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#443 - synapse
Reply +15
(06/25/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#509 to #443 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
I remember seeing that comment on a youtube video.
Good times.
#483 to #443 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
Usually a "Real Badass" wich you are obviously not even close to being, Doesn't have to brag, and make threats to KIDS over the internet. Im betting your some closet fag who lives in his mommys basement and plays waaaay to much CoD while jacking off to child porn, if you're so "badass" come find me. GOOF
#486 to #483 - synapse
Reply +2
(06/25/2012) [-]
www.9gag.com <---- That's where cancer like you belong.
#479 to #443 - shallowloqi
Reply +3
(06/25/2012) [-]
Copypasta. :)
#480 to #479 - synapse
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
Congratulations.
#482 to #480 - shallowloqi
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
Thank you! What is my prize?
#488 to #482 - synapse
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
A dragon dildo.
#502 to #488 - trolololing
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(06/25/2012) [-]
#489 to #488 - shallowloqi
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
Sweet.
#472 to #443 - Flfootball
Reply -12
(06/25/2012) [-]
Bull ****. my dad is in the navy and you are required to not disclose the number of people you have killed. learn something and stop posing the real men and women in uniform.
#491 to #472 - crashxjr
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#485 to #472 - blewws
Reply +2
(06/25/2012) [-]
Calm down, buddy... It's supposed to be funny. Because... Ya know... It's Funnyjunk. Not Whiny-Little-Twelve-Year-Olds-Bitch-About Commentsjunk. That could be a funny site too though...
#469 to #443 - synapse
Reply +5
(06/25/2012) [-]
LISTEN UP FAGGOTS, THIS IS COPYPASTA, AND IF YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE, MOVE ON YOU STUPID ******* NEWFAGS.
#467 to #443 - sirguyman
Reply +9
(06/25/2012) [-]
This ******* post.
This ******* post.
#465 to #443 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
Definitely not gunna get caught when you post your death threat on the internet for everyone to see....
#463 to #443 - MoparMan
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#462 to #443 - bdawgb
Reply +10
(06/25/2012) [-]
The joke is flying over everyone's head man, kudos to you.
#454 to #443 - captainlick
Reply -3
(06/25/2012) [-]
isnt it guerrilla warfare....?
#449 to #443 - jgk **User deleted account**
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#456 to #449 - synapse
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
Never ******* mind. I don't think you are intelligent enough as an individual to understand the joke, this is copypasta and i did it for a special occasion for a JOKE. Jesus ******* christ don't get so butthurt.
#568 to #456 - jgk **User deleted account**
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#448 to #443 - orgasm
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#457 to #448 - tjocksnorris
Reply +3
(06/25/2012) [-]
I saw this comment on YouTube a while back
this comment on YouTube
on YouTube
Youtube

No
#450 to #448 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
It is a copy pasta from /b/ that is old as ****. You are a newfag who overreacts, **** you cancer.
#460 to #450 - orgasm
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#492 to #460 - ubercripple
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(06/25/2012) [-]
#475 to #460 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
>:p
>newfag to funnyjunk
>since2010
#473 to #460 - synapse
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#459 to #450 - synapse
Reply -2
(06/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#487 to #459 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2012) [-]
You`re welcome. This one of the few time this copy pasta is used in a proper thread and these faggots do not even get it. People like him are the sole reason why fj is going to ****.