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Explains Everything

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if t had to describe
acceptance of our s
rough life as adults with
Ily everything we some
across is ring our life.
That all changes . f color, texture and
movement. Food of its pages. A photo
everything Isaw was
red tedious or boring
awesomess portal.
new and there -
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User avatar #33 - phantomseeker (06/25/2012) [-]
How ironic that the post that makes the most sense, or is at least the most logical, in the whole of Funnyjunk is on Stoner Humour. Our is it?
#2 - superbattledog (06/25/2012) [-]
Except for those stones assholes who are all about smoking weed "erryday."
But this really is poetic, and holds copious amounts of truth.
It truly is a portal into another intellectual dimension, wherein our consciousness can grow and examine the universe in a while new light.
#3 to #2 - superbattledog (06/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #20 to #2 - robopuppy (06/25/2012) [-]
Those assholes really just do it to look cool.
#40 to #2 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
I've always said, thanks to cannabis' reputation, dumb people are more likely to smoke, but smoking doesn't imply retardation.
Idiots will be even bigger idiots while high, but a genius will be even more insightful while high. The average man will just be more relaxed and somewhat more ... I don't know how to say it... but receptive of the world.
User avatar #4 to #2 - fourtwentt (06/25/2012) [-]
i smoke all day erryday but i still enjoy every min of being high
#68 to #4 - superbattledog (06/26/2012) [-]
I only smoke once every month or so, but when i do, my mind expands like never before and the only thing that i ever think about is the universe, mortality, morality, infinity, etc. My friends and I have some of the most intellectually stimulating conversations that I've ever been a part of while high.
#26 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
exactly... smoking pot is childish
User avatar #28 to #26 - Afterlife (06/25/2012) [-]
tell that to cancer patients.
#15 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
And then lung cancer happens........
User avatar #17 to #15 - RaXoR (06/25/2012) [-]
Oh you silly anonymous.
#21 to #15 - nomenom (06/25/2012) [-]
Cannabis have a neutral effect when it comes to lung cancer. Among common weed smokers, cancer is actually more rare than in the rest of society.
User avatar #38 to #21 - pukingrainbows (06/25/2012) [-]
And actually cuts tumor growth!
The tar might cause some lung issues like emphysema, but that's what vaporizers are for.
#22 to #15 - scoggand (06/25/2012) [-]
if you don't know your **** then shut the **** up
User avatar #7 - AustenAnarchy (06/25/2012) [-]
Yes! Exactly! Thumb for you.

Right on.
#8 to #7 - digolopey (06/25/2012) [-]
Have you ever read a book high?
User avatar #9 to #8 - AustenAnarchy (06/25/2012) [-]
Yes. All the ******* time lol
User avatar #18 to #9 - RaXoR (06/25/2012) [-]
you sir are a master, I have tried and failed for I tend to read the same sentence 5 times before moving on lol.
#10 to #9 - digolopey (06/25/2012) [-]
I've always had the notion that I will completely lose my focous while reading a book.
#5 - saggygrandma (06/25/2012) [-]
While this is true and I have found weed to enhance my senses, it has also dampened the control I had over my body while it was in my system. It is a sort of paradoxical thing where everything is amplified, and yet my brain feels like it has a wet towel thrown over it. The connection between it and my body is fuzzy and broken. It is something new to partake in, and yet it does nothing for the productive mind. I would never smoke it unless I knew for a fact that I had zero things to do that day because once I'm high, there is no way anything is going to get done.
#39 to #5 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Well, there's indica and sativa. Indica, native to the west, is more of an earthy, grounding body high. It's higher in cannabinoids than THC (both together create the high, contrary to popular belief) and affects your body more acting like a sedative. Sativa, native to the east, is higher in THC and alters perception and thinking.

