The 'I'm a twat list' for DJs. . DJ Jixxy 2012 The Tm a twat' list for Djs Customer comment 1) Play my song NOW/ NEXT! 2) Play it again I missed it (No one will
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The 'I'm a twat list' for DJs

DJ Jixxy 2012
The Tm a twat' list for Djs
Customer comment
1) Play my song NOW/ NEXT!
2) Play it again I missed it (No one will ' ll love it!)
3) What songs you got?
4) Can I leave my coat/ bag in there?
5) I' m a DJ, can I have a go? What decks are you using?
6) is that virtual DJ?
7) Play something I can dance to/ Put something decent on
8) Dont know what it' s called but it goes like this.....
9) Let me use the microphone
IO) Are you the on
11) What does THIS button do?
12) Teach me how to DJ!
13) Put some dubstep/ Dnb on!
14) Djin' s easy - I/ anyone could do it!
15) Play Justin Beiber!
16) Play my song, everybody wants to hear it!
17) Play my song, everybody will dance to it!
18) Play it soon cos we' re going in a minute!
19) What?! You havent got it? You call yourself a DJ?!
20) Can you play a song off my phone?
21) Can you not play it oft Youtube?
22) This song is **** , play something else (with full )
23) I work here, you have to play my song
24) is this the bar?
25) its my birthday you have to play it!
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Submitted: 06/25/2012
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#12 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Implying it's hard to be a DJ.
User avatar #5 - conordalymcr (06/25/2012) [+] (16 replies)
DJs sound like assholes..
#4 - therealndarr (06/25/2012) [-]
be DJ
wasted girl with huge knockers comes and asks to play her song
go away
keeps asking
says she'll show me her boobs
say go for it
she does feelsgoodman.jpg
laugh and keep playing my setlist
stupid whore
#1 - fapallday (06/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
you mean good guy DJ
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#74 - lapfoxtrax **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #80 to #74 - Ivandrago (06/26/2012) [-]
Kind of ironic that you used the phrasing of "Who's that faggot up there" :D
User avatar #39 - thatnerdyguy (06/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The "twat" part is supposed to mean the customer, right?
User avatar #22 - therealslim (06/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i love dj's the have an epic job but if i had to deal with drunk assholes all night i would start being an ass too
#83 - nickwalla (06/26/2012) [-]
My reply to 14 is normally 'So why aren't you behind here while I'm at home with a cup of tea and a biscuit?'
#46 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** Dj's
User avatar #44 - froghole (06/26/2012) [-]
if you're a dj you better do anything reasonable the people paying the bill want you to do. i.e. weddings and ****
User avatar #32 - theivindon (06/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
but i like dnb...
User avatar #107 - gameshredder (06/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i DJ'd my friends birthday once, he's my kinda "classy" friend. party was all "formal" where you had to wear a suit. I show up with turn tables, a deadmau5 shirt, and a library full of kick ass dubstep music. I burst through the fence door, everyone was in the backyard. I screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" everyone looked at me, my friend looked at me with a nervous look, he knew what i was doing and didnt approve, i didnt care. I blast the music, everyone looked at me with a surprised and fascinating face. Next thing i know, everyone is jamming out to the beats, friend is still looking at me with a shocked look. after about 7 minutes, i pull out as fast as i can with the equipment, leaving everyone thinking "that was the greatest 7 minutes of my life".
User avatar #112 to #107 - fuzzyballs (06/26/2012) [-]
don't believe you
User avatar #59 - emptysuperman (06/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
DJ are completely useless. I'm guessing the majority of them will be gone in the next 10-15 years. Really, what do they that a computer can't?
User avatar #65 to #63 - peulschil (06/26/2012) [-]
However, mostly they rape perfectly good songs with some **** mixes
#53 - RedScout (06/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Sid Wilson, anyone? I still love that story about him breaking both of his heels from a stage dive, only to come back out and finish the tour in a wheel chair.
#86 - hipsophobadon (06/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #304 at Sweet life? A Fantasy. ** Seems like legit responses. I would be annoyed to if people bitched at me about my job every other minute.   
Pic is my job in real life.
**hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #304 at Sweet life? A Fantasy. ** Seems like legit responses. I would be annoyed to if people bitched at me about my job every other minute.
Pic is my job in real life.
User avatar #35 - zapgod (06/26/2012) [-]
i worked as a DJ in a roller rink for 3 years, and i usually say "we'll see" because if i say anything els they'll bug the **** out of me.
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