Brotein Fart. . Cl Anonymous 06/ 20/ ) 02: rt Mo. on NY subway at about deserted but for fat person and myself can hear it quietly farting a few seats behind me brotein
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Brotein Fart

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Cl Anonymous 06/ 20/ ) 02: rt Mo.
on NY subway at about
deserted but for fat person and myself
can hear it quietly farting a few seats behind me
ssmall reaches me
foul, but f decide to it
istant up
veggin doing squats
scan see their confused expression in window reflection
three low squats
met to the bottom of the fourth
llet rip with an INCREDIBLE protein fart
A can feel my asshole rippling with the intensity of it
like I was channeling the sulfurous bowels of Satan himself
mounds like an obese foghorn
immeadiately sit back down
Hotel silence for about 10 seconds
ssmall reaches hamplanet
ait begins coughing and spluttering
astards up and shuffles over to window to gasp air from outside in the tunnel
mot out the next stop it could
I felt pretty good about that one.
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#13 - trolocaust (06/27/2012) [-]
Couldn't. Handle. Hamplanet,
Couldn't. Handle. Hamplanet,
#27 - inboundpotato (06/27/2012) [-]
"Obese foghorn" and "Hamplanet." 						*******					 died laughing at the latter. Thanks for the laugh OP
"Obese foghorn" and "Hamplanet." ******* died laughing at the latter. Thanks for the laugh OP
#4 - ragingbrony (06/27/2012) [-]
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Better than the time I won that farting contest with Michael Moore.
#32 - sweeneyswaiting (06/27/2012) [-]
"hamplanet" oh god lol.
"hamplanet" oh god lol.
#66 - gmarrox (06/27/2012) [-]
Mfw "hamplanet"
#57 - rel (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Worth the read on this one.
#46 - africanking (06/27/2012) [-]
>it reaches hamplanet
>reaches hamplanet
>hamplanet
ahahahdhjasjahahdjkskfjbhkjn klbnaskjdbhgkjbskjbakjbkjbsf
#68 - zytherman (06/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
OP. Take my Thumb, take my House, take my 						*******					 car. I dont give a 						****					 what you have   
This Gem of a post made me laugh so 						*******					 much, i was literately CRYING with laughter especially at "hemplanet"    
I have to Fav this so that i will ALWAYS get a laugh every day    
   
thank you OP!
OP. Take my Thumb, take my House, take my ******* car. I dont give a **** what you have
This Gem of a post made me laugh so ******* much, i was literately CRYING with laughter especially at "hemplanet"
I have to Fav this so that i will ALWAYS get a laugh every day

thank you OP!
User avatar #39 - screamz (06/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Germanfag here, what does Hamplanet mean ? Translater won't answer :(
User avatar #6 - MoparMan (06/27/2012) [-]
******* hell... hamplanet? hahahaha.... XD
#65 - noizstar (06/27/2012) [-]
hfw he leaves the train
hfw he leaves the train
User avatar #37 - commontroll ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
See, my favorite part of 4chan, is all the terms they make up, like Hamplanet and wank chariot.
#25 - pavichokche (06/27/2012) [-]
Take that, fattie !
Take that, fattie !
#20 - daburger (06/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Currently pondering if this is indeed the funniest material I've ever seen on this site.
Currently pondering if this is indeed the funniest material I've ever seen on this site.
#84 - turkishpidgeon (06/27/2012) [-]
MFW "Hamplanet"
MFW "Hamplanet"
#43 - slowerbread (06/27/2012) [-]
Lost it at hamplanet
User avatar #35 - niceguyguy (06/27/2012) [-]
I lost it at "Hamplanet"
#16 - oliverbass (06/27/2012) [-]
MFW fart jokes
MFW fart jokes
User avatar #14 - DisgruntledTomato (06/27/2012) [-]
These stories wouldn't be nearly as funny if it weren't for the choice of words "hamplanet" oh god I lol'd
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