THC is the mental chemical that makes everything more interesting, the cannabinoids are the cause for lethargy and sedation of the mind
User avatar #71 to #5 - firestaralex (06/28/2012) [-]
Put some music on your ipod and put in your headphones, then just do stuff, like chores and stuff. Makes everything a lot more enjoyable and I actually have had my mom say to me "wow! you're helping a lot today" and I respond with a stoned grin haha.

play some modest mouse and do chores and other stuff, you won't "feel" the effort.
User avatar #32 - Cid (06/25/2012) [-]
Woohoo! You mean if I do drugs, I can have the mentality of a child again!? SIGN ME UP! I HATE INTELLIGENCE AND GOOD DECISION MAKING STRATEGIES!
I would much rather blunder around.
User avatar #34 to #32 - Cid (06/25/2012) [-]
I mean, learning to deal with problems is for losers.
#35 to #34 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
missing the point level: over 9000
User avatar #74 to #35 - nattyicesixtynine (06/30/2012) [-]
i think hes just being a dick
User avatar #31 - milkandmore (06/25/2012) [-]
I really love this. Not a weed smoker but drugs really do seem to open up a portal into a child's state of mind.
Everything is fascinating, you can feel music, colours are enhanced. As comment #2 said, it's very poetic.

It's a shame that drugs have such a bad rapport due to what we see on TV and what the media feeds us. Admittedly, drugs are bad but if one plans to take them and makes sure he/she knows what they are doing and are around people they love and trust it's a truly wonderful experience that I believe everyone should feel, at least once.
User avatar #72 to #31 - GrayStar (06/28/2012) [-]
I agree, but I've mostly heard aweful things about chemical **** (heroine, crack, etc), even in planned/controlled use, so admittedly I don't see myself trying them.
User avatar #73 to #72 - milkandmore (06/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, proper hard drugs like that are bad no doubt.
#12 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Am i wierd if a have the same feeling as you have high when im normal? i mean food is an experience? when isn't food an experience?
User avatar #11 - PremiumRoast (06/25/2012) [-]
When my friends ask me what it feels like to be high I always say "Hakunah Mattata".
#6 - eryomama (06/25/2012) [-]
MFW the first time i saw nature while high
MFW the first time i saw nature while high
User avatar #36 - lordmoldywart (06/25/2012) [-]
If only it didn't smell like ****

Seriously, I've been to parties before where it's being passed around and it smells ******* terrible
#75 to #36 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
well than you sir seemed to get some bad **** cause up here in alaska all our weed smells like pine trees
#66 to #36 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
What? If that smell was in a cologne I would buy it whether the price. That **** holy!
#41 to #36 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Probably ****** mexican brick, but even the good stuff is an acquired taste. It ranges from a sweet, fruity smell to a more dank, almost sour type smell.
User avatar #42 to #41 - lordmoldywart (06/25/2012) [-]
The stuff I've smelled was a dark smell, but I doubt it as Mexican as this was in England, most people here just grow their own
User avatar #69 to #42 - Zarakima (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm a londoner, and if it smelled bad it was most likely Thai, weakest, cheapest you can get, commonest at parties.
User avatar #13 - Awesomecarrot (06/25/2012) [-]
Exactly. I also tend to see people in different ways,
as long as they're not smoking with me. Like if I'm
high and with my sober friends I tend to see an
awesome side of them I always overlook when I'm not high.
Same goes for my parents.
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#25 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
as i heard from a guy who explained how it feels to be on acid.
"just do it if you're so damn curious about how it feels."
User avatar #14 - freakaleak (06/25/2012) [-]
I cant read while stoned, I cant keep my attention and I have to keep rereading paragraphs because I didnt catch what it said the first time I skimmed over it.
Sucks man.
#1 - chrisserv (06/24/2012) [-]
I logged in just to put this into favorites folder

- Thumb for you :)
#30 - DangerToManifold (06/25/2012) [-]
not many will agree with me here but i take a massive overdose of diphenhydramine hydrochloride (benadryl 300-500mg)quite regularly, similer effect to being stoned, ******* terrible drymouth but what it does achieve is sending you into your own little world where everything it interesting, gravity seems to be more active than it usually is and from personal account it makes me question everything. also makes dreams very surreal and vivid. my happy place
User avatar #37 to #30 - pukingrainbows (06/25/2012) [-]
antihistamines are deleriants, and you are really stupid for doing that.
It's seriously not even a high, it just causes dangerous hallucinations and delirious thinking, which are two very incompatible symptoms

There are lots of non retarded drugs you can do, go try some of those, medicine is not good for recreation
User avatar #29 - brandonstanford (06/25/2012) [-]
This looks like something I would say if I was high..I would be a genius if i was able to be high 24/7 in school.
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