rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at super hero costumes ** mfw
#12 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Confucius says: It´s good for a girl to meet a boy in the park, but it´s better for a boy to park his meat in a girl.
#15 - lnizzle (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Confucius says: If you go to bed with itchy butt you wake up with stinky finger.
User avatar #40 - kouzan (06/28/2012) [-]
Elevator smell different to midget.
User avatar #43 - CommentingAnon (06/28/2012) [-]
"Man with dick in peanut butter, is fucking nuts."
#1 - dbanks (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#62 - Onemanretardpack (06/28/2012) [-]
OP's meal of choice
User avatar #60 - azusa (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It is good to meet girl in park.

But is better to park meat in girl!
User avatar #50 - franktonfire ONLINE (06/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Confucius say, Gay dinosaur name "Mega-Saur-Ass"
User avatar #73 to #71 - franktonfire ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Ferrari and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15,000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to little fucking kids you sick fuck.
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