The 'I'm a twat list' for DJs. . DJ Jixxy 2012 The Tm a twat' list for Djs Customer comment 1) Play my song NOW/ NEXT! 2) Play it again I missed it (No one will Im a twat list f
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DJ Jixxy 2012
The Tm a twat' list for Djs
Customer comment
1) Play my song NOW/ NEXT!
2) Play it again I missed it (No one will ' ll love it!)
3) What songs you got?
4) Can I leave my coat/ bag in there?
5) I' m a DJ, can I have a go? What decks are you using?
6) is that virtual DJ?
7) Play something I can dance to/ Put something decent on
8) Dont know what it' s called but it goes like this.....
9) Let me use the microphone
IO) Are you the on
11) What does THIS button do?
12) Teach me how to DJ!
13) Put some dubstep/ Dnb on!
14) Djin' s easy - I/ anyone could do it!
15) Play Justin Beiber!
16) Play my song, everybody wants to hear it!
17) Play my song, everybody will dance to it!
18) Play it soon cos we' re going in a minute!
19) What?! You havent got it? You call yourself a DJ?!
20) Can you play a song off my phone?
21) Can you not play it oft Youtube?
22) This song is shit, play something else (with full )
23) I work here, you have to play my song
24) is this the bar?
25) its my birthday you have to play it!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - conordalymcr
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(06/25/2012) [-]
DJs sound like assholes..
#7 to #5 - anon id: 57a304cc
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We are assholes, but drunk customers are worse! lol
#26 to #5 - anon id: df0b4622
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you sound like a sensitive bitch
#20 to #5 - dubludubzy
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(06/25/2012) [-]
the person is a twat anyways he asked for JB i'd not want to listen to an asshole who wants JB on
User avatar #10 to #5 - djpharaoh
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(06/25/2012) [-]
We're definitely assholes, but it's because of the unfathomably moronic and ridiculous crowds we have to deal with.
User avatar #11 to #10 - conordalymcr
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If the crowds are moronic then it's understandable but otherwise I don't see why you don't take requests. I can understand it'd be annoying when people beg you to play theirs now/next though
User avatar #27 to #11 - djpharaoh
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Requests are completely fine, it's the way that people ask. Some people come up and ask me, "hey can I make a request?" I answer yes and play their song after a song or two. Done deal. OTHERS, lol, come up and scream at you with their alcohol ridden breath and demand you play their favorite song, which has been played 3 times already, and then get mad when you tell them not now, as if they own you.

Not to mention, theres types of events. Some events have requests being appropriate, such as party's for someone's bday, etc. If you were hired to run the music. Then theres the type of event where you were hired as a performer. The DJ makes a setlist beforehand and its more of a display of skill rather than catering to the crowd. Requests are not appropriate then. Usually I'm completely nice to people who treat me with respect as well, otherwise, you get what you give.

PLAY CALL ME MAYBEEEHHH!! NOWW!!

haha **** OFF
User avatar #13 to #5 - rolfface
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I don't see how you can say that if some dick comes up to you and Depends you play his or her song, says your **** or the song you playing is ****, touches your property or wants to try it for themselves when its the DJ's job to DJ, you wouldn't some one you don't know go into your office and do your work and do a bad job of it and make you spend a hour trying to tell your boss what the hell happened, would you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - conordalymcr
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That's a fair point. But why don't you play requests? It'd make it a lot more enjoyable for the people there.
User avatar #15 to #14 - rolfface
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Think of it this way, you have your whole day set out for what your going to do, then some one wants you to go out of your way and help them which messes up what you wanted to do, or what if you don't like that song and you were told to keep to the set list or you just don't like the way that person expects you to do it for them since they think of them self's as gods greatest gift? plus drunk people can be ******* dicks.
#17 to #15 - conordalymcr
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User avatar #19 to #17 - rolfface
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also im gonna thump up these comments since your read mine, have a nice day
User avatar #21 to #19 - conordalymcr
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Thanks bro, thumbed up yours too
User avatar #23 to #21 - Brabander
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Good to finally see two users having an argument as mature human-beings here.
User avatar #16 to #14 - rolfface
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Also, what if the other people dont like that song? what if its just that one guy or girl who likes it or ?
User avatar #18 to #14 - rolfface
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(06/25/2012) [-]
You don't want to risk your career going tits up because of one bad song request do you, well that can only really happen if its your first time but still
#38 to #14 - anon id: 4699baa1
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Requests are fine, but if they're being rude about it ("Play it now!" or "Come on hurry up!") I'm not going to play their song. There's LOTS of other people that make requests, and they don't seem to understand this.
#4 - therealndarr
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(06/25/2012) [-]
be DJ
wasted girl with huge knockers comes and asks to play her song
go away
keeps asking
says she'll show me her boobs
say go for it
she does feelsgoodman.jpg
laugh and keep playing my setlist
stupid whore
#1 - fapallday
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(06/25/2012) [-]
you mean good guy DJ
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User avatar #24 to #1 - coolfool
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(06/25/2012) [-]
You sir haven't ever hear liquid DnB.
User avatar #25 to #24 - coolfool
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heard*
User avatar #8 to #1 - jetpistol
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DnB can be good.
User avatar #31 to #8 - Ibiza
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(06/26/2012) [-]
I'm a DnB and Hardstyle fan to the core man.
User avatar #122 to #31 - coolfool
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Your username reminded me of this gem from my childhood... Thank you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M
User avatar #125 to #122 - Ibiza
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: D i love it!
#36 - imcoolashell
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#74 - lapfoxtrax **User deleted account**
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#117 to #74 - anon id: 1c4a2e19
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can you play don't stop believing by journey?
User avatar #91 to #74 - Schiffy
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I have something to tell you! *switches to whisper voice* VST'S CAN BE PIRATED JUST LIKE DAW'S
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User avatar #95 to #94 - Schiffy
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*switches back to normal voice* That's a good point, I'll keep that in mind next time I'm saving up by giving piano lessons!
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User avatar #80 to #74 - Ivandrago
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(06/26/2012) [-]
Kind of ironic that you used the phrasing of "Who's that faggot up there" :D
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#84 to #81 - Ivandrago
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User avatar #39 - thatnerdyguy
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The "twat" part is supposed to mean the customer, right?
#40 to #39 - anon id: e937b509
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No, you're just a retard.
#41 to #40 - thatnerdyguy
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User avatar #43 to #41 - paintballgun
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dat face
User avatar #22 - therealslim
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(06/25/2012) [-]
i love dj's the have an epic job but if i had to deal with drunk assholes all night i would start being an ass too
User avatar #33 to #22 - clausen
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I think the "customer" is acting like the twat anyway
#90 - idropkickppl
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User avatar #44 - froghole
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if you're a dj you better do anything reasonable the people paying the bill want you to do. i.e. weddings and ****
User avatar #32 - theivindon
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(06/26/2012) [-]
but i like dnb...
User avatar #34 to #32 - hchambers
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(06/26/2012) [-]
yeah, since when was dnb so hated?
#42 to #32 - anon id: 4d4e6cbe
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dino nut busters