Brotein Fart. . Cl Anonymous 06/ 20/ ) 02: rt Mo. on NY subway at about deserted but for fat person and myself can hear it quietly farting a few seats behind me brotein
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Brotein Fart

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Cl Anonymous 06/ 20/ ) 02: rt Mo.
on NY subway at about
deserted but for fat person and myself
can hear it quietly farting a few seats behind me
ssmall reaches me
foul, but f decide to it
istant up
veggin doing squats
scan see their confused expression in window reflection
three low squats
met to the bottom of the fourth
llet rip with an INCREDIBLE protein fart
A can feel my asshole rippling with the intensity of it
like I was channeling the sulfurous bowels of Satan himself
mounds like an obese foghorn
immeadiately sit back down
Hotel silence for about 10 seconds
ssmall reaches hamplanet
ait begins coughing and spluttering
astards up and shuffles over to window to gasp air from outside in the tunnel
mot out the next stop it could
I felt pretty good about that one.
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