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#443 - synapse (06/25/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#509 to #443 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
I remember seeing that comment on a youtube video.
Good times.
#483 to #443 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
Usually a "Real Badass" wich you are obviously not even close to being, Doesn't have to brag, and make threats to KIDS over the internet. Im betting your some closet fag who lives in his mommys basement and plays waaaay to much CoD while jacking off to child porn, if you're so "badass" come find me. GOOF
User avatar #486 to #483 - synapse (06/25/2012) [-]
www.9gag.com <---- That's where cancer like you belong.
User avatar #479 to #443 - shallowloqi (06/25/2012) [-]
Copypasta. :)
User avatar #480 to #479 - synapse (06/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #482 to #480 - shallowloqi (06/25/2012) [-]
Thank you! What is my prize?
User avatar #488 to #482 - synapse (06/25/2012) [-]
A dragon dildo.
User avatar #489 to #488 - shallowloqi (06/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #472 to #443 - Flfootball (06/25/2012) [-]
Bull **** . my dad is in the navy and you are required to not disclose the number of people you have killed. learn something and stop posing the real men and women in uniform.
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#485 to #472 - blewws (06/25/2012) [-]
Calm down, buddy... It's supposed to be funny. Because... Ya know... It's Funnyjunk. Not Whiny-Little-Twelve-Year-Olds-Bitch-About Commentsjunk. That could be a funny site too though...
User avatar #469 to #443 - synapse (06/25/2012) [-]
#467 to #443 - sirguyman (06/25/2012) [-]
This 			*******		 post.
This ******* post.
#465 to #443 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
Definitely not gunna get caught when you post your death threat on the internet for everyone to see....
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#462 to #443 - bdawgb (06/25/2012) [-]
The joke is flying over everyone's head man, kudos to you.
#454 to #443 - captainlick (06/25/2012) [-]
isnt it guerrilla warfare....?
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User avatar #456 to #449 - synapse (06/25/2012) [-]
Never ******* mind. I don't think you are intelligent enough as an individual to understand the joke, this is copypasta and i did it for a special occasion for a JOKE. Jesus ******* christ don't get so butthurt.
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#457 to #448 - tjocksnorris (06/25/2012) [-]
I saw this comment on YouTube a while back
this comment on YouTube
on YouTube

#450 to #448 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
It is a copy pasta from /b/ that is old as **** . You are a newfag who overreacts, **** you cancer.
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#475 to #460 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
>newfag to funnyjunk
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User avatar #459 to #450 - synapse (06/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#487 to #459 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
You`re welcome. This one of the few time this copy pasta is used in a proper thread and these faggots do not even get it. People like him are the sole reason why fj is going to **** .
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